Project 2025 - Listing all, yes ALL massage shops in Brisbane and surrounds

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Lords and Ladies,
You have disappointed me as a forum.
So little information. So much nonsense.

Time for you to do your share to make this a better place.
That means YOU!

All you need to do is list EVERY massage shop in a suburb. ONE suburb
With the potential of at least a hj, right up to group gang bangs with a dog, rabbit and a donkey.
Legit shops with no extras can play jump rope

I want EVERY shop in a suburb. You will get credited as the source in post 2.
If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you are welcome to post, but to achieve credit, every shop in a suburb must be accounted for

Next, age range, look type, and service range from the shop.
If you cannot provide this, you can can post, but some minor details requires to attain credit

Heres a template
Sherwood
Japanese Shiatsu - Older, Average, HJ - FS
Wilai Thai - 30-50, Average to OK, HJ - FS
Vivi’s - 20s to 40s, Mostly chubby, HJ - Wild Stuff

Next post will list the suburbs of Brisbane, Ipswich, Logan, Redlands and Moreton Bay.
Many of these suburbs will have no massage shops. Some will have tons.
Then its over to you guys.

Yabba Dabba Doo

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Brisbane
Acacia Ridge
Albion
Alderley
Algester
Annerley
Anstead
Archerfield
Ascot
Ashgrove
Aspley
Auchenflower
Bald Hills
Balmoral
Banks Creek
Banyo
Bardon
Bellbowrie
Belmont

Boondall (Source - HughJorgan)
2128 Sandgate Rd (Used to be cheap but now same price as others and run of the mill)

Bowen Hills
Bracken Ridge
Bridgeman Downs
Brighton
Brisbane Airport
Brisbane CBD
Brookfield
Bulimba
Burbank
Calamvale
Camp Hill
Cannon Hill
Carina
Carina Heights
Carindale

Carseldine (Source - HughJorgan)
521 Beams Rd, all extras available at a price but girls will negotiate, not bad

Chandler
Chapel Hill
Chelmer
Chermside
Chermside West
Chuwar
Clayfield
Coopers Plains
Coorparoo

Corinda (Thanks to Blacksnake)
Corinda Massage Therapy - 40+, Average, HJ only
Good Life - Sold to single operator - 40+, Average, HJ to more?
Sabai Sabai Thai - 20s- 50s, mixed, HJ to FS. If lucky might get an outside offer

Darra (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more
Amazing Hands/Darra Station - 30s-40s, ok to Attractive. HJ to FS

Deagon (Source - Hugh Jorgan)
Laila Massage 140 Braun St advertise on Locanto regularly never stayed looks to be fairly average

Doolandella
Drewvale
Durack
Dutton Park
Eagle Farm
East Brisbane
Eight Mile Plains
Ellen Grove
England Creek
Enoggera
Enoggera Reservoir
Everton Park
Fairfield
Ferny Grove
Ferny Grove
Fig Tree Pocket
Fitzgibbon

Forest Lake (Source - Neox)
Lucky Massage. 20-50s, Average, can expect a HJ on offer at least to FS

Fortitude Valley
Gaythorne
Geebung
Gordon Park
Graceville
Grange
Greenslopes
Gumdale
Hamilton
Hawthorne
Heathwood
Hemmant
Hendra
Herston
Highgate Hill
Holland Park
Holland Park West
Inala
Indooroopilly

Jamboree Heights (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Jindalee (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Kalinga
Kangaroo Point
Karana Downs
Karawatha
Kedron
Kelvin Grove
Kenmore
Kenmore Hills
Keperra
Kholo
Kuraby
Lake Manchester
Larapinta
Lota
Lutwyche
Lytton
MacGregor
Mackenzie
Manly
Manly West
Mansfield
McDowall

Middle Park (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Milton
Mitchelton
Moggill
Moorooka
Morningside
Mount Coot-tha
Mount Crosby
Mount Gravatt
Mount Gravatt East

Mount Ommaney (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Murarrie
Myrtletown
Nathan
New Farm
Newmarket
Newstead
Norman Park
Northgate
Nudgee
Nudgee Beach
Nundah

Oxley (Thanks to Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Dee Thai (formerley Chai Thai Oxley) - 30-50, average to ok, HJ - Possibly more
M-Ley Massage - 60+, Awful, HJ to Probably anything you want
Westside Authentic Thai - 30-50, average to ok - Hj to fs.

Paddington
Pallara
Parkinson
Petrie Terrace
Pinjarra Hills
Pinkenba
Port of Brisbane
Pullenvale
Ransome
Red Hill

Richlands (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble
Red Rose, 30-50, average to poor, hj to fs. Some do better service than others.

Riverhills (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Robertson
Rochedale
Rocklea
Runcorn
Salisbury
Sandgate
Seven Hills
Seventeen Mile Rocks (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more

Sherwood (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Japanese Shiatsu - Older, Average, HJ - FS
Wilai Thai - 30-50, Average to OK, HJ - FS
Vivi’s - 20s to 40s, Mostly chubby, HJ - Wild Stuff

Shorn

Sinnamon Park (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

South Brisbane
Spring Hill
St Lucia
Stones Corner
Stretton

Sumner (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Sunnybank
Sunnybank Hills
Taringa
Tarragindi
Teneriffe
Tennyson
The Gap
Tingalpa
Toowong
Upper Brookfield
Upper Kedron
Upper Mount Gravatt

Wacol (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Yin Yang, 30-60+, poor to average, hj to fs

Wakerley
West End

Westlake (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Willawong
Wishart
Woolloongabba
Wynnum
Wynnum West
Yeerongpilly

Zillmere (Source - HughJorgan)
5 Beckman St (plenty of extras, will cut time short if you let them
16 Handford Rd (Haven't been there but same owners as D Bay which was run of the mill)

Ipswich
Augustine Heights
Barellan Point
Basin Pocket
Bellbird Park
Blacksoil
Blackstone

Booval (Source - Epicdude221)
Lucky Clover - 30s to 40s, Okay to Great, HJ to bodyslide, depends on girl. Rear Entry
Lux Massage - 20s to 40s, Okay to Good, HJ to FS but rare. On an offside street.

Brassall
Brookwater
Bundamba
Carole Park
Camira
Churchill
Chuwar
Coalfalls
Collingwood Park
Dinmore
East Ipswich
Eastern Heights
Ebenezer

Ebbw Vale (Source - Epicdude221)
Begionia Massage - 30s, Okay, HJ plus more but doubt FS. Very open entry right on main road traffic lights.

Flinders View
Gailes
Goodna
Haigslea

Ipswich (Source - Epicdude221)
Nice Orchid Massage - 30s and up, Poor to Okay, HJ to Prostate massage possibly more now but doubt it. Center of the city very public entry.

Karalee
Karrabin
Leichhardt
Moores Pocket
Muirlea
New Chum
Newtown
North Booval
North Ipswich
North Tivoli
One Mile
Raceview
Redbank
Redbank Plains
Ripley
Riverview
Rosewood
Sadliers Crossing
Silkstone
Springfield
Springfield Central
Springfield Lakes
Swanbank
Tivoli
West Ipswich
Woodend
Wulkuraka
Yamanto

Moreton Bay
Albany Creek
Arana Hills
Armstrong Creek
Banksia Beach
Beachmere
Bellara
Bellmere
Bellthorpe
Bongaree
Booroobin
Bracalba
Bray Park
Brendale
Bribie Island NP:
Bunya

Burpengary (Source - HughJorgan)
Thai Diamond North Shore Drv – nice rooms, good massage and extras one of the best in the north but advisable to book
Massage Centre 33 Progress Rd, fairly new but changed hands 01 July and haven’t been since then, offers most extras I think.

Burpengary East

Caboolture (Source - HughJorgan)
Lotus Massage 13 Beerburrum Rd, fairly average most extras on offer but will cut you short on time.
Olympic Star, King St most extras on offer but girl I saw was terrible, absolute rip off for time and service, 2nd worst punt ever.
Vicky’s 46 Beerburrum Rd, most extras on offer, didn’t stay.

Caboolture South (Source - HughJorgan)
Silk Touch 87 Morayfield Rd, basic rooms good extras (Nhj) and girls seem lively massage ok
Siam Star 110 Morayfield Rd basic rooms, looks legit but was offered hj massage was average
Chinese Massage (Hairdresser) 66 Morayfield Rd most extras on offer, fairly basic and clinical

Camp Mountain
Campbells Pocket
Cashmere
Cedar Creek
Cedarton
Clear Mountain

Clontarf (Source - HughJorgan)
Smile Thai (Near the bridge) thought it might be legit but does good massage and hj
You & Me Massage, 72 Hornibrook Esp lots of extras, separate rooms was fairly good
Thai Opal Massage, Maine St never been fairly sure it’s RNT

Closeburn
Commissioners Flat
Corymbia
D'Aguilar
Dakabin
Dayboro

Deception Bay (Source - HughJorgan)
18 Massage 41 Bailey Rd (Nhj ok massage but generally just average

Delaneys Creek
Donnybrook
Draper
Eatons Hill
Elimbah
Everton Hills
Ferny Hills
Godwin Beach
Greenstone
Griffin
Highvale
Jollys Lookout
Joyner

Kallangur (Source - HughJorgan)
1294 Anzac Ave (Hj maybe more now) The current barber is not bad and cheap
Lavender Massage 7/1428 Anzac Ave (Run of the mill)
Northside Chinese Massage 5/1468 Anzac Ave (Nhj used to be good massage as well as extras, haven't been for a while)
Jasmine Thai Massage has the flashing Open and Massage signs but is strictly legit and do a great massage

King Scrub
Kippa-Ring
Kobble Creek
Kurwongbah
Laceys Creek

Lawnton (Source - HughJorgan)
449 Gympie Rd (Hj a fair bit on offer I think)
Smile Massage 2/2 Ebert Pde (Hj recent ads indicate more on offer)

Lilywood
Mango Hill

Margate (Source - Hugh Jorgan)
Skyview Massage 282 Oxley Ave, all extras on offer, variable

Meldale
Moodlu
Moorina

Morayfield (Source - HughJorgan)
Red Cherry 193 Morayfield Rd standard RNT not bad not great
Kung Fu Panda 140 Morayfield Rd, large separate rooms, good massage NHJ maybe more, full standard pricing


Mount Delaney
Mount Glorious
Mount Mee
Mount Nebo
Mount Pleasant
Mount Samson
Murrumba Downs
Narangba
Neurum
Newport

Ningi (Source - HughJorgan)
Ningi Relaxation Centre, Bribie Is Rd, haven’t been since it became RNT but believe it’s ok, basic rooms as it used to be legit.

North Lakes (Source - HughJorgan)
Eden Lake Massage 1A/2 Halpine Dr, Mango Hill, had a quickie hj there once, was a bit expensive

Ocean View

Petrie (Source - HughJorgan)
Best Chinese Massage at the big intersection, never been there but looks RNT

Redcliffe (Source - Hugh Jorgan)
HK Massage 106 Sutton St never been believe there is one or more ladyboys there.
UME Massage 138 Sutton St, Nhj was good
59 Porter St a few months ago an RNT shop opened here but can’t find it now so may have gone.

Rocksberg

Rothwell (Source - HughJorgan)
455 Anzac Ave (Lots of extras, very ordinary massage)
Little Sakura Massage 727 Deception Bay Rd, Rothwell (Haven't tried but seems run of the mill)

Rush Creek
Samford Valley
Samford Village
Samsonvale
Sandstone Point
Scarborough
Stanmore
Stony Creek

Strathpine - (Source - HughJorgan)
Wonder Massage 497 Gympie Rd (Was offered bj)
Sa Massage, 660 Gympie Rd (NHJ maybe more)

Toorbul
Upper Caboolture
Wagtail Grove
Wamuran
Wamuran Basin
Waraba
Warner
Welsby
White Patch
Whiteside
Wights Mountain
Woodford
Woody Point
Woorim
Yugar

Logan
Allenview
Bahrs Scrub
Bannockburn

Beenleigh (Source - GentlemanBro)
George st Beenleigh
One next to the butcher. Always nice young girls providing full menu. Downside is a busy st and you get stared at waiting to get in
Other one is across the Rd last Shop along the driveway
Mixed here, have had some 30's one in her 20's same as other shop full menu on offer

Belivah
Berrinba
Bethania
Boronia Heights
Browns Plains
Buccan
Carbrook
Cedar Creek
Cedar Grove
Cedar Vale
Chambers Flat
Cornubia
Crestmead
Daisy Hill
Eagleby
Edens Landing
Forestdale
Greenbank*
Heritage Park
Hillcrest
Holmview
Jimboomba
Kagaru1
Kingston
Logan Central
Logan Reserve*
Logan Village
Loganholme
Loganlea
Lyons
Marsden
Meadowbrook

Mount Warren Park (Source - GentlemanBro)
Mt Warren Boulevard
Advertising as young girls 2 on shift. Reality is one girl 40's. At least she's honest when you ask. Nice hj and allows touching

Mundoolun
Munruben
New Beith
North Maclean
Park Ridge
Park Ridge South
Priestdale
Regents Park
Rochedale South
Shailer Park
Slacks Creek
South Maclean
Springwood
Stockleigh
Tamborine1
Tanah Merah
Underwood
Undullah1
Veresdale Scrub1
Veresdale1
Waterford
Waterford West
Windaroo
Wolffdene
Woodhill
Woodridge
Yarrabilba

Redlands
Alexandra Hills
Amity Point
Birkdale
Capalaba
Cleveland
Coochiemudlo Island
Dunwich
Karragarra Island
Lamb Island
Macleay Island
Mount Cotton
North Stradbroke Island
Ormiston
Point Lookout
Redland Bay
Russell Island
Sheldon
Southern Moreton Bay Islands
Thorneside
Thornlands
Victoria Point
Wellington Point

Sunshine Coast
Beerwah (Source - HughJorgan)
Lan Thai 21 Peachester Rd was legit now RNT a couple of poor Google reviews could be a fair bit in extras on offer same operators as You & Me Clontarf

[TwitterBang]

Taringa (source TwitterBang)

Acqua - All staff under 30 and HAF Services cater for everyone.
Never leave disappointed from here

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Taringa (source TwitterBang)

Acqua - All staff under 30 and HAF Services cater for everyone.
Never leave disappointed from here

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

Spring Massage and Spa at 196 Moggill Rd also provides a HJ at least, unless I am mistaken

[Falcon2005]

Ok fags,
You have disappointed me as a forum.
So little information. So much nonsense.

I want EVERY shop in a suburb. You will get credited as the source in post 2.
If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF

Yabba Dabba Doo

Im surprised Im the first to tell you to FUCK OFF. Not sure how you expect one person to be able o give you intel on EVERY shop in a suburb in the detail you expect. I certainly wouldn't to be your guinea pig to try on places that have questionable ML's (old boilers) or possibility of not providing what most are looking for.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Im surprised Im the first to tell you to FUCK OFF. Not sure how you expect one person to be able o give you intel on EVERY shop in a suburb in the detail you expect. I certainly wouldn't to be your guinea pig to try on places that have questionable ML's (old boilers) or possibility of not providing what most are looking for.

Dear Mr Goose,
If people just start with one suburb at a time, it will be collated in my second post. Therefore helping EVERYBODY.
It isn’t for my personal records, it’s for EVERYBODY.

Most people who punt, they punt either local or in an area that they know and have tried multiple shops in an area.
If we pool our knowledge, we all benefit.
You can’t do one suburb? Shit, I will even take a suburb with no shops.
Middle Park - Zero Shops

There, now the second post is updated.

Next?

[Xzaga]

I think it's your attitude in your post that will put people off in offering their knowledge.

If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF

Also, why do you need a single person to post information for ALL the shops in one suburb. Why can't you piece that information together from multiple sources?

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

I think it's your attitude in your post that will put people off in offering their knowledge.



Also, why do you need a single person to post information for ALL the shops in one suburb. Why can't you piece that information together from multiple sources?

Didn’t realise we have such tender souls operating here.

Im not trying to herd cats here.
If the premise is too difficult, then you dont need to worry except to reap the benefit of others information.

I dont want 78 reports that 5 Star Annerley has hot young ladies who do it all.
I am more inclined to listen to the guy who can compare it to Angels in Paradise, Plumeria and that other nasty one in Dudley St.

Knowledge is power or we can continue to self implode as a forum and look for GILFs or best Fleshlights.

[VFlowers]

Very ambitious project; you're doing a PhD?
May I suggest a 2-stage approach?
Maybe first list all shops in a given suburb and then add intel about service range and quality later, as people are visiting those shops.

Ok fags,
You have disappointed me as a forum.
So little information. So much nonsense.

Time for you to do your share to make this a better place.
That means YOU!

All you need to do is list EVERY massage shop in a suburb. ONE suburb
With the potential of at least a hj, right up to group gang bangs with a dog, rabbit and a donkey.
Legit shops with no extras can FUCK OFF

I want EVERY shop in a suburb. You will get credited as the source in post 2.
If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF

Next, age range, look type, and service range from the shop.
If you cannot provide this, you can FUCK OFF

Heres a template
Sherwood
Japanese Shiatsu - Older, Average, HJ - FS
Wilai Thai - 30-50, Average to OK, HJ - FS
Vivi’s - 20s to 40s, Mostly chubby, HJ - Wild Stuff

Next post will list the suburbs of Brisbane, Ipswich, Logan, Redlands and Moreton Bay.
Many of these suburbs will have no massage shops. Some will have tons.
Then its over to you guys.

Yabba Dabba Doo

[Xzaga]

Didn’t realise we have such tender souls operating here.

Im not trying to herd cats here.
If the premise is too difficult, then you dont need to worry except to reap the benefit of others information.

I dont want 78 reports that 5 Star Annerley has hot young ladies who do it all.
I am more inclined to listen to the guy who can compare it to Angels in Paradise, Plumeria and that other nasty one in Dudley St.

Knowledge is power or we can continue to self implode as a forum and look for GILFs or best Fleshlights.

I think it's more about being respectful when seeking information.

May I suggest a 2-stage approach?
Maybe first list all shops in a given suburb and then add intel about service range and quality later, as people are visiting those shops.

This would be a much more practical approach then simply waiting for a single person to have visited all the shops in a suburb being providing information.

Also, I think the challenge you might encounter is that information may get old fast as rosters change. Experience and looks are also subjective - a 10/10 for one person may only be a 6/10 for another

[Joejohnson8]

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[Blacksnake]

Corinda
One suburb next door to Sherwood
Corinda Massage Therapy - 40+, Average, HJ only
Good Life - Sold to single operator - 40+, Average, HJ to more?
Sabai Sabai Thai - 20s- 50s, mixed, HJ to FS
If lucky might get an outside offer

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Corinda
One suburb next door to Sherwood
Corinda Massage Therapy - 40+, Average, HJ only
Good Life - Sold to single operator - 40+, Average, HJ to more?
Sabai Sabai Thai - 20s- 50s, mixed, HJ to FS
If lucky might get an outside offer

Thank you Mr Blacksnake.
Congratulations, You are on the scoreboard.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Very ambitious project; you're doing a PhD?
May I suggest a 2-stage approach?
Maybe first list all shops in a given suburb and then add intel about service range and quality later, as people are visiting those shops.

Im thinking of the poor bastard who just got out of a relationship and needs his fix
Im thinking of that guy that no one understands and he just wants a little bit of lovin’
Im thinking of that married man who is dead inside and a little bit of asian poontang gives him a reason to get up in the morning.

People are free to post stage 1 ie all the shops in a suburb, people are free to post what a shop(s) in a suburb is like.
No credit given in post #2 until all criteria for a suburb is met. I will be more brusque with some than others.
Coffee is for closers

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

I think it's more about being respectful when seeking information.



This would be a much more practical approach then simply waiting for a single person to have visited all the shops in a suburb being providing information.

Also, I think the challenge you might encounter is that information may get old fast as rosters change. Experience and looks are also subjective - a 10/10 for one person may only be a 6/10 for another

Did i get your attention?

Shop ownerships and styles change. New shops open. Shops close.
Information can always be updated if and when things change

If some old duffer thinks mls in a store are 10/10 cause he has old man eyes and mr hot young guy goes in and thinks they are a 6. Fuck the young guy. He aint the demographic im looking for.
Whoever fills the info correctly to get a credit in post #2, gets the adulation, blame and comments if they post misleading or inaccurate information.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Lets continue moving south with Oxley

Dee Thai (formerley Chai Thai Oxley) - 30-50, average to ok, HJ - Possibly more
M-Ley Massage - 60+, Awful, HJ to Probably anything you want
Westside Authentic Thai - 30-50, average to ok - Hj to fs.

[harry444]

Being told to 'fuck off' is not the way to attract my support.
Alpha male.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Being told to 'fuck off' is not the way to attract my support.
Alpha male.

Thanks for telling me that. Feelings are important.
I just checked the post and nowhere did I say “Fuck off Harry444”

[harry444]

Actually you did. "If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF".

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Actually you did. "If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF".

Maybe i need my eyes tested, but i dont recall seeing an incomplete list of shops for a suburb from you.
If you list 5 Star Annerley and dont list the other shops in Annerley, dont need it. All or nothing.
If you want to just read and enjoy, well that doesnt involve being told to Fuck Off.

But im not getting bogged down in tender feelings. Its called Project 2025 for a reason.
Read, cry or contribute, I dont care. Well I care about valuable contributions, not time wasting.

Darra
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more
Amazing Hands/Darra Station - 30s-40s, ok to Attractive. HJ to FS