Reply With QuoteOne must be DH Lawrence of punt writing to be able to qualify to do that.Originally Posted by T1ooo
Preferably you major in English Literature in Uni.
if any shops wona contact me, happy to post fake reviews for free pussy
One must be DH Lawrence of punt writing to be able to qualify to do that.
Preferably you major in English Literature in Uni.
Fake reviews... Why not have them? Almost everything about this hobby is fake: fake boobs, fake arses, fake moaning, fake orgasm, fake "squirting", fake GFE. If you take Viagra, that's a fake boner too.
Just enjoy and go with the flow, bros!
I have written reviews which k thought were reasonable and gave some insight into the experience.
Any reviews over 2/3 paragraphs of reasonable i disregard and treat as “paid” advertisement.
I have read several reviews of MLs that have serviced me and they were accurate and just brought back great memories of my experience - but they were not extended flowery monologues like some or a lot we see here …
All in the name of entertainment isn't it. Like watching your favourite rock legends on stage. Who hasn't imagined it was themselves. Fantasy, fake who gives a fuck. Read on.....Rock up.....live your own fake!!!!
No, some readers expect everything written in the reviews should happen with him, and if the girl is rated at 8/10 on looks, he might bring a tape measure with him to prove you’re a shill.
You can never please everybody, just please yourself by reliving your memories writing reviews.
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And never was a truer thought uttered ! Thanks brother Wilisno ....
Wilsno is the Yoda of the Forum, the wisest of the wise ... but just a bit taller, and a bit less green, and bit younger and a bit more handsome.
Ahlungor is Mace Windu of the Forum - just a bit chubbier.
Always heed the advice of these two Jedi Punter Masters.
They will always steer you in the right direction.
Sometimes the Empire Strikes Back…
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Fake reviews the ones that can arouse you and rushing out wearing your undie inside out in the haste serves a useful social and economic function.
However Ahlungor's penchant for gigantic papaya fruitiness of humongous proportions may not to everyone's taste.
The other day a mamasan for unkown reasons tried to push a new ML to me. But I chose the other new ML instead. One who was slimmer and had a sweet and pretty face very much like my English teacher. Mamasan kept telling me, "Boobs not nice. Boobs not nice."
I am not a boobs man. I've seen many a pairs of fake super boobs in my job as a photographer at times without the bras.
However I had a great part 3 with the new ML who had some sagging. Mamasan told me that she told her she cummed 5 times. I didn't believe it but she was very wet. She was visibly tired post Part 3.
I wish Ahlungor many successes in his search for even bigger fruits. If you have a mission and a vision like him it makes punting so much fun.
How often do you please yourself?
Quite often, especially when I get rid of undesirables on the forum, I feel pleased.
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I don't mind the so - called fake reviews at all. Some might be exaggerated a bit, or even quite a lot, but the application of a smidgeon of intelligence can usually allow the reader to get some useful information. We are allowed to use our own judgement. If the occasional critical comments are read with care, it is sometimes fairly easy to spot that the punter has put the wl/ml off in some way, and frequently does not realize it ; particularly telling when the girl has otherwise good reviews.
The thing that I detest is the all out attack reviews when a guy spends an hour with a girl and then rips her to pieces finding nothing good to say at all. They say far more about the reviewer than the girl.
Lol, agreed! They end up reviewing themselves when they are so utterly negative.
You may be surprised to know the "undesirables" consider you are one of them.
Then the reviews become worthless and waste of time, you might also well not read them.
No, I’m not surprised, especially to the trolls, I’m the ultimate undesirable. The difference is I can get rid of them and they can’t get rid of me.You may be surprised to know the "undesirables" consider you are one of them.
Btw, if you are really not that dumb, you should know you’re on a very short list too.
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There's a heap of "fake reviews" on this site, the trick is working out how fake they are. Some are easy to pick, the chief reviewer for 533 is a guy calling himself jethro751 or something like that. His reviews all sound similar and he never has a bad experience. I remember one of his reviews a couple of years ago when he talked about a girl who was 26 on the roster. I knew the girl he was talking about and had met her through friends outside of work. I know for a fact that she was nearly double the roster age. A couple of guys on the forum called him out on her age and all he had was "for an old guy like me she was young and beautiful" the winning comment however was the guy who chipped in with "the fucking towels in that shit hole are older than 26" I still laugh everything I think of that.
You are welcomed to get rid of me. I always have better things to do.No, I’m not surprised, especially to the trolls, I’m the ultimate undesirable. The difference is I can get rid of them and they can’t get rid of me.
Btw, if you are really not that dumb, you should know you’re on a very short list too.
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