Reply With QuoteMy mistake then. I read “Bardo is your ancestral farm”. Silly me I thought you were talking about the bush?Originally Posted by JohnJones
Are you sure about the place?
Jurassic Park was even more believable than the X Files. Imagine Neanderthal balls preserved in amber. Turns out that I am 0.0001% Denisovan because my ancestors probably never left Siberia up until 100 years ago. It's in my DNA test. Pretty weird.
My mistake then. I read “Bardo is your ancestral farm”. Silly me I thought you were talking about the bush?
Are you sure about the place?
"Used without qualification, "bardo" is the state of existence intermediate between two lives on earth."
- Wikipedia page on Bardo.
As soon as you type Bardo in Google, that is the first result. One of my foremothers were Tibetan, and that word came from her mother tongue.
@Vincent888 reminds me, did u end up banging your neighbour yet?
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No. For a few reasons.
Work plus Sex on Monday at N5M
Work
Work
Work plus Threesome on Thursday at N5M
Work.
Work plus Sex at N5M Saturday
Work plus Sex at N5M Sunday
Work
I’ve just done 15 hours and it’s 7pm.
Her and my paths haven’t crossed in the last week. When I say work they’re double or triple what normal people do.
No time to waste chasing an unsure thing. I’ll progress but when the time is right. Besides I still would punt anyway even with her as a GF.
I’d have to do that discreetly of course… in true punter style.
I had a chance to have an affair with a co-worker behind my ex-wife's back many years ago. She was also a married woman. There were many opportunities working in a small office - when everyone else was away at a convention it was just me and her in the office. A thought in my mind formed and wanted me to grab her aside and kiss her to see her reaction, then something else stopped me from doing it.
I told her about what I was about to do to her a few days later. She was shocked but appreciative of my honesty. Later on we would have friendly chats and walks together until I left the company. She was probably into the idea as well but wasn't sure if she's ready to cheat her husband.
It depends on the kind of person you were in past lives. If you were a good person who is disgusted by bad behaviour, it will show automatically in this life. Certain deeds and karmas get carried over.
Banging a married neighbour, even when you're single, may have consequences to the married person. When you're married later on, whether this life or the next, you have to experience the karma.
This is why some of the Mahasiddhas of the past go to brothels instead of banging married women. Back in the past in the Indian subcontinent, brothels are not timed by the hour. Sex workers would spend a whole night with patrons and are very picky of who becomes their client. An ordinary client would treat a prostitute as a sex toy, while a Mahasiddha will make her feel like a woman again. He would let her be herself - she would tease, banter, laugh and feel as if someone had actually liked her not just for her pussy but also her personality as a whole.
Yes as long as the nurse helps me wipe off lol
Does she have to look like Miyagi San?
Here’s some blurb on why you can’t get paid to donate in Australia:
https://www.spermdonorsaustralia.com...reimbursement/
No way dude! Not for you, not for anyone!
Give it up!
It wasn’t an ask but a hypothetical.
I would prefer the nurse help me bust out the nut too...
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Only if a good sort
Yeah true...be careful what we wish for right...
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I contributed when I was doing post-grad in the UK years ago. Donors (mainly students) were not paid for the donation but were well recompensed for the expenses of getting there + a meal. In those days Donors were not identifiable , now they are, with the result that no-one local donates and they have to import semen at greater cost. It was a fairly clinical procedure and the maximum number of pregnancies per male was set at between 25 and 40.
As the issue was raised, Sperm can survive in air for a max of 15 minutes, only seconds in water particularly hot water, and usually 24 to 48 hours inside a woman. That can theoretically stretch up to 5 days in the pre - ovulation period when it is in a warm and wet environment.
Interesting about the shelf life. Thank you.
I was thinking of donating sperm few months back but there are lots of questions on mind like:
1.Can I even donate as I'm form a different continent, to be more specific South Asia . As someone with different skin color would they even take my sperm.
2. Medical history; coming from a third world country the medical sector is not great as of a first world country, so I don't know about anything regarding my families medical history.
3. On the screening process the candidate should be clean as in hadn't had sex with a sex worker for at least 12 months.
4. What are the women's like who are going to receive the sperm and what not.
5. Will it effect my life in any kind of manner of future or not.
Overall I wouldn't mind donating if I get the chance.
Having sex with a sex worker previously?
It’s ok to have sex with a GF who may be a player?
What they do is to secure your legs and hands on a bed with ropes.
Then they use a big rubber balloon thingy with a nip to insert your little brother in.
They would draw air into it with a motor pump.
When they hear the scream from you. You are over and the process is done.
You won't be able to piss for 3 hours. And of course you won't think of sex for several weeks.
No clue It just says no sex with sex workers for some reasons.
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