WL queefed really loudly like a fart. Silence for few seconds. Dick died and I said thanks for the session then left.
This happened and I have never experienced it before. WL dommed me up with a jet black condom then proceeded to live out some fantasy telling me “Peter, fuck me with your hard black cock” I promise you I’m not making this up!
I went along with it as you would have to. I had only booked for 30 mins damn! Korean, sandy coloured hair, nice c naturals and a smoking body.
Afterwards she said a customer a few days earlier had brought two in. Medium/Large she said....
Black cocks matter!
Anyone else here have something strange like this?
WL queefed really loudly like a fart. Silence for few seconds. Dick died and I said thanks for the session then left.
Queefed? What is that?
Happens a lot, especially after the woman has come?
It happens a lot as long as you are big enough to fill the space provided. I'm not saying I'm Super Schlong McGee, but it's been a common occurrence in my adventures. It seems pretty juvenile to be grossed out over it.
The inexperienced girls fumble around with the condoms and ask me "are you small big or medium?" LOL!
I just flatter myself and say "lets try a medium" LOL!
ML gets a lovely red rubber and starts to roll it on my cock which then rolls about 3 inches down and stops. She says oh must be on the wrong way, takes it off, surveys it, stretches the rim back over my head and snaps it back on my shaft, fuck me. Starts rolling, nup not going any further. I’m thinking have I grown another 3 inches overnight? Am I now the white Mandingo? So we proceeded with the CBJ and the illusion of my new 9 inch weapon. This was a first, Usually I choose the girls with really small hands so when they wrap both hands around my shaft I still have the another 2 inches popping out! Haha, Just a tip if you feel like an ego boost.
Nicky....................
Once you go black you never go back.
WL asked if I'd been drinking, no I said I had a smoke before I came, motioning (I thought) a bong with my hands. Nekminnit she abruptly pulls out her pipe, lights up, sucks hard and offers me a hit! I tell her I don't touch it, I'm stoned enough on pot. She has another toot and we have an amazing session, whacked out of our heads.
I wish you young people would speak the Queen's English.
What has happened to language? What has happened to standards? What has happened to respect? What has happened to courtesy?
What has happened to God, Queen, Country, everything?
OK I am supposed to add a LOL! or a now just to show that I am joking
In Brissie a few years back with a private MILF ML in a suburb called Tarragindi, she had a table with a hole in the middle and newspaper on the floor!
Fuck knows what the newspaper was for? Maybe so I could read it during the session - who knows. Anyway her finger was as far up my arse as it could
go and she asked if I had bacon and eggs for breakfast.
Maybe funny but could also be appalling too I guess. I just blew all over the oil bottle on the bed... How you ask? Well my ML darkened the room today and after some vigorous 69ing I dropped my load in the dark. When she picked up the bottle she had a look on her face like WTF and then realised what was on the bottle and her hands. Priceless
Ha - I once was given a block condom, I have to say its the weirdest look.