Reply With QuoteTry and b happy
Was going to choose HappyAs, but like HappyA
I really enjoy my fishing, it's a bit of a pun of DTF, which I'm sure most of you know means down to fuck, which I am also really down for, but I thought down2fish would be funnier.
Try and b happy
Was going to choose HappyAs, but like HappyA
I picture you with a cape and a P across your chest!Originally Posted by Punterman
The funny thing is that another user had a similar username style to me, 'hugh85' I think it was, and also had a similar style of punting as me!
[QUOTE=Alan86;1049231]I picture you with a cape and a P across your chest!
LOL Alan, I might just get that outfit. I can hear the receptionist shouting out to the girls "is it a plane, is it a bird, no it's Punterman. Da, Da Dah. Drum rolls.
My partner and I punt together. Yes she is bi.
Mate mate mate, slow down. You can't just drop a one sentencer like that! Please sir and/or ma'am, start a thread.
We have rules and goals. The goal is to have fffm or at the very least lesbian threesome. Rules are:
1). We are allowed to sleep with other girls.
2). We must report to each other.
3). If we encounter a bisexual chick, we will sleep with her (or try to).
So far no fffm yet. It's almost impossible to find two bi chicks and make 4 people sexually attracted to each other.
@ Puntercouple, Almost impossible doesn't mean it won't happen. I have to say you've got yourself a win/win set of rules haven't you! Rule number 1 is a no brainer & at the very least you possibly get to watch a lesbian threesome while you're sitting back on a chesterfield chair with a cigar in one hand & your cock in the other....👍🏼
Used to be much longer, toiletdrinker because of my pet. Shortened it to toilet plus easy to remember numbers because it was a pain to keep typing it for every log in.
screenshot from http://www.mabellecheri.com.au.. (I don't get paid at all from this shop)
seems some ladies are bisexual. try here maybe? ehehe
@chelsea: Oh wow thank you so much! I'll go through it with my SO tonight ��
Yea I got lucky with my SO. The rules may seem advantageous to me, but it's actually quite fair. She used to have a semi-regular lesbian partner that would come over, but would only do it behind closed door.
Also tried our friends by asking them whether they're bi or not. Turns out nobody else is bi.
Are you bi-sexual?
Nope, only my SO.
I picture you with a cape and a P across your chest
Done
I think that's awesome that you and your SO punt together. If my SO knew what I was up to she'd probably cut my dick off!
Omg dude I just wrote this elsewhere, but the pic is SO AWESOME!
Killed myself laughing!
rooter is obvious for bros raised in Australia or who have been here a long time, but maybe not so obvious for more recently arrived bros.
To root means to fuck so a rooter is someone who fucks.
The word root actually isn't used that much these days but it was a popular word when I was growing up in the 80s.
It's Aussie slang, though probably originally British or Irish.
It's certainly not American. In American to root means to barrack for a team eg. "I'm rooting for the Giants".
I was gonna call myself fucker, but I thought I would be a bit more subtle and call myself rooter instead.
I am actually surprised there still isn't a fucker on the forum.
Anyway if I ever get banned, I will come back as fucker
And why the lower case r?
Well that's just false modestyI'm good at that
The new England cricket captain : Joe Root !!rooter is obvious for bros raised in Australia or who have been here a long time, but maybe not so obvious for more recently arrived bros.
To root means to fuck so a rooter is someone who fucks.
The word root actually isn't used that much these days but it was a popular word when I was growing up in the 80s.
It's Aussie slang, though probably originally British or Irish.
It's certainly not American. In American to root means to barrack for a team eg. "I'm rooting for the Giants".
I was gonna call myself fucker, but I thought I would be a bit more subtle and call myself rooter instead.
I am actually surprised there still isn't a fucker on the forum.
Anyway if I ever get banned, I will come back as fucker
And why the lower case r? Well that's just false modesty
Haha! great name!
There are so many words for coitus or sexual intercourse: fuck, root, screw, bang, drill etc.
The funny and interesting thing is they are all from the male perspective as they are all focussed on penetrating, rather than being penetrated.
It would be great to have a whole bunch of new words for sex based on the female perspective ...
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