So yesterday I had just enough spare time to make a booking with my favourite little ml. I booked ahead and drove on over. An elderly square headed dude arrived just before me and headed in. When I walked in for my booking there was a little commotion. He saw that my girl was 'available' and was shouting the place down demanding to see her. After a few minutes everyone's day was being ruined, the other punters trying to have a nice massage, the girls trying to smooth over the situation, and me who had actually made a fucking booking unlike that fat headed buffoon. Anyhow long story short, when arsehole threatened to call the cops on the place if he didn't get his way I let him go, as the owner wasn't in yet the girls were panicking at how to handle the obnoxious jerk.

So here is a song dedicated to that booking thief.
https://youtu.be/0doSWS0Fj24