I'll never forget going for a FS punt with a much older work colleague in my early days. We chose our girls, went to our respective rooms, did the deed. After our time was up, we met at the pub across the road. I was still a young greenhorn, naive and inexperienced. After our first sip of frosty ale, he slapped me on the back and asked:
"Well, how was she mate?"
Still nervous about the whole scene and having someone else know I was a punter, I sheepishly replied:
"She was fine" and nervously took another mouthful of nectar.
"That's it!? She was fine!? Fucking hell mate, need a bit more detail! How did she taste?"
"Dunno, I just fucked her and came and left".
With a pause and a cocked eyebrow, he enquired:
"So....you're telling me you didn't growl her out?"
"Uh, no".
"Well, got news for you mate: If you didn't lick her pussy, you didn't fuck her. You didn't fuck her".
Sage words of wisdom I follow to this day.