Watching the Ashes test on tv and a couple of things sprung to mind.

Why are the commentators wearing suits and ties, I mean what sort of wanker wears a suit to a cricket match?

Why do they stick microphones up their noses? Might as well stick them up their arses for all the good they do.

Why do they call Ponting "Punter" is he one of us poor souls?

Just a bit of tongue in cheek - I dunno.

Don't get me started on that D joke o vic tennis c**t.

WayneK