How to qualify as a punting JEDI?

[Richboy]

With so many punters out there, I thought we should get some sort of consensus of a punting Jedi. Eg. Having banged at least 1 per week over a 5year period and 1 massage per week over 5 years? Further the ability to use your super power such that you invite a wl outside work and get at free punts at least x times.

[AHLUNGOR]

I can easily qualified for the middle part (massage). Can I just be a Storm Tropper !!

[Sergaent Brody]

May the fucks be with you!

[Jj999]

With so many punters out there, I thought we should get some sort of consensus of a punting Jedi. Eg. Having banged at least 1 per week over a 5year period and 1 massage per week over 5 years? Further the ability to use your super power such that you invite a wl outside work and get at free punts at least x times.

1 per week isn't that much.
Punting Jedi should be Bro commanderM.
He had around 500 punts last year.
One year.500 punts.

[AHLUNGOR]

May the fucks be with you!

Not every time though!

However, may the big firm tits be always there with me every time I drop my pants..........haha

[the wizard]

I am joining the Empire !!

[AHLUNGOR]

I am joining the Empire !!

And go to the Dark side??

[kickass]

By using the force?