Reply With QuoteYou get weirder every day !!
Guys, Im a bit of a jokey ***t, and there is this really attractive full figured girl that works sometimes in the local fruit shop. I went in there to buy a couple of rockmelons and she was serving.
I was genuinely carrying these rockmelons like this for balance - it is the only way to carry them - but when I got to the counter I said to her:
"Everytime I buy rockmelons, I always feel like Austin Powers!
She burst into laughter, and it was only when I checked this out in the mirror back home did I see how lurid and effective it must have looked to her! (Her own set is good, but not quite this good.)
Man, but I've held some beauties just like this in my time!
You get weirder every day !!
Actually, I've just realised that photo represents everything the forum stands for!
Truly, I was carrying them like that because that is the only way you can carry them, and the remark just came out.
Lucky you didn't want a banana too :-)
Thank for your nice inter-loupes, sextus!
wondering how can you think of this word..Originally Posted by Sextus
Guys, Im a bit of a jokey ***t, and there is this really attractive full figured girl that works sometimes in the local fruit shop. I went in there to buy a couple of rockmelons and she was serving.
I was genuinely carrying these rockmelons like this for balance - it is the only way to carry them - but when I got to the counter I said to her:
"Everytime I buy rockmelons, I always feel like Austin Powers!
She burst into laughter, and it was only when I checked this out in the mirror back home did I see how lurid and effective it must have looked to her! (Her own set is good, but not quite this good.)
Man, but I've held some beauties just like this in my time!
you are weird but kinda funny mate.."Everytime I buy rockmelons, I always feel like Austin Powers!
I'm a bit like the Python boys timido, out there, but really sane at the same time. Its fun!you are weird but kinda funny mate..
Yeah, that's me mate. The first ***t in the history of the the forum to post a photo of himself, I'll bet.
Clive x 3 is masturbating fiercely looking at your photo!!!
hahaha, they r legends
Yeah, and maybe Dannyboy is too!
it's a crowd
And brother LeeKing is hiding in the cupboard watching
Haha ! Bro lee_king doesn't belong to that league !
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Nearly as good as the machine gun bras!
This is the Austin powers scene that Sextus is referring to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_295f530E
You want to be carefull Sextus they have locked people up for worse.
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