Reply With QuoteThis is what I meant by everyone getting what they wanted.Originally Posted by trampslikeus55
You'd think it would have been opitune but I was shacked up with the GF at the time. Got turfed a week later. So I really just fucked my self up when you think back on it😎
This is what I meant by everyone getting what they wanted.
Australian cricketers back in back in the 80's / 90's were great with sledging the opposition batsmen with lines like ,"I fucked your mother last night " or" your wife gave good head last night" usually got the bloke out in the next few balls.
Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:
When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
Botham retort was "Wife is fine, kids are retarded"
Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes):
"Hey Eddo, why are you so fucking fat?"
Eddo Brandes: "Because every time I fuck your wife, she throws me a biscuit."
I always thought it was Sachin Tendulker who gave that retort to Pidgeon.
Was Sachin ever fat?
I remember watching some matches he played and thinking that he looked "rounded". I think the short stature might have something to do with it.
I hate my sister in law. I think it's because she's the female version of me. But, as much as she repulses me, as much as the sound of her voice irritates me, I must admit, she has an arse that I would love to bury myself balls deep into.
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