Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
Fake reviews... Why not have them? Almost everything about this hobby is fake: fake boobs, fake arses, fake moaning, fake orgasm, fake "squirting", fake GFE. If you take Viagra, that's a fake boner too.

Just enjoy and go with the flow, bros!
No, some readers expect everything written in the reviews should happen with him, and if the girl is rated at 8/10 on looks, he might bring a tape measure with him to prove you’re a shill.

You can never please everybody, just please yourself by reliving your memories writing reviews.