Reply With QuoteHow old are you babe? Can't believe an old prick can be so good .lol
You are the tenth best fuck I've had....today.Thai bird with a sense of humour..ha aha
On the flip side they could say
you smell
you fat
you ugly
you old
you too small
They wont say it, but their actions towards you would speak louder than words
How old are you babe? Can't believe an old prick can be so good .lol
You are the tenth best fuck I've had....today.Thai bird with a sense of humour..ha aha
I always get the typical ones mentioned in this thread "Oh you so big", "You cum so much", "wow I think your cum can hit the roof", "your girlfriend must be very happy"
Best was...
"Can I ask you a question. Did you have surgery or something on your cock? I've never seen one like it."
My little girl that I had to give up (an ML) told me that many men wouldn't shower (cos it would waste precious time) and most that did still had smelly arses.
Thats the flip side. She would say "Why dont you smell?". I'd say "I dont know."
Oh wait, first time I met her she said "You have a beautiful cock!"
When I got to know her better she told me she says that to all the boys. Fuck!!
I, too, like to finish my punts by throwing a smoke bomb and vanishing into the shadows.Originally Posted by rooter
"wow babyyyyy.. your dick bigger than my arm"
errr.... it's like not even half your arm
this is posting cock man to rolling nessi position!!
i will see him at final stage at Sex competition in TEXAS!!!
my combination is Up side down helicopter to reverse flying sky fish position.
finish by COF with big smile
I had a whore tell me that my micropenis was in fact average size.... yeah right
I like to buy condom from ladies. young girl working at chemist shop and i ask about condom to young lady. i speak very polite way and small voice, but when the girl asked me my size, i say XL size please!! with big voice
young girls always give me smile
For me
"Ohh you so strong" (talking about my dick)
"Oh why no go soft? Other customer quickly go soft" (after coming)
"You very handsome man!"
"You wife very happy" (probably wanting to find out if I'm married)
Ninja punting.
One common thing I used to always said to WLs or MLs when my hands were holding their big tits for the first time (occasionally I still do, like to Amanda @ SF and then of course, she told me she has no boyfriend, as if !!):
You boyfriend is a very lucky man !!
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mate the topic is about WL cmplimenting u, not the other way round.
wait i understand. The WL knows u have a boyfriend
It's the usual litany. The funny one was when a mamasan said, you look like good Hong Kong boy. To hitch I replied, do good HK boys come to your shop often.
Then she let me come over her huge tits, all the while apologizing that none of the younger girls showed up.
The "You are so" series, Eg: big, strong, gentle, experienced, kind, ...
Then there are these classics:
- I missed you
- Nice to see you again
Had this once, from a J girl: "You should get a Japanese girlfriend, much better than a westerner you know."
The one I used to get was
Girl: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "No"
Girl: *feigns disbelief*
While I'm not sure if they all pretended to be shocked, There was definitely a few when the sex was lackluster.
Girl: "Oh my what a small cock"
Me: "Really? Its a long cock from Mong Kok - extremely fuel efficient, only 1.6l with turbo"
Girl: "6000GRM oh my... what a cock"
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