Most Common Compliments from WL

[kickass]

I'm immune to them all. I shag for me. The price is as quoted. I expect my full allotted time. I've had every compliment under the sun. Many of which are blatantly untrue. I put them into four categories:

1. I want your money;
2. I want a tip;
3. You made me work too hard;
4. Thank God you didn't make me work too hard.

[Licker]

One said to me the other day 'wow you have hot body' She was referring to my sweating from a prettt hard, intense massage!

hehe... that reminded me of an AR I did couple of years ago (on another site).

She placed a clean towel (folded twice) onto the table where my crown jewels were to be (no other disposable items, covers other than that). She started the massage and tried to strike some conversation about how hot I was (the temperature of my skin compared to her cool hands, I had just been carrying 8 cases of beer for the bbq)

It was a hot day and an ad hoc visit to the parlour, before heading home for the barbeque.

[garfield]

I like the one "I like the way you fuck me" which means they are really enjoying. Or when they look at you with a big smile "You are good" after a satisfying daty. Or you are strong, which just means it is taking too long, and there was the occasional "You are trying to kill me!" which is just they are tired and can't take anymore. And on rare occasion "fuck you", which means I really fuck them good and they wish we could swap roles.

[jazzlau90]

Hi Bros, been a long time

Interesting thread.

For me,

1. Wow you're so big (I think this is pretty expected now days)
2. You smell really good
3. So muscular and fit.

So gotta wait and see if there are any more compliments

[the wizard]

-your so strong
-you smell nice
-you make me feel so good baby - (recently)
-your a good kisser

[IExperiment]

I just fell off my seat!

+1

But there is one more, I miss you hunny maybe she did but we will never know

[rooter]

"you are very clever man"
When I figured out how to work the pump on a bottle of shower gel
Hey, don't laugh, it's a compliment!

[jellyshots]

I just have to add "You are very manly" from Yuna when I picked up a dead cockroach for her...

[Raybo]

You give good massage. At least i got something right!

[zeroun]

You're such a nice guy. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

[herecticx]

You have good body
why no girlfriend?
handsome

and i yes i believe them all

[Mr. Who]

"I'm sure you don't come to these places a lot"

[HengDai]

You're such a nice guy. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

LOL - this line is standard now and a part of the service I think. haha

I keep hearing
'I love bald men with a hairy back and arse'
It must be true!!

HAHAHA - this is hilarious. It must be true, coz these girls would never ever lie.

Other beauties I have heard are:
- You handsome guy. Why you come to places like this?
- You so good at that (DATY). Your girlfriend is so lucky.
- I am so lucky, you are the perfect man (recently)

[jayw]

Anyone here believe the compliments from WLs/MLs oughta have his head (on his shoulders) examined.

There's getting compliments, and then there's believing those compliments.
Sure we don't believe them, but we would still prefer to receive them, than get a bland look.

[asiafever]

1. "You are so sweet, your (gf, wife) must be very lucky..."
2. "Wow... you have beautiful (cock, dick, friend..)"
3. "Handsome boy.. You can't be (insert age), I thought you were (insert age 10 years younger)
4. "I love your bum... so sexy.." Yes, this is true, I have an awesome arse.. Squats and deadlifts boys..
5. "You have beautiful body, no fat, how can I lose fat?" Usually said by a girl looking for a compliment on her body..
6. "Why you don't have gf? you are kind man, girl love men like you." Lies. Lies, lies, lies. Girls always say they just want a nice man, or a man with a sense of humour, this is bullshit, girls aren't going to fuck some broke guy who looks like a bulldog trying to lick mayonnaise out of a jar just because he knows some jokes...

[Shoryureppa]

"you are very clever man"
When I figured out how to work the pump on a bottle of shower gel
Hey, don't laugh, it's a compliment!

best one so far! LOL

[cocktus]

We should have special sections devoted to these kind of threads that seems to pop up from time to time.
maybe name them "not this thread again" and "ego stroke" hehehe

[rooter]

best one so far! LOL

I think we all need a lesson in humility and maybe funny, weird or unusual comments by WLs would be a better thread.
My latest contribution ...
A WL looking down at my throbbing hard on says:
"I'm a bit scared of that"
I guess you can interpret that anyway you want!

[World citizen]

three most common compliments for me:

1. you such a handsome boy, you no need pay for sex!
2. you so big and strong, you must be a football player
3. your cock so thick and long, you must make your girlfriend very happy
4. (usually when they see me take off my patek phillippe) thats an expensive watch you must be very rich

yeh shit gets old real quick. if I wanted a girl to compliment my looks or impeccable fashion sense id trawl for sluts at a club.

[RoyalFlush]

1) Recently had this encounter.
WL was very very keen to add me on her wechat, despite our very average session, she tries adding me 3x, finally got through.
She: thank you (love symbol). I want to meet you again (lecherous emo)
Rf: Nice to meet you.

Since she was very forward, I just asked her if she like me enough to go on a date. And I told her I am as straightforward as an American. She replied she has to go to work, and sleep. No time for dating. A few days later, she asked if I could help her buy a ticket to Japan using my credit card. I told her to go to Flight Centre to buy it in cash.

2) You are so good at licking my pussy, where did you learn it from?