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  1. [General Talk] Good onya Gucci, you have impeccable taste mon...

    Good onya Gucci, you have impeccable taste mon ami (parents too), and nice funny story about you and the song.
    You've certainly gone up a couple of notches in my book - that puts you on notch 2....
  2. [General Talk] Absolutely, five years ago I didn't really fancy...

    Absolutely, five years ago I didn't really fancy her that much, now she is on my top five of aussie women.
  3. [General Talk] Put a big "C" in front of rap musac ('coz it aint...

    Put a big "C" in front of rap musac ('coz it aint music) and you accurately define its quality and contribution to the arts - CRAP
  4. [General Talk] Wrong YF. your link could only motivate a...

    Wrong YF. your link could only motivate a degenerate ape, never a rocking stud.
  5. [General Talk] The *Ultimate Punters Motivation Rock Song* when you need that little bit extra....

    The Ace of Spades - MotorHead

    http://youtu.be/1iwC2QljLn4
  6. [General Talk] Punters - you can listen to this classic Rock Song for suitable punting motivation

    Punters Motivation Song -

    All Night Long (I Wanna Love ya) – (Rainbow)

    http://youtu.be/jxXzgSGhh98
  7. [General Talk] If you have decent occupation, then you could...

    If you have decent occupation, then you could quite easily find an Asian girlfriend by using a dating agency, (not the online rubbish sites) but an agency with an office in Sydney CBD.
    There are...
  8. [General Talk] Two Of The Sexiest TV Presenters – they are getting better with age - yummsville

    The Two Sexiest TV Presenters –

    Natalie Barr
    http://babyboomerpersonalstylist.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/nataliebarr.jpg

    Melissa Doyle...
  9. [General Talk] I Love To Love But My Baby Just Loves to Dance – Tina Charles - when women were sexy

    I Love To Love – Tina Charles (7-s)

    http://youtu.be/seu2xuMQnIA
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    [General Talk] Maybe it has got a headache with all the flogging...

    Maybe it has got a headache with all the flogging and thumping, it's very common. Jusy needs a rest sugarplum.
  11. [Complaint] Sure, they are nice to play with and f@ck, that's...

    Sure, they are nice to play with and f@ck, that's what they are essentially there for.
    But they are certainly lousy "ham over-actors" for the most part.
    I guess the prevailing philosophy is "who...
  12. [Complaint] I must have been tired when last registering, or...

    I must have been tired when last registering, or perhaps I didn't use my reading spectacles,
    as a result my name is all wrong, it should be IshmaelEpsteinofChina. I wonder, does this perhaps reveal...
  13. [Complaint] Who was Max Impact? They say he was an...

    Who was Max Impact? They say he was an impersonator, a pretender to the poet troll - that's what they say.

    Do you remember the Spartacus film? "Who is Spartacus? I'm Spartacus, no I'm Spartacus,...
  14. [Complaint] Well, it's more than likely that they fuck a lot...

    Well, it's more than likely that they fuck a lot better than they act - usually they tend to overact in a highly stylised way, it's embarrassing sometimes.
    Apparently some folk like that sort of...
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    [General Talk] What's that old saying, "all's fair in love and...

    What's that old saying, "all's fair in love and war." If punting has any parallels with love and war,
    then maybe the rules just go out the window.
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    [General Talk] This reminds me of the "law of diminshing...

    This reminds me of the "law of diminshing returns," and it is more often than not a truism.
    The first bite of the chocolate bar is very nice, the second bite is nice but just a little less, the...
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    [General Talk] This Mimi sounds good, seems like she's well...

    This Mimi sounds good, seems like she's well worth a visit, I'm sure I'll fit her into my schedule sometime.
    Contact details please?
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    How dare this fellow impsersonate me, I mean the...

    How dare this fellow impsersonate me, I mean the poet troll, it's outrageous...I'll write a letter to the Times by golly.
    Confound the man, he then has the utter impertinence to deny the accusation....
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    [General Talk] It has only happened to me once, a few years...

    It has only happened to me once, a few years back. I didn't even notice until I'd left the shop, because at that time
    I wasn't in the habit of checking my wallet before leaving the establishment.
    ...
  20. [General Talk] I agree; a mild slap on you, or perhaps even a...

    I agree; a mild slap on you, or perhaps even a hard one, is tolerable if she happily sits on your face and generally performs well.
    You can always return the favour with the classic turkey slap...
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    [General Talk] Don't ever leave your money unattended in your...

    Don't ever leave your money unattended in your clothes, if you have to go outside the room for
    the toilet or a shower - you're providing the perfect environment for an opportunistic crime.
  22. [General Talk] Haven't you heard of "cartels" or "monopolies."...

    Haven't you heard of "cartels" or "monopolies." "organised crime," "money laundering?"
    There are many reasons for doing business, making a balance sheet profit is only one of them,
    and it might not...
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