Honey - This is why I don't do 30 min sessions.
Just got back from Honey Bunny. On a roll with these AR, might as well report this.
Rocked up to this venue, noticed there was a LOT of girl working. I'm led to the waiting room and in comes Honey. A hot woman, greets me, shakes my hand, and tells me she's Thai. I ask her if she does extras like natural bj she goes "yeah, yeah for extra. You come with me now?" Other have reported that their ladies are quite pushy. This seems to be true. But since Honey was so damn hot, I just agreed on the spot - 30 minutes!. Nice slim-medium build. C+ natural breasts and a nice ass, pretty face and long luscious black hair to boot. Size 6-8.
Enter the room. "This is my room!" she says. Speaking of which, The establishment is quite nice. Two levels and the rooms are nice and spacious with kickass showers. She's quite friendly and chatty. I take a shower and she leaves for like 5 minutes and comes back with towels and plugs in her iPhone. She takes a shower. That's 10 minutes already gone. Not to mention that her pussy is not shaved.
She oils up her body as I'm feeling her up from behind. So far so good. She's responding well. She bends over for me to play wit her ass - and jesus christ and all that is holy - her ass is Hairy! <---that's right, with a capital H! But I'm Horny, also with a capital H, so I overlook it, lie on the bed and asks $20 for BBBJ... upfront. Huge sigh as I go and get her money and she gets to work. It's not too bad. To be honest I'm a little spoilt by Eva from 22Brodie's masterful BBBJ's that everyone's just pales in comparison. Honey makes a note right at the beginning not to finish in her mouth. Of course not, not at that rate I won't. Good strokes but not enough suction. Forgetting about that hairy asshole, I ask for 69. She agrees, but then as she turning over, she says "I don't do 69". Huh? I thought 'you just said yes, no more than 2 seconds ago. do we have another flip-flopper?' So she kind of just sat on my chest and moved her hips around. This was getting weird so I ask her to keep sucking me. She reaches for a condom and puts it on and continues sucking - even though I paid for BBBJ.
She jumped on a rode me cowgirl, an admirable performance but her overtly and obvious fake moans were really off putting. Not long after she asked me to go on top. I do so, and pumped away while Honey continues to put on a moaning performance worthy of a Raspberry Award. I pull out and sit back a bit to have a breather. At this point I realised I haven't done a few things commonly included in my repertoire. DFK, DATY, Nipple sucking.
DFK - No! DATY - too hairy, didn't want to go there. Nipple sucking - No! Just cum!
Ask her to go on top again to finish me off, Honey unenthusiastically obliges, rides me, and I pump her from below. Can't cum, so I tell her to handjob me to completion. She strokes me but doesn't let me touch her nipples. At last I exploded to a completion which could only be described as magnifique! "you cum a lot! you must be really HORNY!" Well I was, until I got a glimpse of that nasty assfuzz.
She didn't even clean me up and went straight to the the shower, leaving me in bed by myself cleaning up my own mess like a squabbling wreck.
I showered, got dressed and she asked me about 6 times where I'm from and where I live. She must have goldfish memory. Oh and I should mention her English is quite good.
Walks me out and I'm off.
In my car I'm suddenly reminded of why I don't do half hours. It's too rushed. You gotta beat the clock. And in doing so everything becomes mechanical. Shower, short BJ, ride, mish, cum, shower, leave. WL wants you to cum as fast as possible. The extra half hour ensures a more non-pressured environment where you have time to fool around before, after and in-between. She knows she has you for the hour so she doesn't rush things. But it's a good thing I only booked 30 mins with Honey though, there wasn't really much left on the menu to sample anyway.
Would I recommend the shop? Yes. With rates that low and facilities and girls like that. Most definitely.
Would I recommend Honey? No
Would I come back? Shop - Yes, Honey - No.
Venue: 5 thumbs up (out of 5)
WL: 2 thumbs up.
