Some things said to me whilst punting:
ML: "Mmmmm... I like your body, do you workout?"
Me: "Yes, I go to the gym 2-3 days a week"
ML (surprised): "You do!!???"
WL (during session): "Oh, this is such a great fuck, you go so long"
WL (later, overhead talking to receptionist): "That guy just want to fuck and fuck. He make me so tired."
ML: "I tell my boyfriend I work in a massage shop but one where they don't do hand jobs"
ML: "I'm actually a lesbian but I can give you a BJ for $50 extra"
ML: "We can have sex but just don't tell anyone."
Me: "Who am I going to tell?"
WL1 (during a double session): "They sent me here to teach her how to give blow jobs so customer doesn't complain"
WL2: "I already know how to give blow jobs"
ML: "If it sprays out a long way that means you are strong and healthy"
ML: "Next time you come back we fuck and make baby!"
Me: "Ok" !?!?
ML: "I think it 's amazing. You have a stick and I have a hole. If we put them together it feels good."