What (or who) should I spend my winning on?

[Andrewwoody]

Another reason to be pleased that Biden won - I took $500 off the bookies.

Am thinking of spending it all on a punt or punts. But what to choose? A couple of diamond sessions at a decent brothel or blow it all on a private escort? Or 5 trips to Bellvue 12! :shout:

So ideas and suggestions welcome. CBD location ideally. How would you spend my money and on who?

[cuteguy]

Why would you want to spend it on one girl when you could have a few diamond sessions with at least 2 or 3 girls? Use your money in such way that delivers the most benefit and value to you and not the receiver. Forget those privates who charge $500 or more. They're making lots of money (and tax free). Go to a reputable shop that has a variety of girls and blow your load there. You could even consider a double session with two girls. :cool2:

[aussiegaigin]

Five visits to the Maroubra dungeons for me LOL!

Cici has benefited from my tax refund already.

[warwick1]

Take your wife out for dinner..............

[cuteguy]

Take your wife out for dinner..............

How do we know he has a wife? :question:

[liminal]

How do we know he has a wife? :question:



How do we know he won

[Carissawhore]

Get yourself nice 3 some and with left over money go buy some beer

[halfway]

:)
I wouldn’t spend that money on WL, just for sex.
Buy some gifts for yourself.


Isn't getting your rocks off a gift for yourself ?? :shout:

[rooter]

Snap out of it man! Get real! Be sensible!
Don't waste your hard earned money on ladies of the night, belles de jour, hussies, floozies, hookers, etc.
Invest your money in a term deposit at the Commonwealth Bank.
You can get a massive .65% return on your $500.
Just think of this ... this time this year you will have a massive extra $32.50 in your investment portfolio. You will be well on the road to becoming a billionaire ( well maybe in Vietnamese Dong anyway)

[liminal]

... this time this year you will have a massive extra $32.50 in your investment portfolio. You will be well on the road to becoming a billionaire ( well maybe in Vietnamese Dong anyway)

Now might be a good time to be thinking about Dong rather than thinking with your dong...

[liminal]

Or did I mean, buying Dong, rather than buying something for your dong

[Vader]

Snap out of it man! Get real! Be sensible!
Don't waste your hard earned money on ladies of the night, belles de jour, hussies, floozies, hookers, etc.
Invest your money in a term deposit at the Commonwealth Bank.
You can get a massive .65% return on your $500.
Just think of this ... this time this year you will have a massive extra $32.50 in your investment portfolio. You will be well on the road to becoming a billionaire ( well maybe in Vietnamese Dong anyway)

Think you have the decimal point in the wrong spot

[rooter]

Think you have the decimal point in the wrong spot
True. Only $3.25 in interest.

[warwick1]

True. Only $3.25

I can get a salmon and avo sushi roll for that!

[TheMaestro]

Five visits to Bellevue or the Maroubra dungeons for the most bang for your buck!

[Bunningsnag]

5 visits to B12 or the dungeons? More like 7 or 8.

[rooter]

I can get a salmon and avo sushi roll for that!

You sell out! You've gone all fucken posh and hipster mate. LOL!
You've been spending too much time in the inner city :) :) :)

[warwick1]

You sell out! You've gone all fucken posh and hipster mate. LOL!
You've been spending too much time in the inner city :) :) :)

I even make my own sushi...........

[rooter]

I even make my own sushi...........

Oh stop! That's too much!
Next you will be brewing your own Matcha Tea!

[warwick1]

Oh stop! That's too much!
Next you will be brewing your own Matcha Tea!

I am fucking awesome, I even catch the kingfish...........but I dont have a ponytail or a piercing and I drink flat white.........

[B J Hunter]

True. Only $3.25 in interest.
Hang on don’t get too greedy. You won’t get to keep all that $3.25 to yourself. Assuming you are a law abiding tax paying citizen the ATO will want some of that declared income too.

[4647]

I am fucking awesome, I even catch the kingfish...........but I dont have a ponytail or a piercing and I drink flat white.........

Don't know why but I always pictured you with a ponytail