Massage Oils

[Raybo]

Hey everyone, what is you preferred brand/type of massage oil?

[rooter]

I baste in a 60/30/10 mix of Olive/Grapeseed/Peanut Oils every night.
Damn! I am so delicious!

[birch]

what?? - can't say I've even bothered to investigate what they decant from those unlabelled 40ltr containers into the too-often reused hand dispensers in the rooms... Must have other things on my mind...

[warwick1]

Brake fluid...........

[rooter]

Lard ... I BYO these days

[TheMaestro]

Sexy oils are best!

[woods23]

I Dont use oil at all
I used lube instead :smile:

[everready 2]

It's actually a very good point - not about oil we use on ourselves but about the oils the massage shops use on us. I got tired of the standard cheap baby oil most massage places use. Even with the "hot towels" wipe down, you come out smelling of the stuff - which other people can easily notice. I went to a massage supplies shop in Kirrawee and bought my own supply of a quality "no scent" massage oil, which some massage shops use. I got them in portable size containers and take one with me when I go for a massage and get the masseuse to use it. They always compliment me on the quality and "non scent" of the oil. Just thought some punters might be interested.

[cmk76]

Tiger balm... Yes... All over the head, shaft and balls... Feel it buuurn...!

[aussiegaigin]

Most "baby oil" is petroleum based. so not really good for babies, let alone your cock.

Plenty of plant based products around that don't smell. Even coconut oil is OK.

[happyspider]

Fuck the oil!! You then need to wash that shit off with the cheap pink bulk soap they provide and smell of brothel or massage parlour...!! Bahahaha������

[Adam8989]

Yeah, it is a problem especially if you go in your lunch hour. People in the office can smell it.

[rooter]

Fuck the oil!! You then need to wash that shit off with the cheap pink bulk soap they provide and smell of brothel or massage parlour...!! Bahahaha������


Yeah, it is a problem especially if you go in your lunch hour. People in the office can smell it.

A trick is to keep a tube of Dencorub/Tiger Balm etc in your car, locker, desk etc and after the session rub a bit on your arm or whatever.
This will cover the other smells and it smells like you had a legit massage/physio session etc.

[aussiegaigin]

Yeah, it is a problem especially if you go in your lunch hour. People in the office can smell it.

Usually YOU can smell it for a while afterwards because it sticks in your nose. Others can't.

Even my old gf, who could get a job as a drug detector at the airport, never commented after I had been for a session, even though I thought the after-smell was quite strong.

The only thing that lingers is perfume, make sure the girl is not wearing it.

[susoxodo]

+1
Brake fluid...

[happyspider]

Yeah, it is a problem especially if you go in your lunch hour. People in the office can smell it.
LOL damn right bros!!!😂😂

[happyspider]

Usually YOU can smell it for a while afterwards because it sticks in your nose. Others can't.

Even my old gf, who could get a job as a drug detector at the airport, never commented after I had been for a session, even though I thought the after-smell was quite strong.

The only thing that lingers is perfume, make sure the girl is not wearing it.

Thanks bros..I have a bottle of aftershave in the car!! The distinctive smell does linger....lol

[spir55]

Low viscosity oils. less friction. better for cold starts.

[yug]

Lard ... I BYO these days

Lard?
then, you will be called a lardass

By the way Rooter, how come your post counts rolled back to 16 and your status is baby member?

[rooter]

Lard?
then, you will be called a lardass

By the way Rooter, how come your post counts rolled back to 16 and your status is baby member?

Fuck! you are right. WTF? I hadn't noticed.
It's actually pretty cool. I like it.
I feel like I am born again. Like a virgin! Cue the Madonna video ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100

[Raybo]

Fuck! you are right. WTF? I hadn't noticed.
It's actually pretty cool. I like it.
I feel like I am born again. Like a virgin! Cue the Madonna video ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100

when I see or think about that song I always think of the classic scene in Reservoir Dogs where Tarantino plays the part of Mr Brown, telling the rest of the guys what the song Like a Virgin was really all about!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J782jBp_pW0

[rooter]

when I see or think about that song I always think of the classic scene in Reservoir Dogs where Tarantino plays the part of Mr Brown, telling the rest of the guys what the song Like a Virgin was really all about!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J782jBp_pW0

I think Madonna was seeing it from a female point of view as in the feeling and sensation of having an intimate experience with someone you have genuine feelings for and treats you right and it feels like the "very first time".
Quentin on the other hand was seeing it from his own fucked up male insecurities and low self esteem.
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[Raybo]

I think Madonna was seeing it from a female point of view as in the feeling and sensation of having an intimate experience with someone you have genuine feelings for and treats you right and it feels like the "very first time".
Quentin on the other hand was seeing it from his own fucked up male insecurities and low self esteem.
.

Hahaha.......really?

Madonna went to some Premiere of it and handed him an autographed copy of her book, Erotica. The autograph read "it's about love, not dick."

Madonna 1 - Tarantino 0.

[rooter]

Hahaha.......really?

Madonna went to some Premiere of it and handed him an autographed copy of her book, Erotica. The autograph read "it's about love, not dick."

Madonna 1 - Tarantino 0.
Interesting. I guess that confirms what I said

[Raybo]

Interesting. I guess that confirms what I said

Yep, like most people realise.

So, massage oils. There are times where scented oils are the bomb, but for the most part, non-scented oils are very important. O also think certain moisturizing creams will do the trick.

[Stiff Rogers]

Hahaha boom boom yum yum