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spitzer
15-10-2018, 11:32 PM
Here is the link:
https://m.locanto.com.au/sydney/ID_2995144401/Stunning-Lovely-Kiwi-Babe-Feorie-New-to-Town-Juicy-and-TIght-GFE.html

Fucking joke go to the address, girl looks ok, no English no problem..
First up tries to charge for bbbj when it was already confirmed that it was in the price
Next to the room no shower facility offered
Then can’t suck for shit and I guess she had no idea what half the advertised services even were..
I just turned and asked for a massage when I got up to leave without even cracking a fat she said sorry it’s my first time doing this..
Tried to discuss with agent total moron with blinkers on standard MO
DONE
till next time


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Meng
16-10-2018, 05:44 AM
Damn that sucks. I’ve stopped going to these Locanto ads 99% all fake.

Starmamu
16-10-2018, 12:10 PM
That's messed up dude.
Were the photos legit?

Locanto = Backpage for hit rates

papi
16-10-2018, 06:04 PM
Kiwi girl that doesn’t speak English?

Hu6e
16-10-2018, 07:34 PM
Well.... locanto is fucking shit.
For 220 you could get guaranteed full VIP service at 244.

spitzer
17-10-2018, 01:36 AM
That's messed up dude.
Were the photos legit?

Locanto = Backpage for hit rates

Photos not legit but the girl wasn’t ugly just no skills no experience no enthusiasm =no come


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spitzer
17-10-2018, 01:38 AM
Well.... locanto is fucking shit.
For 220 you could get guaranteed full VIP service at 244.

Pretty much any option is a better option than that... what can one do... definition of insanity : repeating the same behaviour expecting a different outcome


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qwank
17-10-2018, 03:08 PM
thanks for the ar bro. the photos look hot!!! too bad not 100% legit. one little neat trick i found with privates us. download the photo and put on google reverse photo. it will scan all stock photos and 95% iv busted those privates using fakes.

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Warrabong
27-11-2018, 08:19 PM
Never tried Locarno. Sydney Backpages was awesome though. R.I.P

rokan
12-01-2019, 11:14 AM
Anyone tried skokka? Any luck?

puntingpete
14-01-2019, 02:58 PM
Any luck as per last post anyone?

AHLUNGOR
22-01-2019, 12:22 PM
Photos not legit but the girl wasn’t ugly just no skills no experience no enthusiasm =no come


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Mate, you said the girl looks ok, but you didnt even fuck her, I don’t understand??

If it were me, fucking a star fish is still better than no sex, right ? It’s not as if you could get a full refund !

Ps. If she has big tits, more to play with and plenty more options, no ? May be just for me...... haha

spitzer
23-01-2019, 12:19 AM
Ahh so you like tits... big and full are your favourite I believe... there are plenty of petting farms and paddocks where you could go crazy and have the time of your life...
For me I like a girl to have some sexual skills, who understands the male psyche so my ego can occasionally be stroked skillfully, I like her to be in the moment or so good st what she does that I don’t care if she is in the moment... this poor girl had been advertised as a bbbj and DT specialist along with a list of other sexual interests that made me think she would perform well even if the photo was b/s.
Unfortunately her total kack of experience led to a lack of enthusiasm for her and eventually for me so why on earth would I bother .... just because I paid? It’s like going to a restaurant and ordering wagyu medium rare and getting dished up over cooked mutton thennstill eating it coz I paid.. fuck that shit


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guerillacon
06-02-2019, 12:47 AM
Another private sucks! What a surprise!!

alexander
07-02-2019, 01:40 PM
Photos are usually fake, cant really do shit

smh
13-02-2019, 12:46 PM
You can't expect it's real photo as agent take half of payment.

lookass
17-02-2019, 11:19 AM
my tricks for locanto , if price and pic looks too good to be true than it is definitely False.

sweetpariswong
18-02-2019, 11:15 PM
Ah... But I put real photos :cry:

F 16
21-02-2019, 02:17 PM
Too good to be true.

dt333
23-02-2019, 06:32 PM
.................

asslips
28-03-2019, 01:17 PM
Cutting off classifieds improved my satisfaction rate imensely

Agreed, more safe to go to shops

cuteguy
28-03-2019, 11:35 PM
Ah... But I put real photos :cry:

Where are they?

Mataor
27-06-2019, 12:37 AM
Ever thought that if you turn up a private place you will just get robbed or worse, I mean who knows who is behind that door perhaps an ugly woman is the lease of your worries

Mataor
27-06-2019, 12:38 AM
Might be bubba ready with a cock meat sandwitch

lovernt
25-08-2019, 11:31 AM
yeah it's pretty disappointing

cheetah2
01-09-2019, 11:43 AM
yeah it's pretty disappointing

And, all that stress/uncertainty, better to go to the shops that are conveniently located to your normal route.

tkboiz
10-09-2019, 07:19 PM
I've had more luck getting something more at a massage parlor than a private listing...

cuteguy
15-09-2019, 05:12 PM
I've had more luck getting something more at a massage parlor than a private listing...

That's not a surprise! At least the photos of the girls at the RNT place might be real unlike the private listings:slobber:

4rchdevil
16-09-2019, 01:01 AM
I've had more luck getting something more at a massage parlor than a private listing...

Still come down to how you treat your ML, golden rules apply. Treat them well then they will surprise you with their service