harrycd
08-03-2018, 05:49 PM
My second trip to Pattaya, discovered the place completely by accident.
Basically my flatmate organised a muay thai camp that was an hour outside Pattaya and I told him I'd come along, after tickets were booked I started googling "what to do in pattaya" and low and behold its a fucking seedy city rofl.
After 2 more weeks of muay thai camp I had a week off to relax in town while my flatmate fucked off down south with a girl he had met on his previous trip (he doesn't punt at least not to my knowledge)
Day 1
Checked into my regular hotel on Soi Honey (Might try somewhere else next trip)
messaged a girl from Thaifriendly, she was highly rated elsewhere and was in my room in less than 15minutes, I hadn't even finished brushing my teeth.
Cute girl, great punt only wanted 1200 baht, I did intend on seeing her again but never got around to it.
Met some other mongers on Line, 2 older British lads who invited me to come drink at LK metro, unfortunately they both had 2 thai gf's with them and we hit up a gogo one of the girls worked at previously (she has since retired and is opening a bar in jomtien)
I wasn't feeling any of the girls and was getting quite drunk, but they discovered my love for short haired girls and decided to pick for me lol.
So a flat as a board short haired girl was selected for me, I barfined her and we all went out drinking to some beer bars, I managed to catch the end of the liverpool v westham game. I dubbed the girl Eddie as she came out in a hideous eagle dress with frills.
Around 3am I took Eddie home but I was suferring from whiskey dick and it was a bit of a dud so I sent her home, she added me on line but I didn't message her again.
Day 2
Called over a massage girl who I met on my first trip who was a great masseuse and fantastic shag, she has some new bolt ons which I got to play with, apparently they need to be massaged daily as her skin is quite tight lol
One of the few girls who could make me cum from a bj, and she loves cowgirl, I never got to try doggy again as I just emptied my load in around 15 min. Great massage too :o
There was a pub crawl organised by one of the managers on Soi 6, so I participated in that and got very shit faced, I also got thrown out of a gogo for taking photos lol.
Day 3.
Called another girl from TF but it was a dud,
Met up with some guys from the pub crawl, a scottish and a german bloke. Great guys who were veterans of Pattaya.
We hit up soi 6 and I took a girl from Hero Bar upstairs :p
More drinking, hit up some gogos and down to walking street before I went to bed around 5am.
Day 4.
Bought some sleeping tablets as I don't get much sleep when I drink (2-3 hours normally and it was starting to catch up with me)
Slept a lot.
Met up with the same guys,
started off at Soi 6, St'd the same girl from Hero Bar
Hit up Walking Street, didn't take anyone home I needed to get solid sleep.
Day 5.
Hit up WS again, I was pretty shit faced, ended up at insomnia didnt take anyone home but when I did get home I messaged a girl of TF at around 5am lol
She turned up pretty quickly and was a great shag but had an annoying voice and wouldnt stfu, I was very tempted to try and smother her with a pillow :/
I spoke to some other guys about her the next day and they had the same complaint.
Day 6.
Buddha day so no alcohol and most places were closed until midnight
Started off with a Soapie, sadly I dont think I like soapies as much as my first trip. Dud session I was too large for the girl and ended up with some spanish before finishing all over the girls tits :(
I think I called another girl from TF who was pretty good, she also worked at Sapphire and gave me her line.
Met up with the lads at midnight at ibar, was decent
Day7.
Hit up a "Massage" place on Soi honey, took the girl upstairs was decent, I recognised her from my first trip but I took her friend instead then.
Hit up Honey 1 next to my hotel, was decent enough but I need to stop going to soapies lol
Went to Soi 6, ST'd a different girl from Hero bar while the other girl played pool with my mate.
Back to the hotel to meet with a TF girl, this one was a dud really bad breath.
Met up with the Scottish and German lads to hit up WS and Ibar as it was my last night I got to pick the gogos.
Went to bed around 3am as I had a taxi to catch in the morning and the massage girl was arriving to help me pack lol
Day8
Had a great "massage" lol
Caught taxi home
:/
Pattaya is great but one of the downsides for me is that I don't like drinking alone and find its a lot more fun with other punters. Both of my trips I've ended up hanging out with people from the Pattaya Addicts forum and its been solid.
I've learnt a few lessons and will probably be heading back in November/December lol
I had some dud long times on my first trip so didn't do any this trip, I might give them another shot next time, but I do like sleeping alone lol.
After day one I bought some Kamagra from the pharmacy and took that, the shit is great with alcohol and doesn't give me a headache like viagra. Its also quick acting and lasts a long time.
Brought a box of 50 back with me to Australia.
One of the downsides is that every gogo we would go to I would be at full chub. I'd be wearing sports shorts so all the girls would cop a feel, its kind of an ego boost when they go get all the staff to come over and cop a feel lol.
Basically my flatmate organised a muay thai camp that was an hour outside Pattaya and I told him I'd come along, after tickets were booked I started googling "what to do in pattaya" and low and behold its a fucking seedy city rofl.
After 2 more weeks of muay thai camp I had a week off to relax in town while my flatmate fucked off down south with a girl he had met on his previous trip (he doesn't punt at least not to my knowledge)
Day 1
Checked into my regular hotel on Soi Honey (Might try somewhere else next trip)
messaged a girl from Thaifriendly, she was highly rated elsewhere and was in my room in less than 15minutes, I hadn't even finished brushing my teeth.
Cute girl, great punt only wanted 1200 baht, I did intend on seeing her again but never got around to it.
Met some other mongers on Line, 2 older British lads who invited me to come drink at LK metro, unfortunately they both had 2 thai gf's with them and we hit up a gogo one of the girls worked at previously (she has since retired and is opening a bar in jomtien)
I wasn't feeling any of the girls and was getting quite drunk, but they discovered my love for short haired girls and decided to pick for me lol.
So a flat as a board short haired girl was selected for me, I barfined her and we all went out drinking to some beer bars, I managed to catch the end of the liverpool v westham game. I dubbed the girl Eddie as she came out in a hideous eagle dress with frills.
Around 3am I took Eddie home but I was suferring from whiskey dick and it was a bit of a dud so I sent her home, she added me on line but I didn't message her again.
Day 2
Called over a massage girl who I met on my first trip who was a great masseuse and fantastic shag, she has some new bolt ons which I got to play with, apparently they need to be massaged daily as her skin is quite tight lol
One of the few girls who could make me cum from a bj, and she loves cowgirl, I never got to try doggy again as I just emptied my load in around 15 min. Great massage too :o
There was a pub crawl organised by one of the managers on Soi 6, so I participated in that and got very shit faced, I also got thrown out of a gogo for taking photos lol.
Day 3.
Called another girl from TF but it was a dud,
Met up with some guys from the pub crawl, a scottish and a german bloke. Great guys who were veterans of Pattaya.
We hit up soi 6 and I took a girl from Hero Bar upstairs :p
More drinking, hit up some gogos and down to walking street before I went to bed around 5am.
Day 4.
Bought some sleeping tablets as I don't get much sleep when I drink (2-3 hours normally and it was starting to catch up with me)
Slept a lot.
Met up with the same guys,
started off at Soi 6, St'd the same girl from Hero Bar
Hit up Walking Street, didn't take anyone home I needed to get solid sleep.
Day 5.
Hit up WS again, I was pretty shit faced, ended up at insomnia didnt take anyone home but when I did get home I messaged a girl of TF at around 5am lol
She turned up pretty quickly and was a great shag but had an annoying voice and wouldnt stfu, I was very tempted to try and smother her with a pillow :/
I spoke to some other guys about her the next day and they had the same complaint.
Day 6.
Buddha day so no alcohol and most places were closed until midnight
Started off with a Soapie, sadly I dont think I like soapies as much as my first trip. Dud session I was too large for the girl and ended up with some spanish before finishing all over the girls tits :(
I think I called another girl from TF who was pretty good, she also worked at Sapphire and gave me her line.
Met up with the lads at midnight at ibar, was decent
Day7.
Hit up a "Massage" place on Soi honey, took the girl upstairs was decent, I recognised her from my first trip but I took her friend instead then.
Hit up Honey 1 next to my hotel, was decent enough but I need to stop going to soapies lol
Went to Soi 6, ST'd a different girl from Hero bar while the other girl played pool with my mate.
Back to the hotel to meet with a TF girl, this one was a dud really bad breath.
Met up with the Scottish and German lads to hit up WS and Ibar as it was my last night I got to pick the gogos.
Went to bed around 3am as I had a taxi to catch in the morning and the massage girl was arriving to help me pack lol
Day8
Had a great "massage" lol
Caught taxi home
:/
Pattaya is great but one of the downsides for me is that I don't like drinking alone and find its a lot more fun with other punters. Both of my trips I've ended up hanging out with people from the Pattaya Addicts forum and its been solid.
I've learnt a few lessons and will probably be heading back in November/December lol
I had some dud long times on my first trip so didn't do any this trip, I might give them another shot next time, but I do like sleeping alone lol.
After day one I bought some Kamagra from the pharmacy and took that, the shit is great with alcohol and doesn't give me a headache like viagra. Its also quick acting and lasts a long time.
Brought a box of 50 back with me to Australia.
One of the downsides is that every gogo we would go to I would be at full chub. I'd be wearing sports shorts so all the girls would cop a feel, its kind of an ego boost when they go get all the staff to come over and cop a feel lol.