strip club

[timido]

does any bro ever going to strip club ?
just wondering whats fun inside and what offer got there and the cost ..
seems cool but i never go there..

:confused2:

[action_hunter]

Depends what you want. Personally I think it is a waste of time. Most places in Sydney are useless (haven't been for about
Four years though) pay extra for a lap dance and no touching.

last one was about a year ago on Gold Coast (better than Sydney ones) lap dance inc touching and got a finger in too hehe.

At the end you will probably be more horny than you started and off to see a ML or WL to make things better.

Just my two cents.

[croney]

Go to Sinsations at Canberra.It is a top hole joint.

Well worth the trip young fella.

[henry_lawson]

Once you've started punting and feeling up ML for sport, watching coked up wenches pretend to be interested in getting you horny so some other coked up wench can give you blue balls in an over-priced lap dance doesn't really cut it.

[timido]

Go to Sinsations at Canberra.It is a top hole joint.

Well worth the trip young fella.

well.. i`m looking for sydney area ..
i know few in martin place and pitt st if i wasnt wrong..
but i dont know what offer inside ..

[wilisno]

well.. i`m looking for sydney area ..
i know few in martin place and pitt st if i wasnt wrong..
but i dont know what offer inside ..
Go to 5* and book this new girl Brandy, she'll give you a private lap dance and whatever else you want, professionally !

[oinkonk]

Rabbitohs to win in 2014!!!

[jellyshots]

The best times to hit those places was Tuesday and only buy them the occasional drinks. Pure Platinum and Men's Gallery were the most accessible. They key to getting numbers was to tip the cute waitresses for after hours fun.

[Chucky]

Sydney is perhaps the worse city in australia for strip clubs - Gold Coast is the best, Melbourne is heaps better too. If you put a gun to my head, i'd probably say MG's would be the best in Sydney (overpriced and no touching), but that same principle applies everywhere in Sydney. and you'll find it's the same girls recycled (working 2-3 clubs), they've worked out they make more lap dancing suckers, then having to actually touch them and become ML or WL's.

[altgourami]

Go to the Oxford Tavern on Crystal Street Stanmore one night and have a free show over a beer... before you spend $$$ for an entry fee you can decide for yourself whether stripping is your thing or not. (Hint: it's not that exciting after the first time.)

[123kid]

SYDNEY NEEDS TO OPEN a proper strip club like pattya ... ( Dancers and WL ) Eros used to be years ago .. But a hot asian one would be a MILLION $$ place

Ahh yes the dirty old Eros on Goulburn st. Anything used to go there for the right price. Place was filthy though, I remember walking into a room with a WL then walking straight out after seeing dried jizz splatter on the carpet and bed sheets. :vomit:

[guailo]

I agree with the bros here - Sydney is hopeless for strip joints. Frankly, what is the point of spending the money just to gawk at a chick stripping and doing stuff? Gets you all horny and then what? Walk out the joint with a stiff dick looking for a pussy...and end up spending even more money rooting a chick who looks nothing like the one at the strip joint...

[the wizard]

I agree with the bros here - Sydney is hopeless for strip joints. Frankly, what is the point of spending the money just to gawk at a chick stripping and doing stuff? Gets you all horny and then what? Walk out the joint with a stiff dick looking for a pussy...and end up spending even more money rooting a chick who looks nothing like the one at the strip joint...
I agree walking out with a stiffy and no release in sight, very frustrating.
Save your moula for the real thing.....

[medragon]

Sefton Playhouse isn't bad, better than MG in my opinion, and has free entry..

[medragon]

Sefton Playhouse isn't bad, better than MG in my opinion, and has free entry..
but still no touching, most of the time..

[lamb]

Although the Sefton is mainly no touching I reckon is the best value strip joint in sydney. $30 for a few beers and a good hour of stage show time sure beats platinum and mg.

[action_hunter]

Still walk out worse than when you went in.
Simply put:
Already horny + stripclub = more horny.
Go for a r&t or FS instead save time money and your sanity!

[jellyshots]

Agree with Sefton. Lots of girls that worked at MG's went to Sefton a few years ago. Don't spend money, get all worked up watching the strippers then visit your favourite ML/WL :)

[altgourami]

Remember that shop in the city that had a runway for the girls to walk down and back for your selection?

It was a pretty dodgy place, that, but why this concept hasn't survived and been adopted by other shops I'll never know. Better than having fat mamasan say "come girls sing hello" with the girls popping their heads through the door for a sheepish smile.

[medragon]

A strip club works great as an entrée

[lamb]

I reckon the runway idea would work well. Gives you a decent view of all girls doing the sameish routine.

[jellyshots]

They used to do a runway type thing at Porky's.

[playerz]

The trick is get free entry passes to Pure Platinum, get the stamp. Go down to Penthouse for free drinks pretending you're waiting for a better girl to come out of her session. Then upstairs again for a free show without buying any overpriced drinks. Used to be able to do this all night, until Penthouse got smart and started enforcing a cover charge. Sefton's a 5 minute drive from me but too many bikies. So I prefer PP or MG.

[medragon]

Where do you get those free entry passes from??

[playerz]

My friend is best friends with owners. so got my lifetime supply of free passes.

[medragon]

My friend is best friends with owners. so got my lifetime supply of free passes.

Nice.. Note to self: get friendly with the owners..

[kamo]

Remember that shop in the city that had a runway for the girls to walk down and back for your selection?

It was a pretty dodgy place, that, but why this concept hasn't survived and been adopted by other shops I'll never know. Better than having fat mamasan say "come girls sing hello" with the girls popping their heads through the door for a sheepish smile.

When I was a younger guy living in Melbourne, I used to frequent Crazy Horse theatre at the bottom of Elizabeth St and Barrel on Swanston. Both were porno movie houses but would have a stripper come out and do her thing every hour or so. Normally be 2 or 3 strippers, available afterwards for peep shows or private dances. That was fun.

These days, after having succumbed to WL fever, I reckon that's pretty tame by comparison!

[lamb]

Note to self, get friendly with playerz ;-)

[medragon]

I think Pure Platinum needs a Aus99 discount night..

[jellyshots]

The Men's Gallery Platinum card membership used to get you and your mates into MG's, PP and Dancers Cabaret. Rare as hen's teeth, they were given out to a few regulars in the late 90's.

[medragon]

The Men's Gallery Platinum card membership used to get you and your mates into MG's, PP and Dancers Cabaret. Rare as hen's teeth, they were given out to a few regulars in the late 90's.

I think you can still buy this membership, but its way too expensive unless you live there..

[Punter Poontang]

Apologies for the belated contribution to this thread.

Another +1 for Sefton, it's gotta be the best value in Sydney hands-down. You definitely get great mileage for your $2 denominations of dancing dollars when sitting stage-side, and in my experience the ~$40 private shows are on par with what you get at MG's or PP for $100+.

Gold Coast / Brisbane are also great, most places a $50 private show will get you 3 songs including touching. Qld rules FTW!!

Melbourne I previously thought was a rip-off, especially the bigger places like Spearmint Rhino which I'll never set foot in again. Used to spend a bit of time at Goldfingers, hot girls, but very similar to MG's or PP back in Sydney (no touching). HOWEVER, last trip to Melbourne around Australia Day I stayed in South Melbourne for the tennis and ventured into Kittens. Amazing place!! $50 for a private show there includes touching, and anything above the waist goes. I had dances with 4 separate girls, 3 of them did DFK (albeit towards the end of the routine when wanting you to extend), and sucking on their tits is not only permitted but actively encouraged. :slobber:

Just be sure to keep your straight scotch handy, as it might help kill the germs from the guy that was sucking on those tits right before you ..... :surprise:

[jellyshots]

Apologies for the belated contribution to this thread.

Another +1 for Sefton, it's gotta be the best value in Sydney hands-down. You definitely get great mileage for your $2 denominations of dancing dollars when sitting stage-side, and in my experience the ~$40 private shows are on par with what you get at MG's or PP for $100+.

Gold Coast / Brisbane are also great, most places a $50 private show will get you 3 songs including touching. Qld rules FTW!!

Melbourne I previously thought was a rip-off, especially the bigger places like Spearmint Rhino which I'll never set foot in again. Used to spend a bit of time at Goldfingers, hot girls, but very similar to MG's or PP back in Sydney (no touching). HOWEVER, last trip to Melbourne around Australia Day I stayed in South Melbourne for the tennis and ventured into Kittens. Amazing place!! $50 for a private show there includes touching, and anything above the waist goes. I had dances with 4 separate girls, 3 of them did DFK (albeit towards the end of the routine when wanting you to extend), and sucking on their tits is not only permitted but actively encouraged. :slobber:

Just be sure to keep your straight scotch handy, as it might help kill the germs from the guy that was sucking on those tits right before you ..... :surprise:

Yes, Sefton is great. Crazy Horse in Bris was nice too, Melbourne Goldfingers was a fave. Same girls used to work at Rhino's, MG's Melbourne and Bar 20 Showgirls. Some of the Goldfingers girls did like touching if they liked you. I'd have to check Kittens out sometime!

[Punter Poontang]

Some of the Goldfingers girls did like touching if they liked you. I'd have to check Kittens out sometime!

Always had a good time at Goldfingers, got on well with every girl I took and most made an extra special effort to rub their arse, tits or even face on my crotch to get me barred up ..... just never had one that allowed me to touch with my hands.

No real regrets, but now older & wiser, just wish I had those hundreds back to spend more wisely at Kittens instead. Do yourself the favour and check it out!

[dannyboy]

Gold Coast strip clubs make sydney look like shit, even Birsbane has better strip clubs then us, pure platinum is ok but way overpriced, if you ever go to Vegas check out the Spearmint Rhino..

[Punter Poontang]

if you ever go to Vegas check out the Spearmint Rhino..

As luck would have it, I'm headed there in July. :fire:

Any other tips would be welcome. :cool2:

[Travelmate]

As luck would have it, I'm headed there in July. :fire:

Any other tips would be welcome. :cool2:

I just come back not long ago!!
very very good show there!

[Travelmate]

Yes, Sefton is great. Crazy Horse in Bris was nice too, Melbourne Goldfingers was a fave. Same girls used to work at Rhino's, MG's Melbourne and Bar 20 Showgirls. Some of the Goldfingers girls did like touching if they liked you. I'd have to check Kittens out sometime!

There is crazy horse and the palace in Adelaide, they are located at Hindley Street