Signs I've spent too much time on this forum

[otokosg]

LOL, time to take a break

[Longan]

42, 5, 533, 310, 227, 485, 206, 378

Whenever I see these numbers on a spreadsheet, they mean more than just numbers to me...

[Babycat]

42, 5, 533, 310, 227, 485, 206, 378

Whenever I see these numbers on a spreadsheet, they mean more than just numbers to me...
I'm familiar with your numbers too ( I mean I can guess which shops) except 206 and 310.

[Sam88]

even my phone autocorrects come out to daty instead of data lol

[des888]

That's fcukin gold the autocorrect

[BlackAdder]

Hilarious about the autocorrect :shout:

[Punterman2]

I type in hand on my phone and autocorrect says Handcockj, I type in shoot and it says Shootermcgavin

I look at car number plates and laugh when they start with KPS, CIM etc

Everyone on the forum feels like a long lost friend

I know what Ahlungor means

I love Christmas and Babycat even though I have never met them

[AHLUNGOR]

I know what Ahlungor means




Haha, really? I like to hear that, please explain !

Cheers

[AHLUNGOR]

I'm familiar with your numbers too ( I mean I can guess which shops) except 206 and 310.

206 I think it's Kyoto, 310 is Ginza .

[AHLUNGOR]

There was one year, could be 3,4 years ago, whenever there was a big jackpot in the Lotto, Oz Lotto or Powerballs , I would put a System 8 entry in and my numbers were :

7, 41, 37, 6, 25, 2, 3, 16 !

Unfortunately, didn't win anything ........ lol

[Mr Bastard]

There was one year, could be 3,4 years ago, whenever there was a big jackpot in the Lotto, Oz Lotto or Powerballs , I would put a System 8 entry in and my numbers were :

7, 41, 37, 6, 25, 2, 3, 16 !

Unfortunately, didn't win anything ........ lol

I will use these next week, how many other punters here will I b sharing the jackpot with, maybe power ball tonight
Cheques in the mail Ahlungor

[Mr Bastard]

I reckon if this site is the first thing you look at when you wake up, or you wake up to look at a thread you have posted in, or your going to bed looking at your phone app then it is time to have a rest, it is very unhealthy for you, YES, thats right its you! You know who I am talking about. You should seek help! :shout::miao::shout:

[Raybo]

I look at car number plates and laugh when they start with KPS, CIM etc

Guilty as charged. Get weird looks walking down the street and i see a funny number plate and break out in fits of laughter!

[Sam88]

I reckon if this site is the first thing you look at when you wake up, or you wake up to look at a thread you have posted in, or your going to bed looking at your phone app then it is time to have a rest, it is very unhealthy for you, YES, thats right its you! You know who I am talking about. You should seek help! :shout::miao::shout:

That was me for about 2-3 months... well that was when I was punting almost everyday

[Mr Bastard]

That was me for about 2-3 months… well that was when I was punting almost everyday


It's been me before also Sam88, and now I think it is someone else whom I am concerned for…….but alas, you cannot help those whom cannot help themselves…

[Christmas]

don't you think there are too many car number plate start with COFxxx in Sydney??
I somehow find a lot... and always make jokes about it.

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/z/CpgAAOSwQItT2saB/$_35.JPG
this one looks nice! I want one

[harrycd]

It's too subtle imo

[Punterman2]

I reckon if this site is the first thing you look at when you wake up, or you wake up to look at a thread you have posted in, or your going to bed looking at your phone app then it is time to have a rest, it is very unhealthy for you, YES, thats right its you! You know who I am talking about. You should seek help! :shout::miao::shout:

This unfortunately is me.....sad

[Longan]

This unfortunately is me.....sad
Punterman2, I think I'm on the same boat unfortunately...(Just realised we have the same join date ❤️)

On a side note, the forum has a really good test to judge whether you're spending too much time on forum. When you use the search function at the top, I've noticed that if you've been clicking around too much on the forum, it asks for your "verification code" before proceeding with the search. I guess excessive browsing might be seen as "suspicious behaviour" so it needs to verify if you're a bot or not.

[Punterman2]

[QUOTE=Longan;1084977]Punterman2, I think I'm on the same boat unfortunately...(Just realised we have the same join date ❤️)

Thanks for the love heart. I didn't know you fancied me.

I an in my third reincarnation. Was originally Jonnyboy. Was a naughty boy and got banned. Then Punterman, banned myself....now Punterman2.

[Punterman2]

don't you think there are too many car number plate start with COFxxx in Sydney??
I somehow find a lot... and always make jokes about it.

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/z/CpgAAOSwQItT2saB/$_35.JPG
this one looks nice! I want one

What about this one


44375

533 massage

44376

[cuteguy]

What about this one


44375

533 massage

44376

Hey Punterman2, what's yours? DATY 69!

[Shoryureppa]

I type in hand on my phone and autocorrect says Handcockj, I type in shoot and it says Shootermcgavin

I look at car number plates and laugh when they start with KPS, CIM etc

Everyone on the forum feels like a long lost friend

I know what Ahlungor means

I love Christmas and Babycat even though I have never met them

Love me too, you arsehole :D

[Longan]

Hey Punterman2, what's yours? DATY 69!
Probably DATY4LYF

[Babycat]

I have sleeping disorder for few years so normally stay late, but wake up around 2,3 then need to read somethings to be back to sleep again. So...

I reckon if this site is the first thing you look at when you wake up, or you wake up to look at a thread you have posted in, or your going to bed looking at your phone app then it is time to have a rest, it is very unhealthy for you, YES, thats right its you! You know who I am talking about. You should seek help! :shout::miao::shout:

[Mr Bastard]

There are many reasons for sleep disorders. But in recent yrs the biggest cause of these disorders are directly associated to peoples use and in some cases obsession with social media. Facebook, Instagram and similar social media sites just like this one. What a conundrum…

I love my sleep………….

[Alan86]

I reckon if this site is the first thing you look at when you wake up, or you wake up to look at a thread you have posted in, or your going to bed looking at your phone app then it is time to have a rest, it is very unhealthy for you, YES, thats right its you! You know who I am talking about. You should seek help! :shout::miao::shout:

I've been there before!

Got really addicted to this site last year, when I first discovered it. Was checking it all day at work!

It's so addictive! It's our own underground world! I think it's also the whole secretive/ undercover nature of it.

But Its ok, Im not anymore. But I still spend way too much time here than I should! It also takes ages to go through the posts, even without reading all the comments!

I think this site should be just a fun way to kill an hour!

Might be cutting back now...

[Alan86]

Yes,

- when I see the word ML (millilitres) I instinctively think of a young Asian girl!

- when I see an advertisement for a car repair shop that says 'Midas, Service from $150' , I get excited!

- When I hear about films having a 'happy ending ', I feel a sense of relief!

[sukeong]

When I start thinking most Asian girls I come across on the streets are in the sex industry.

When I start thinking most caucs guys have yellow fetish.

When I start scheduling my plans for the week around rosters posted here.


When I find myself like at this moment that I really need to get some perspective in reality away from the forum lol

[Punterman2]

When I find myself like at this moment that I really need to get some perspective in reality away from the forum lol

I relate to this comment. Am I really Punterman or am I my "normal" self.......deep.

[Alan86]

I relate to this comment. Am I really Punterman or am I my "normal" self.......deep.

Bruce Wayne becomes Batman at night

Just like you become Pumterman at night :D

[rooter]

Keep it real guys and stay in control.
Punting is just a hobby and a bit of fun.
You are not your username. You are so much more than that.
Pay, fuck like crazy, enjoy ... and then most importantly go back to the other things in your daily life; your family, your friends, your job, your footy team, your favourite TV show, drinks at the pub, dinner with family and friends, your church or temple, ... whatever ... punting is just one part of your life ... it is not your life ... you are more than a punter ... you are a valuable, precious and treasured human being.
Enjoy!

[Mr Bastard]

RANT DELETED…………….

[Mr Bastard]

OK BACK to the thread title……Tonight I am " THAT GUY"

He whom has discovered he has spent too much time on this forum…………

Give me credit for Keeping The Bastard Honest

OMG

:miao::miao::miao:

How I miss everything about you……

[Mr Bastard]

My balls are out there and swingin in the breeze, all public, for all to see, and I DONT GIVE A FUK

Livin the Dream

[Alan86]

My balls are out there and swingin in the breeze, all public, for all to see, and I DONT GIVE A FUK

Livin the Dream

Bastard, what have you taken tonight??:shout:

[Punterman2]

When you hear the suburbs Hornsby, Artarmon, Willoughby, Woolloomooloo, Granville etc and your mind wanders to the shops there

[AHLUNGOR]

When you hear the suburbs Hornsby, Artarmon, Willoughby, Woolloomooloo, Granville etc and your mind wanders to the shops there

Stanmore and Burwood used to the same effects on me !!

[Alan86]

Stanmore and Burwood used to the same effects on me !!

When I hear chatswood, my heart flutters !

[Babycat]

I saw bus 533 this morning...

[AHLUNGOR]

I saw bus 533 this morning...

I wish you are working in 533 too !

[Alan86]

I wish you are working in 533 too !

You really are a special type of Uncle aren't you? :shout:

You really do want to give all of yourself to your niece!:shout:

Sorry Ahlungor, I love busting your balls!


A sign I've spent way too much time on this forum:

The other night I actually DREAMT about the forum! I dreamt that Mr Bastard was having a go at me, and I was coming up with a reply!

By the way, where is Bastard? I hope he didn't OD after his drug induced rampage the other night? :shout:

[BigDickAsian]

I’ve spent too much time on this forum because I was too distracted reading this forum while leaving the house about to go for a $150 punt when I accidentally locked myself out.
Ended up spending $150 on the locksmith and staying home and feeling stupid.

[ellison]

No end of threads to comment on

[Brothelcreeper]

I’ve spent too much time on this forum because I was too distracted reading this forum while leaving the house about to go for a $150 punt when I accidentally locked myself out.
Ended up spending $150 on the locksmith and staying home and feeling stupid.

I recently bought a key safe from Bunnings for $50. Hide it in the garden and when you lock yourself out, put in the combination number and bingo, new keys. Have used it twice in a year so good value.

[ellison]

Just learning the tricks of a professional punter

[BigDickAsian]

I recently bought a key safe from Bunnings for $50. Hide it in the garden and when you lock yourself out, put in the combination number and bingo, new keys. Have used it twice in a year so good value.

Easy for you. I live in an apartment.

[Brothelcreeper]

Do you bury the safe in the garden? Is this where your viagra and condom stash is also kept?

Just learning the tricks of a professional punter

Ha ha,

My Viagra stash is kept in a locked safe in my desk at work and in a locked safe in my man shed. Away from prying eyes.

[ellison]

No mancave with valuables should be unlocked?

[curious36]

I give my key to my favourite ML.
i have to come here to check who she is. lol
I have given out a few keys in my time lol.

[trevor]

Spend a lot a time reading now joined

[wilisno]

I look for reviews when planning to buy anything these days...

[Brothelcreeper]

The forum feels like my real life, everything else is just white noise.

[trevor]

Im with you BC. Life is white noise

[Raybo]

Playing words with friends on the commute to work and thought 'Mish' was a perfectly acceptable word to use.

[harrycd]

I was typing some message the other day with swipe KB, and caffery came up as the auto complete. :/

[sublime]

and thought 'Mish' was a perfectly acceptable word to use.

Is the word in the Scrabble official wordbook?