will.fully
16-08-2016, 04:27 PM
This is my first post, I am sorry that it is nothing more than a pisstake on what I believe would be a great advertisement. It is not meant as anything more than somewhat humorous given the truth in the advertising that is out there in Queensland.
Hey there big boy!! I am a barely legal, drop dead gorgeous girl with no gag reflex and I am a no holes barred type of gal. I am part French, Asian, Australian, Italian, Brazilian and African.
I am no clock watcher and you will not be finished off inside of 15 minutes; I have a model figure with no imperfections. I am very tight in all the right places and am here of my own free will and volition, with no drug, gambling, alcohol or residency issues.
I speak excellent English and I do not care if you are a misogynist, if you have bathed, have all of your own teeth, have bad body odour, are married, have respect of women issues, want to feel good about yourself, or simply are in need of a hole to get it out of your system. I will melt into your arms.
I offer you a sanctuary where you will feel worshipped and I cum loudly and easily. I am staying in an upscale private residence in a motel near you, right next door to my pimp.
You can drool over me, play out porn fantasies such as DFK, BBBJ, COF, COB, CIM, A-levels, multiple shots, and the photos of me are 100% genuine. You are welcome to take photos and video with your camera to play when you need to take care of yourself or for your trophy cabinet.
I will do all of this for the paltry price of between $85 and $130 per half hour. I say I will not negotiate, but that is because what my pimp who holds my passport, types.
Now, should you believe any or all of the above, please call me quickly to arrange an appointment and then close your eyes, and bring a chequebook because you are the savvy type of investor who would appreciate taking an ownership stake in the Sydney Harbour Bridge; or call your wife/girlfriend/life partner/mother/boyfriend and try to have your way with them without having to do small talk, take them out for dinner, hire a motel room, and then see which way you want to go.
Call me now because I only want to see maybe 1 or 2 studs like you, per week.
Hey there big boy!! I am a barely legal, drop dead gorgeous girl with no gag reflex and I am a no holes barred type of gal. I am part French, Asian, Australian, Italian, Brazilian and African.
I am no clock watcher and you will not be finished off inside of 15 minutes; I have a model figure with no imperfections. I am very tight in all the right places and am here of my own free will and volition, with no drug, gambling, alcohol or residency issues.
I speak excellent English and I do not care if you are a misogynist, if you have bathed, have all of your own teeth, have bad body odour, are married, have respect of women issues, want to feel good about yourself, or simply are in need of a hole to get it out of your system. I will melt into your arms.
I offer you a sanctuary where you will feel worshipped and I cum loudly and easily. I am staying in an upscale private residence in a motel near you, right next door to my pimp.
You can drool over me, play out porn fantasies such as DFK, BBBJ, COF, COB, CIM, A-levels, multiple shots, and the photos of me are 100% genuine. You are welcome to take photos and video with your camera to play when you need to take care of yourself or for your trophy cabinet.
I will do all of this for the paltry price of between $85 and $130 per half hour. I say I will not negotiate, but that is because what my pimp who holds my passport, types.
Now, should you believe any or all of the above, please call me quickly to arrange an appointment and then close your eyes, and bring a chequebook because you are the savvy type of investor who would appreciate taking an ownership stake in the Sydney Harbour Bridge; or call your wife/girlfriend/life partner/mother/boyfriend and try to have your way with them without having to do small talk, take them out for dinner, hire a motel room, and then see which way you want to go.
Call me now because I only want to see maybe 1 or 2 studs like you, per week.