2016 Rio Olympics : the A to Z Guide for Dirty Perverts ...

[rooter]

I love the Olympic Games; it combines two of my favourite things in life - sport, and perving at chicks and fantasising fucking them.
The great thing about the Olympics is that you get all sorts of different fit young women; all shapes and sizes and all races and nationalities.
It's a buffet and I like to make a complete pig of myself.
Each sport has chicks who are hot in some way; you just have to keep an open mind.

Here's the A to Z of Olympic chicks ...

Athletics/Track
You gotta love those black girls from America, Jamaica and whatever with those ripped abs, muscly thighs and big round butts of steel you can rest a stubby on.

Athletics/Field
So many different shapes and sizes here...
On one side the tall slim toned long and high jumpers and pole vaulters.
On the other side the powerfully built javelin, discus and shotput throwers. Sure some of them are way to big, but there are some real babes too.

Badminton
Not a glamorous sport but lots of fit Asian girls here.
And they are experts at smacking a shuttleCOCK ;)

Basketball
Those super tall girls with legs that reach your ears - oooh yeah.
Most are too tall and butch ... but there are some real honeys too.
I liked Women's Basketball more in the late 1990s early 2000s when the girls wore the tight fitting shorts or body suits, but now they wear the baggy shorts and which are really boring.

Beach Volleyball
No need to explain; tall, fit, toned ... and wearing bikinis - heaven.
Love it when they pat each others firm bums.

Cycling
Those thighs!!!
Those girls will destroy you.

Diving
Those girls are so amazingly built - not much tit, but perfect waist hips bums and thighs.

Equestrian
Not super fit but I love those posh girls and their posh outfits.
And they spend their whole life with horses so they must love cock ;)

Football (Soccer)
A mixed bag here - mostly butch one but some real glamours too.

Golf
Again a mixed bag but some nice Asian girls these days - especially Koreans.

Gymnastics
Now we're talkin ... those tiny fit bodies bouncing, flexing, rolling, tumbling ... and those tight little outfits.
Not much on offer for the tit lovers but perfect little bums.
Classic pocket rockets.

Hockey
Some really gorgeous girls here.
Great bodies; fit and toned but still very feminine
And I love those outfits with the short skirts and long socks - just like a JAV porno.

Rowing
These girls are very strong, and very fit, and have so much stamina.
Have 10 Weet Bix before you even think about it - and then just let then pulverise you into blissful oblivion

Swimming
Not my favourites - a bit too big in the shoulders and not much tit, but great arses and thighs.
Admittedly the costumes they wear highlight their big shoulders and press down their tits - they look much better in an evening dress,

Synchronised Swimming
This is where the gamours are - they are everything swimmers are not.
Fantastic bodies; curvy but still fit, strong but still feminine.
And i love how they wear heavy make up and dazzling girly costumes.
And you gotta love those legs and pussies up in the air.

Table Tennis
See Badminton ...
Not a glamour sport, but some really nerdy but still hot Asian girls here.

Tennis
We all love tennis chicks; the legs, the tan, the glamour.
The F trifecta fit feminine fuckable.

Trampoline
See Gymnastics and Diving ...
Small super fit bodies bouncing and tumbling around like fuck - Love it!!!

Volleyball
This is stunner and glamour heaven.
Everyone goes on about the Beach Volleyball but the real glamours are in the court Volleyball.
These girls are tall, leggy, fit, and toned.
The Brazilians, Italians, Dutch, and Chinese always serve up some talent.
And you gotta love a girl who wears knee pads - the mind wanders and boggles ;)

Water Polo
Wow!
Tall fit strong girls.
A bit chubby but still fit - you can't argue with that ;)
And they like to play rough!!

Weightlifting
Fuck these girls strong.
Probably on steroids so maybe have clit bigger than your cock.
But I still love the fantasy of a strong girl throwing me around ;)
And I love any sport with the work "jerk" in it ;)

Wrestling
Gotta love a couple of chicks getting oily on the mat and throwing and slamming themselves.
It's the closest thing to lesbian porn you will see at the Olympics.

So there you have it; the A to Z of Olympic perving.
So what's your favourite event?
Which athletes are the hottest?
Which one do you want to fuck the most?

[aussiegaigin]

There were lots of chickas with big round arses dancing in the opening ceremony.

What was the condom count for the athletes this time?

[x11]

As somebody once wrote... This thread is useless without pictures ;)

[CunningLinguist]

can someone make this thread into a pictorial please ...

[rcha086]

As somebody once wrote... This thread is useless without pictures ;)

I was hoping this included some real world examples too!

Just a quick google search for the moment:

Ellen Hoog and Eva de Goede of the Dutch hockey team - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzAdZQ4lMF4

Antonija Misura of the Croatian basketball team:
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2510794309/antonija-misura-1343366094.jpg

[rooter]

As somebody once wrote... This thread is useless without pictures ;)


can someone make this thread into a pictorial please ...


I was hoping this included some real world examples too!

Well we all know who can rely on to give us some sexy pics ....

[mandingo69]

Esther Qin of the Australian Diving team is just a cutie!

[Mr Bastard]

Two girls in the Aus team grab my attention, Morgan Mitchell-400m and Chloe Esposito--

[snapjaw]

Esther Qin of the Australian Diving team is just a cutie!

Love the snaggletooth.

[God Member]

Eliza McCartney, the Kiwi, currently leading in the pole vault final. What a long legged babe! :love:

.....She just won bronze!

[cato]

You're not wrong GM, I was just thinking the same thing.

There are quite a few hotties among those pole vaulters...

[croney]

German golfer. Named Sandra Gal

Sexy bitch. Legs

[tony.bost]

Love Michelle Jenneke


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https://youtu.be/JnN_63aYrfc

[rooter]

Eliza McCartney, the Kiwi, currently leading in the pole vault final. What a long legged babe! :love:

.....She just won bronze!


You're not wrong GM, I was just thinking the same thing.

There are quite a few hotties among those pole vaulters...

Yeah the pole vaulters, long jumpers and high jumpers are beautifully built.
Tall, leggy, great abs and bums.
Fit and toned but still very feminine.
Some really pretty ones too.
They were my favourites for a while but then the synchronised swimmers came along and blew them out of the water, literally.
Those Russian, Ukrainian and Chinese bathing beauties are sensational.
And now I'm watching the Rhythmic Gymnastics and totally loving these super petite, uber flexible girls.
They are so graceful and gorgeous!

[Soccerfan]

Two girls in the Aus team grab my attention, Morgan Mitchell-400m and Chloe Esposito--

Aren't you the talent spotter:smile:

[Mr Bastard]

Every now and again u just get lucky...........:shout:

[AHLUNGOR]

As somebody once wrote... This thread is useless without pictures ;)





Meet Isabelle Forrer



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[cato]

Hahaha! I was drooling over Isabelle's spectacular rack when they were playing our aussie girls.

I wasn't happy that the swiss beat our girls but with tits like that... all is forgiven!!!

[AHLUNGOR]

My new favourite busty golfer: Gerina Piller:

And her big tits are very well guarded, just can not find one sexy photos of her or anything showing a bit of cleavage, fuck !!

Her bloody lucky husband - will never be hungry ever again !

So teasing watching her tits bouncing up and down as she walks in Rio and so busting out of her Team USA shirt !!


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[rooter]

Meet Isabelle Forrer



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Nice one bro!
I knew you would love this girl.
Beach volleyball girls have always got great legs bum tummy and waist but it's rare to find busty ones like the Swiss girl.
It's a miracle they didn't pop out of that top.
Where have you been anyway bro, Rio?

[Mr Bastard]

Hey Ahlungor, can u start a thread using all your piscatorial talents purely on Mirandah Kerr.....if u have the time..........

It would be greatly appreciated

Cheers Mr B

[cato]

Miranda's boobs might not be big enough for brother Ahlungor to make the effort.... LOL

[AHLUNGOR]

Hey Ahlungor, can u start a thread using all your piscatorial talents purely on Mirandah Kerr.....if u have the time..........

It would be greatly appreciated

Cheers Mr B



As requested:



Some brother from another forum has asked for a Miranda Kerr collections, so here she is !


http://everything-pr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Miranda-Kerr.jpg


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[AHLUNGOR]

Miranda's boobs might not be big enough for brother Ahlungor to make the effort.... LOL


Not quite true brother Cato, I appreciate and embrace beautiful women in all shapes and sizes !

[cato]

Not quite true brother Cato, I appreciate and embrace beautiful women in all shapes and sizes !

Ok, fair enough... and I suppose I agree, but I think I'd rather play beach volleyball with Isabelle Forrer than go shopping with Miranda... LOL

[AHLUNGOR]

Ok, fair enough... and I suppose I agree, but I think I'd rather play beach volleyball with Isabelle Forrer than go shopping with Miranda... LOL

So, have you gond back and try to play balls with Rebecca from 14 Concord yet ?

Bec has got bigger and better boobs than this Isabelle IMHO !

[cato]

So, have you gond back and try to play balls with Rebecca from 14 Concord yet ?

Bec has got bigger and better boobs than this Isabelle IMHO !

No haven't had the chance to head out to Burwood yet. But Rebecca is high up on my 'to do' list...

[God Member]

They were my favourites for a while but then the synchronised swimmers came along and blew them out of the water, literally.
Those Russian, Ukrainian and Chinese bathing beauties are sensational.


I missed seeing any synchronised swimming as I thought the first week was all swimming races which I find mind numbingly boring. Swimmers splashing up and down a pool at two or three mph - riveting stuff that. :bad_smile: So I didn't tune in. But I forgot about the synchronised swimming.

I must say "swimming" doesn't seem to be quite the right term for it. It must be the world's most inefficient way of getting from one side of the pool to the other. :shout:

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[CunningLinguist]

I missed seeing any synchronised swimming as I thought the first week was all swimming races which I find mind numbingly boring. Swimmers splashing up and down a pool at two or three mph - riveting stuff that. :bad_smile: So I didn't tune in. But I forgot about the synchronised swimming.

I must say "swimming" doesn't seem to be quite the right term for it. It must be the world's most inefficient way of getting from one side of the pool to the other. :shout:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/513871182_zpsgrehvkvn.jpg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/513871182_zpsgrehvkvn.jpg.html)

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/leneuropeansynchronisedswimmingchampionskh3a-6xpufgl_zpsdxddaml4.jpg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/leneuropeansynchronisedswimmingchampionskh3a-6xpufgl_zpsdxddaml4.jpg.html)

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One sport they should definitely include in the nude olympics!

[tpol]

One sport they should definitely include in the nude olympics!

Yup. Imagine the Thai team with the lady boys!!!

[wilisno]

Yup. Imagine the Thai team with the lady boys!!!

Haha ! One of the techniques that the judges would be looking at is all of them should be pointing upwards in that maneuver, if one of them softens and comes down, points would be deducted ! ;) ;) ;)

[rooter]

I missed seeing any synchronised swimming as I thought the first week was all swimming races which I find mind numbingly boring. Swimmers splashing up and down a pool at two or three mph - riveting stuff that. :bad_smile: So I didn't tune in.

But I forgot about the synchronised swimming. I must say "swimming" doesn't seem to be quite the right term for it. It must be the world's most inefficient way of getting from one side of the pool to the other. :shout:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/513871182_zpsgrehvkvn.jpg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/513871182_zpsgrehvkvn.jpg.html)

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/leneuropeansynchronisedswimmingchampionskh3a-6xpufgl_zpsdxddaml4.jpg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/leneuropeansynchronisedswimmingchampionskh3a-6xpufgl_zpsdxddaml4.jpg.html)

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/dc-Cover-q9lv8akqhgk0sfpedjvvoofth1-20160819130146.original_zpsdbztj1og.jpeg (http://s92.photobucket.com/user/waveflows/media/dc-Cover-q9lv8akqhgk0sfpedjvvoofth1-20160819130146.original_zpsdbztj1og.jpeg.html)

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Beautiful pics bro.
They capture what I am talking about far better than my words.
People laugh at sports like synchronised swimming and rhythmic gymnastics but the athleticism of those girls is phenomenal!
They are far superior athletes than footballers, basketballers, runners and swimmers.
Just about anyone can run, swim, kick a ball or shoot a hoop but the things these girls do are on a totally different level altogether.

[CunningLinguist]

Yup. Imagine the Thai team with the lady boys!!!

Post-op I hope ...

[God Member]

the athleticism of those girls is phenomenal!
They are far superior athletes than footballers, basketballers, runners and swimmers.
Just about anyone can run, swim, kick a ball or shoot a hoop but the things these girls do are on a totally different level altogether.

That is true Brother Rooter. In fact, you have put me to shame :shame: that I only uploaded mainly lurid images for our prurient pleasure. :thirst: :shout: I will later add some other photos better reflecting your true words above. (Well, maybe with a little bit of added prurience too. :miao:

[purepleasure69]

As requested:

She is amazing hot
Iam burning inside my blanket need RnT Asap
Its too early in the morning!!!
Wondering caus RnT will do as good as asian cause they expensive

[God Member]

Ok, here is some fun. This was the first time I'd ever seen synchronised swimming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsJ5aYK-S6Y

The girl with the snaggle teeth is really cute! :miao:

[purepleasure69]

Ok, here is some fun. This was the first time I'd ever seen synchronised swimming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsJ5aYK-S6Y

The girl with the snaggle teeth is really cute! :miao:

I havent born mate hahaha
But pretty fun she is cute i dont mind FS or RnT with her