Bangkok tips anybody?

[brissybro]

Hi Guys,

I have a much anticipated trip to Bangkok on Thursday and although picking up thai girls in the sex districts is not too much of a problem. However....any places you can recommend/avoid, any good/bad experiences and just plain good tips would be great!!!

Let me know bros!!

Cheers!:cool2:

[Punter Poontang]

Was just there early to mid December, posted a detailed trip report on two other forums catering to international exploits. Shouldn't be too hard to find if you're interested.

1 - In a nutshell, if you know your way around the usual places (NEP, Cowboy, seems you do), just be prepared that any go-go excluding Baccara and Rainbow 4 is subject to change nightly. When you're there for a week +, the differences over the course of it can be marked. Some nights a bar is pumping, stocked with quality AND quantity of girls. The very next night it could be dead and they'll try to rort you for Lady Drinks just to get some money through the place. This happened to me at Mandarin (NEP), went there 4 nights all up, resulting in 3 different bar fine's but one REALLY bad night where they rorted me. So, don't rely on any bars in particular, treat every night as a seperate mission and find what you're looking for on that night as quickly as possible. As stated, Baccara and Rainbow 4 are the exceptions. They are ALWAYS loaded with honey's, but beware that they're both VERY Japanese-oriented and it's not always a given that a farang will be able to score his lady of choice.

2 - Go to Nataree. In my opinion, best "massage" joint in BKK. The rooms are old and in disrepair, but assuming you're not there for the decor, you'll be hard-pressed to find a bigger collection of fresh young sideline-stunners starting at 2,300 baht for up to 90mins. The papasan's are mostly ace, have a good chat in advance if you've got any specific requests, as not ALL girls will give you 2 shots and you could be out of the room in an hour if you blow early with the wrong one. Most are incredibly willing though, so should be agreeable to reasonable requests for a small tip. Others are freaks and will just out-fuck you for fun. :-) Also, have a spare 20 baht note handy, it's standard to leave a tip for the maid after you're done and I don't think it's right for the girls to pay it out of their own pocket.

3 - Avoid the "coyote" bars owned by the "Iranian" or "Arab" as he's known, on Soi Cowboy. They're the places that you're certain to get bent over for LD's, and often find your bill has been padded just to add insult to injury. Deja Vu is the worst, but I'll still stop in there for a "McPiss" given that they have a special window allowing you to view the stage from the comfort of your urinal. :-) Midnite is the ONLY one of his bars worth spending time investigating a bar fine imo.

4 - Take your own rubbers, and lots of them.

5 - At NEP, ALWAYS take in a show at Angelwitch, and ALWAYS check out the jacuzzi at Billboard. If you like fresh "spinner" types, you'll thank me for that last tip, it's a beautiful thing seeing between 3 & 6 nubile little minx's gyrating around in a giant tub wearing nothing but strategically placed suds. :slobber:

Enjoy!!!

[brissybro]

Champion! Thanks mate. I will try all the above. There for 3 nights for work..although i wont be doing too much of that...haha!:miao:

[Punter Poontang]

No worries mate.

Forgot to mention, if you do get to Nataree, make sure you take the correct (right hand!!) entrance. There are 2 doors, the one on the left is massage only, the other is the door to punting heaven. Let me know if you need explicit directions and I can copy / paste from the trip report I posted elsewhere. :-)

[LongJohnSilver]

I was in Bangkok a few months ago. I was a bit disappointed with the general quality of the girls in the bar. However I did find a really cute girl in an area outside of the bars. Her boss ran an outside booth selling food/drinks. I gave the boss some $$$ and took the girl to a nearby sex hotel. I found another great girl at my hotel massage centre. It was an expensive hotel. The massage centre was legit. I thought I was going for a perfectly legit massage after all my punting. Then then girl says very timidly did I want to do anything special? I asked her what was the most special thing we could do? Turned out it was full sex. She was a hoy young girl. Much better quality than the bar girls. After I got back I noticed there were Internet escort agencies in Bangkok. Next time I'd like to give a couple of those a go. Thailand is full of attractive young girls, but the popular sex spots seem to be lacking too much in quality.

[Punter Poontang]

Everyone's got different tastes, but I reckon you mustn't have been to too many bars or were maybe just there at the wrong times ..... go after 10pm and obviously most of the hottest one's have already been bar-fined.

Really, there's just SO many bars and SO many girls, imo it's not possible to make a blanket statement like that RE: quality. (Disclaimer, I'm a go-go addict). :slobber:

[LongJohnSilver]

I've been to Thailand several times. But I actually prefer Hong Kong. The sex isn't as in your face, but I prefer the quality, and somehow the sex doesn't seem as seedy as it does in Bangkok.

[peter42]

I went to Nataree. I didn't get any massage at all. The girl didn't speak any English and her Thai wasn't that great either. I also didn't speak any Chinese so it was a challenge to try to communicate with her. It was a bath and bonk and at the end she asked for my phone number because she liked me.

How do guys make this place worth recommending?

[Punter Poontang]

I went to Nataree. I didn't get any massage at all. The girl didn't speak any English and her Thai wasn't that great either. I also didn't speak any Chinese so it was a challenge to try to communicate with her. It was a bath and bonk and at the end she asked for my phone number because she liked me.

How do guys make this place worth recommending?

Because we've been there more times than you and always had a good time??

Apologies if you went there actually wanting a massage, that's certainly not why I go there. As stated above, the left-hand door is where you enter for massage ONLY. The right-hand door is the entrance to the brothel, which is stocked full of hot young girls to fuck at great prices. What more do you want??

Knowing the standard of girls there, I fail to see how the fact that you didn't get a half-arsed massage from a hooker or that your girl who's likely from the Thai / Laos border doesn't speak English, means you didn't enjoy the session. You must be very hard to please mate ....

[Punter Poontang]

Don't want to sound defensive, but I also stated above that if you have any specific requests you need to address it with the papasan before-hand.

If having a girl who can speak English is that important to you, tell them and they'll happily point out which girls can speak English to help your selection.

[peter42]

I think I know how to have a "good time" in Bangkok. Nataree is advertised as a soapy massage parlour. So you'd expect to get some soapy massage there, right? I got none of that nor any other kind of massage.

I also don't care if she speaks English or not. I can speak Thai or Lao with them. I actually spoke Thai with this one but she was from P.R.C. By the way. She told me I was her first non-Asian customer. So she'd only had Thai, Japanese, and Chinese customers before me.

I didn't say I didn't enjoy my session but it was certainly not what they advertise it would be and I can't understand why anyone would recommend the place. You go to a soapy massage parlour to get a soapy massage. You go to Thailand to have a good time with Thai girls, not Chinese girls. Nataree was a disappointment. There are better places for having a "good time" in a walking distance.

[Punter Poontang]

Fair enough, I took your comments as scoffing at my recommendation above and don't want to be held accountable if people can't read or go there with false expectations.

By the way, I've never seen or heard of it being advertised as a "soapy" massage. The right-hand entrance is a brothel, or as you put it a "bath and bonk" place. For a proper soapie, I go to Annie's. But the standard of girls I've seen on numerous visits to Nataree has been second to none for the price, that's why it gets my recommendation ..... yeah, it's a shithole and the facilities are in dire need of update, but you can bet the day they refurb you'll be paying Pegasus "model" prices instead of 2,300 baht for 90mins and MSOG.

If you speak Thai or Lao, I'll have to assume you picked your girl on sight alone and found out she was a PRC girl in the room. If you do go back there, you don't have to be pressured into any selection, I often sit down with a drink and get the papa to bring a girl or two over for a chat before deciding to proceed. At least that way, you'll guarantee yourself a Thai girl. :-)

[kctt]

Guys i'm going to Bangkok in a month.
What is the price of popular services in BKK these days? lady drink, bar fine, short time, long time ...
I went to BKK 5 years ago, had fun with 2 girls from gogo bar (the girls dancing) but i remember paying $2000+ baht for short time 1 hour. I think that is more expensive than usual price!?
2,300 baht for 90mins with a model girl is excellent to me. Don't have to pay lady drink, bar fine, negotiate price ... Of course i will visit some gogo bar for a different fun.

[Punter Poontang]

Guys i'm going to Bangkok in a month.
What is the price of popular services in BKK these days? lady drink, bar fine, short time, long time ...
I went to BKK 5 years ago, had fun with 2 girls from gogo bar (the girls dancing) but i remember paying $2000+ baht for short time 1 hour. I think that is more expensive than usual price!?
2,300 baht for 90mins with a model girl is excellent to me. Don't have to pay lady drink, bar fine, negotiate price ... Of course i will visit some gogo bar for a different fun.

Really depends on where you go and when. In BKK, 600baht for a bar fine is pretty standard, there are very few exceptions of places charging 700baht or even up to 1K. 1K is becoming more common in Pattaya of all places, but tbh it doesn't really bother me, once you've found Ms Right Now a few hundred extra for the BF is not a deal-breaker imo.

Lady drinks will vary. Most places in NEP will be around 160 baht. Be wary in Soi Cowboy though, those "coyote" bars owned by a man known as "The Arab" thrive on lady drink prices ..... they'll charge you 200 or 250 baht upwards, and often you'll be pressured into them only to find the girl barely has a sip before darting on stage and refusing to go with you. So research your venues on Soi Cowboy in advance, or better still, just go to Baccara early and grab a hottie before a Japanese bloke splashes cash at her that you can't afford. ;-)

As mentioned above, imo Baccara is the best go-go in LOS, but it's very Japanese oriented ..... so, here's a trick. If it's pumping when you get there (which it usually is!!), when you enter, go LEFT and try to get a seat in that first corner. It's always busier on the left hand side, because that's where the girls who are off-stage tend to congregate .... I spent many visits veering right, only to be snubbed by the girls on stage who have a preference for Japanese blokes under the "4-4-4" rule (4 inches, 4 minutes, and 4,000 baht). If you get a seat after turning left, you'll have the off-stage girls milling around bored in front of you in between dance shifts. It then becomes a piece of piss to get their attention, invite them over for a drink and negotiate even if you're a farang.

The 2,000 baht you paid last time for short time isn't bad, in fact that's probably average for a stunner from a go-go bar. There's a million variables, but as a very general rule 1,500 - 2,000 is about right. Unlikely you'll get one for 1,000, though some will optimistically ask for 2,500 ..... counter with 2,000 and you'll rarely be knocked back.

Then you're looking at probably 2,500 - 3,000 for long time. Again, unlikely you'll get one for 2,000 unless it's very late or she's unattractive, and some will optimistically ask for 4,000 ..... counter with 3,000 and you'll rarely be knocked back. If it's a quiet night and you're a bit younger and treat the girl well, you can probably get her for 2,500 LT.

That's go-go's, beer bars and freelancers would be less, I don't have that much experience there as I'm a go-go addict. But you're probably looking at 1,000 - 1,500 baht max for a ST, then 1,500 - 2,000 max for a LT session. If you're on a budget it's the way to go as there's no lady drinks or bar fines on top of that, but there's also the risks of your lady not having a fixed place of employment. Some guys will swear go-go girls are mercenaries, but I see knowing her bar as "insurance" and have almost never had a runner leave early on a LT, and certainly no problems with theft from my room.

My advice is don't limit yourself, try and experience everything BKK has to offer as it'll help you find your niche. BJ bars are a great experience, as are many of the "massage" places ..... note previous posts and make sure you're going to a proper soapie place if that's what you're after. Most "massage" or "special massage" venues (especially those in Ratchada or in and around Soi 24) are just brothels. Many visits to Nataree and places like EZ Massage (check their website, though the photos are shopped!) and I'm yet to have anything even remotely resembling a rub-down. There are loads of legit massage places that'll get your knots out, but you go to a "massage" joint to fuck a young hottie.

Enjoy!!

[peter42]

Allright Poontang. It wasn't anything personal & thanks for the advice. I've seen many people recommend Nataree. That's actually why I wanted to give it a go too. See this one:
http://www.seemorebangkok.com/bangkok-soapy-massage-parlors.html

Yes, I picked the girl because I didn't think any of them would have any trouble speaking Thai. Anyway I'm probably not going back. I prefer Sukhumvit soi 24 & 26. Lots of small shops and gems to choose from.

[kctt]

Thanks for the insight info :slobber:

I think money wise BKK top girls in gogo bars are not cheaper than Singapore Geylang or Hong Kong 141 but BKK has its own unique fun.

[Punter Poontang]

Allright Poontang. It wasn't anything personal & thanks for the advice. I've seen many people recommend Nataree. That's actually why I wanted to give it a go too. See this one:
http://www.seemorebangkok.com/bangkok-soapy-massage-parlors.html

Yes, I picked the girl because I didn't think any of them would have any trouble speaking Thai. Anyway I'm probably not going back. I prefer Sukhumvit soi 24 & 26. Lots of small shops and gems to choose from.

That looks like an internet guide, so the author's guilty of misrepresenting Nataree as a soapy. I'd be surprised if they themselves advertise as such.

Forgot to mention before, not at all surprised that you were the first non-Asian customer for your lady. They very much cater to Japanese & Korean customers there and I'm often the only farang in the lobby area. But that's another plus for the place imo. It means that the girls are mostly northern Thai (or even further north in your case!) and have whiter skin which appeals to the Japanese & Korean guys, it makes a nice change from the darker Isaan sweetie's I usually pull from the go-go's. :-) Some girls will be visibly disinterested in going with a farang, clearly don't pick them, but those that do enjoy their work and really want to go with you will make it very clear ..... another reason why I usually sit with a drink, it's great to look around the room and have 20 - 25 hot young sideliners all smiling, winking and waving at you. Makes it much more of a "sure thing" to pick one of those girls who's obviously keen than if you just do the brisk walkaround with a papasan and feel obliged to choose a girl quickly.

Anyways, you're certainly not wrong about Soi 24 / 26, plenty of great places to choose from. I've only scratched the surface there and have many more places to visit next time. Have had a few fantastic sessions with May from EZ (http://www.ezmassagebkk.com/), though beware their photo's are definitely shopped .... just noticed hers are all new (she has quite a few tat's), but at least they're slightly more representative as I think she's had a kid and put on a few kg's compared to her older photo's. She's an absolute fire-cracker in the sack though, genuinely loves to be stuffed with cock. :fire:

[Punter Poontang]

Shame I can't say the same for you, you spamming motherfucking shitcunt.

[spiral]

Admin. Please delete the account for these Delhi spammers. It is ruining your forum.

[Punter Poontang]

Admin. Please delete the account for these Delhi spammers. It is ruining your forum.

I've reported a tonne of their posts by clicking on the little icon under the avatar, as yet to no avail.

Couldn't care less if they post their advertisements in the proper section, but clogging up After Reports and posting crap like the above (which contributes nothing to the discussion and is a blatantly obvious ploy to spam the forum) is where I'd be drawing the line. :anger:

[CunningLinguist]

I've reported a tonne of their posts by clicking on the little icon under the avatar, as yet to no avail.
:anger:

I just learnt something today, thanks, didn't notice that little report spam icon before. I just clicked it for flower123.

[AZNELITE88]

Variety not just limited to Sydney. Thanks for sharing.

[uglyphil]

I am thinking of heading to Thailand soon and found this thread very useful. Thanks :)

One question I'd like to ask is are the girls in Thailand as "precious" as they are here? I have been told by several working ladies that I have a large cock, which I always put down to flattery as I do not believe it myself. However whenever I have had a lady other than Chinese or Cauc they complain (this includes k-girls and Thais)...

I would like to experience a "long time" in Thailand, but not if the girl is not going to enjoy it... :(