Rockdale_485
18-01-2015, 12:09 PM
Uncle Jack want to light up this sunday with dirty joke this maybe good joke for beer session with mate
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Blowjob Rhyme There once was a girl by the name of Kim She had a Guy by the name of Jim Big fat balls and a hairy long dick Stuck it down her throat and made her sick She gagged and puked and gagged some more Yes sir e she is a whore Big fat tits and a hairy cunt to boot If you don't watch it she will set on your snoot Suck your head right up her twat Her ass is as big as a parking lot She died at the age of 26 Because she like to suck those dicks.
A Joke A day, Keep doctor away. Uncle Jack Remedy
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Blowjob Rhyme There once was a girl by the name of Kim She had a Guy by the name of Jim Big fat balls and a hairy long dick Stuck it down her throat and made her sick She gagged and puked and gagged some more Yes sir e she is a whore Big fat tits and a hairy cunt to boot If you don't watch it she will set on your snoot Suck your head right up her twat Her ass is as big as a parking lot She died at the age of 26 Because she like to suck those dicks.
A Joke A day, Keep doctor away. Uncle Jack Remedy