Steven Seagal
16-01-2015, 07:52 PM
Person's Name: Amy
Establishment: Red Sunset
Date of Visit: January, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink: 47 Sydenham Rd. Marrickville
Hours of Business: 10:00 – 9:00
Rates:$60/30, $120/60
Age: Mid to late 30’s.
Size/shape A little extra weight but not chubby.
Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese
Services Provided: Bbj with cim, dfk, covered sex.
Value for money/recommend?: Very good
My experience/comments: Seel below.
Howdy folks,
This is a review of Amy.
Before I do this review I need to talk about the issue of ‘close shaves’. I want to refer to this both in a literal and a metaphorical sense and you will see that a close shave’ is a bit of mixed bag and like the curate’s egg is rather ambiguous.
I used ot have a beard in my salad days when I was young and green. Segal being Jewish meant a lot of folks said I looked a lot like the representation of Jesus in the West. While I lied the notion that some saw I looked like a hippie, the Jesus thing was not for me.
I shaved the beard and had a moustache fantasised that I was the poor man’s Clark Gable or Errol Flynn or better still Tom ‘Magnum’ Selleck. I write that I fantasised this because my nephew Edd ‘Kookie’ Byrnes said I looked more like a aging 70’s porn star.
My feelings were hurt and so I was determined to get a close shave. I went to my barber Algonquin ‘Shorty’ Davis and told him I wanted a very close, clean shave. About two minutes after he started the following conversation occurred:
Seagal; Shorty my face is stinging. What’s going on?
Shorty: Steven did you cut yourself shaving a few years ago.
Seagal: Yes. Why?
Shorty: It’s bleeding again.
Shorty went on to say:
Shorty: A guy came in the other day and his face was all slashed a cut up.
Seagal: Had he been involved in a wreck?
Shorty: No not really.
Seagal: Had he been in a fight?
Shorty: I don’t think so, but his face was a real mess.
Seagal: Why was he all messed up?
Shorty: I shaved him.
Well ladies and gents, since that time I shave myself and walk round with that five day shadow look that the ate Joe Cocker and the living George Michael had. No more close shaves for me!
The second close shave is a metaphorical one. During the Vietnam War I got shot in the back in downtown Saigon and the flew me out of the country to Camp Zama Japan for treatment. While I was on the plane I was under the observation of several doctors and I engaged in a conversation with one of them that went like this.
Doc: Lieutenant Seagal you were lucky and had a real close shave.
Seagal: What do you mean close shave?
Doc: None of your vital organs were severely damaged.
Seagal: Close shave yes . . .good luck no.
Doc: Trust me, you were lucky.
Seagal: If I had been lucky I would not have gotten shot.
Doc: There’s always a bright spot.
Seagal: Which is?
Doc: You will be awarded a Purple Heart.
Seagal: Doc can you please do me a favour?
Doc: Sure, what is it?
Seagal: Walk to the end of this plane and fuck your stupid self!
Now we get to Amy.
Amy looks mid 30’s, attractive face, C-cups. She has an attractive face, bbj mouth and good English.
Was reasonably tight.
Now, she has the smoothest close shaved pussy I have ever seen. No hair, no stubble and nice pussy lips.
She did a very good bbj, she was very very good at dfk and her pussy.
I have seen her twice. If you like a hairless pussy she’s your girl. If you don’t like a hairless pussy she is not.
Well, I’ve got to go now.
See you again soon.
Until that time mates. …until that time.
Steven
Establishment: Red Sunset
Date of Visit: January, 2015
Contact Details/Address/Weblink: 47 Sydenham Rd. Marrickville
Hours of Business: 10:00 – 9:00
Rates:$60/30, $120/60
Age: Mid to late 30’s.
Size/shape A little extra weight but not chubby.
Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese
Services Provided: Bbj with cim, dfk, covered sex.
Value for money/recommend?: Very good
My experience/comments: Seel below.
Howdy folks,
This is a review of Amy.
Before I do this review I need to talk about the issue of ‘close shaves’. I want to refer to this both in a literal and a metaphorical sense and you will see that a close shave’ is a bit of mixed bag and like the curate’s egg is rather ambiguous.
I used ot have a beard in my salad days when I was young and green. Segal being Jewish meant a lot of folks said I looked a lot like the representation of Jesus in the West. While I lied the notion that some saw I looked like a hippie, the Jesus thing was not for me.
I shaved the beard and had a moustache fantasised that I was the poor man’s Clark Gable or Errol Flynn or better still Tom ‘Magnum’ Selleck. I write that I fantasised this because my nephew Edd ‘Kookie’ Byrnes said I looked more like a aging 70’s porn star.
My feelings were hurt and so I was determined to get a close shave. I went to my barber Algonquin ‘Shorty’ Davis and told him I wanted a very close, clean shave. About two minutes after he started the following conversation occurred:
Seagal; Shorty my face is stinging. What’s going on?
Shorty: Steven did you cut yourself shaving a few years ago.
Seagal: Yes. Why?
Shorty: It’s bleeding again.
Shorty went on to say:
Shorty: A guy came in the other day and his face was all slashed a cut up.
Seagal: Had he been involved in a wreck?
Shorty: No not really.
Seagal: Had he been in a fight?
Shorty: I don’t think so, but his face was a real mess.
Seagal: Why was he all messed up?
Shorty: I shaved him.
Well ladies and gents, since that time I shave myself and walk round with that five day shadow look that the ate Joe Cocker and the living George Michael had. No more close shaves for me!
The second close shave is a metaphorical one. During the Vietnam War I got shot in the back in downtown Saigon and the flew me out of the country to Camp Zama Japan for treatment. While I was on the plane I was under the observation of several doctors and I engaged in a conversation with one of them that went like this.
Doc: Lieutenant Seagal you were lucky and had a real close shave.
Seagal: What do you mean close shave?
Doc: None of your vital organs were severely damaged.
Seagal: Close shave yes . . .good luck no.
Doc: Trust me, you were lucky.
Seagal: If I had been lucky I would not have gotten shot.
Doc: There’s always a bright spot.
Seagal: Which is?
Doc: You will be awarded a Purple Heart.
Seagal: Doc can you please do me a favour?
Doc: Sure, what is it?
Seagal: Walk to the end of this plane and fuck your stupid self!
Now we get to Amy.
Amy looks mid 30’s, attractive face, C-cups. She has an attractive face, bbj mouth and good English.
Was reasonably tight.
Now, she has the smoothest close shaved pussy I have ever seen. No hair, no stubble and nice pussy lips.
She did a very good bbj, she was very very good at dfk and her pussy.
I have seen her twice. If you like a hairless pussy she’s your girl. If you don’t like a hairless pussy she is not.
Well, I’ve got to go now.
See you again soon.
Until that time mates. …until that time.
Steven