Getting Caught

[pro_seeker]

I'm a married man and am in constant fear of getting caught by the missus of regularly visiting brothels. I'm pretty savvy with technology and my alibis but there are things you can't control, ie. getting spotted entering or leaving a brothel by a family member or friends.

Does anyone else fear the same thing or have experienced actually getting caught in the act? If so, how did you get out of it or how did it end??

[babelx]

Just punt away from home my man. Several suburbs away is the general rule.

[pro_seeker]

Unfortunately I have friends and family in that would recognise me and my car in a lot of suburbs around Sydney. Only places I feel completely at ease punting is Melbourne or overseas! Those trips are far and few between though.

[Sextus]

On a related issue, how do you guys deal with your browsing of the punting forum? That is a big giveaway to say the least.

How many times can you close a window suddenly when someone comes into the room? If I saw someone doing that I'd be suspicious the very first time, let alone for the dozenth time!

When you married guys are browsing the forum, are you nervous wrecks too?

[birch]

That's one of the reasons I don't want a bigger iPhone - it's also why my posts are often short and to the point! Thankfully I have a corner desk facing inwards in an open plan office so I see who's coming.

[pro_seeker]

Haha, good point sextus, I always use private browsing and only really go online at work on the iphone. And always make sure your iMessage is turned off so it doesn't sync with your iPad which is at home.

[aussiegaigin]

Most shops seem to be pretty anonymous these days, unless your friends knew what the place was, the need to explain yourself would be pretty low. If they did know where you had been, just ask them how they knew?

[wilisno]

I'm a married man and am in constant fear of getting caught by the missus of regularly visiting brothels. I'm pretty savvy with technology and my alibis but there are things you can't control, ie. getting spotted entering or leaving a brothel by a family member or friends.

Does anyone else fear the same thing or have experienced actually getting caught in the act? If so, how did you get out of it or how did it end??
Just punt at outcall agencies and private girls where they have Incall service in apartments, not brothels with shop fronts, problems solved !

[pro_seeker]

Maybe if Ginza had a private apartment service like 5*, I would use it all the time!

[dohdoe]

On a related issue, how do you guys deal with your browsing of the punting forum? That is a big giveaway to say the least.


Browse on a phone and use a tool like knox to separate the main phone from the more private stuff.

You could use private browsing on a desktop at home but that's just too risky imo.

[Bose0412]

Your solution..
Outcall to hotel room
simple safe

[garfield]

On a related issue, how do you guys deal with your browsing of the punting forum? That is a big giveaway to say the least.

How many times can you close a window suddenly when someone comes into the room? If I saw someone doing that I'd be suspicious the very first time, let alone for the dozenth time!

When you married guys are browsing the forum, are you nervous wrecks too?

I use the forum app on the phone to browse punting forum. Much more discreet than website and you can browse through posts in public or with your family and friends pretty much without notice.

[CunningLinguist]

I'm a married man and am in constant fear of getting caught by the missus of regularly visiting brothels. I'm pretty savvy with technology and my alibis but there are things you can't control, ie. getting spotted entering or leaving a brothel by a family member or friends.

Does anyone else fear the same thing or have experienced actually getting caught in the act? If so, how did you get out of it or how did it end??

Don't punt local
Don't park in a massage/brothel carpark
Use the rear entrance
For front entrance only establishments:
- Time crossing the road so you can walk straight in when nobody is watching on entry, do the opposite on exit, try not to get run over ...
- If you are really paranoid wear a disguise :)
Have an excuse for why you were in the area if you are "seen"

[CunningLinguist]

On a related issue, how do you guys deal with your browsing of the punting forum? That is a big giveaway to say the least.

How many times can you close a window suddenly when someone comes into the room? If I saw someone doing that I'd be suspicious the very first time, let alone for the dozenth time!

When you married guys are browsing the forum, are you nervous wrecks too?

If you browse several forums make them all use the same colour and style, you can use other windows, scrolling, and scroll bars to obscure any giveaway gifs, note that alot of sites have pretty girl pics advertising stuff these days, so it's no big deal to have a few girly pic avatars and adds. Just make sure you are viewing Ahlungors RnT thread after everyone has gone to sleep!

[Mr. Who]

I used to think that wearing sunglasses and a ridiculous large hat helps. But sometimes this is even worse as it tells everyone on the street that you are either a punter or a psycho.

[shinobi]

Anyone know were the back entrance to that pitt st hourly hotel is?

[tpol]

Your solution..
Outcall to hotel room
simple safe

hahha during SARS in HK, a number of bankers in a hotel got quarantined in their rooms (and not by themselves too) as someone in the hotel was suspected to have caught SARS.

THey had some explaining to do.

[CunningLinguist]

Anyone know were the back entrance to that pitt st hourly hotel is?

it is on the side st round the corner.

[Djang0]

On a related issue, how do you guys deal with your browsing of the punting forum? That is a big giveaway to say the least.

How many times can you close a window suddenly when someone comes into the room? If I saw someone doing that I'd be suspicious the very first time, let alone for the dozenth time!

When you married guys are browsing the forum, are you nervous wrecks too?

Simple way is if you use windows, just hold windows key on your keyboard + D, or in case of Mac, just press F11, this will immediately switch to desktop and minimise the browser.

Proper way would be to download and install quick hide (http://quick-hide.en.softonic.com/) or Boss key (http://www.mindgems.com/products/Boss-Key/boss-key.htm) or Clicky Gone (http://clickygone.sourceforge.net/) programs. This will just get rid of your browser in less than half a sec.

If you use Chrome or Firefox, you can just install a browser add-on for free. Its called PanicButton. It will hide the tabs if you press a hot key.

I hope that help.

[pro_seeker]

Haha I love how everyone has their own little ways of avoiding being caught!!

[EatmyhairyassholeBitch]

Google Chrome Incognito works well. You shouldn't be using the website anyway if you're at home really. I know it's an urge but do it outside in the car to work or at lunchtime if you are in an open plan office.

[AHLUNGOR]

If you browse several forums make them all use the same colour and style, you can use other windows, scrolling, and scroll bars to obscure any giveaway gifs, note that alot of sites have pretty girl pics advertising stuff these days, so it's no big deal to have a few girly pic avatars and adds. Just make sure you are viewing Ahlungors RnT thread after everyone has gone to sleep!

Yeap !!

Especially all the posts with the heading :

This is what RnT is all about !!

Haha, play it safe brothers, play it safe !

Cheers

[AHLUNGOR]

Just punt at outcall agencies and private girls where they have Incall service in apartments, not brothels with shop fronts, problems solved !

Yeap, use 5 Star penthouse or Sophia for a fuck or Mimi for a tug !

Cheers

[Sextus]

If you use Chrome or Firefox, you can just install a browser add-on for free. Its called PanicButton. It will hide the tabs if you press a hot key.

Thanks for this tip and the other tech /app tips guys, I appreciate them.

Of course, someone might wonder what I am doing just looking at my desktop screen every time they suddenly appear! :grimace:

Hopefully one of these apps will let the screen instantly default to "A history of concreting in Sweden" or something like that!

[Djang0]

Hopefully one of these apps will let the screen instantly default to "A history of concreting in Sweden" or something like that!

Yes bro, all those apps would do this for you. You can set it to hide some and display some with a push of one button on your keyboard (any button you set in advance as a hot key).

Cheers

[Max Impact]

choose a trusting wife

[Bose0412]

Anyone know were the back entrance to that pitt st hourly hotel is?

yeah its on goulburn street next to the pub

[bigzig]

Yeap, use 5 Star penthouse or Sophia for a fuck or Mimi for a tug !

Cheers
I also have similar concerns as the OP, but 5 star penthouse only do private incalls with minimum booking of 4 hours or something. Is this true?

Would be good if they had the standard one hour in a priv incall location.

[wilisno]

I also have similar concerns as the OP, but 5 star penthouse only do private incalls with minimum booking of 4 hours or something. Is this true?

Would be good if they had the standard one hour in a priv incall location.
It's not true, it was minimum one hour booking only. But it's no longer operating at the moment !

[pro_seeker]

Are you guys telling me that no one on this forum has ever been caught out by their partners???

[wilisno]

Are you guys telling me that no one on this forum has ever been caught out by their partners???
Maybe some, and got locked up at home afterward, and no Internet to browse Syd99 ! ;) ;) ;)

[bobhappy888]

I used to think that wearing sunglasses and a ridiculous large hat helps. But sometimes this is even worse as it tells everyone on the street that you are either a punter or a psycho.

DOH! i was actually thinking of doing that for my punt this week. LOL!

[pro_seeker]

Maybe some, and got locked up at home afterward, and not Internet to browse Syd99 ! ;) ;) ;)

You know what, good point!

[Oneonone]

If your wife know you punt then you don't have to worry, she may say don't let the family or my friends find out so then you need to be careful and don't punt too close to home.

At the end of the day its best to just be sensible and cautious

[Oneonone]

If your wife know you punt then you don't have to worry, she may say don't let the family or my friends find out so then you need to be careful and don't punt too close to home.

At the end of the day its best to just be sensible and cautious

[Bazzladance69]

The mrs knows I like a punt on the horses & go to the Casino, so I have a fair bit of freedom, as long as I put the garbage out & in, mow the lawns & set a day aside for her & when she asks to take her somewhere I always respond with a yes , there is harmony, I think she suspects but its easier to let it go,
every ones happy, but I would never make it obvious as that would be a pride thing, a women s scorn. so far so good.

[garfield]

The mrs knows I like a punt on the horses & go to the Casino, so I have a fair bit of freedom, as long as I put the garbage out & in, mow the lawns & set a day aside for her & when she asks to take her somewhere I always respond with a yes , there is harmony, I think she suspects but its easier to let it go,
every ones happy, but I would never make it obvious as that would be a pride thing, a women s scorn. so far so good.
So your Mrs doesn't know you are punting on different type of horse, haha. Good on you.

[Mnta]

Not sure how many chinese brothers here. I just keep having image of 九叔 from 大丈夫 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380291/) popping up in my mind after reading this topic. Please stay safe, otherwise you will be locked up. Lol.

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[CunningLinguist]

Are you guys telling me that no one on this forum has ever been caught out by their partners???

Check this out:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?40981-Finally-busted!

[tarl1975]

Well... 5 Star Penthouse is no more!!

[wilisno]

Check this out:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?40981-Finally-busted!
I know ! It was posted on All Fools' day ! ;) ;) ;)

[EatmyhairyassholeBitch]

If your wife know you punt then you don't have to worry, she may say don't let the family or my friends find out so then you need to be careful and don't punt too close to home.

GF just said the other day when we go back to BKK to get a girl together!! WOW! Is this true??? Let's see.

I give her a boob job and maybe get a few other fun bags for double the fun!!

[Max Impact]

Yeap, use 5 Star penthouse or Sophia for a fuck or Mimi for a tug !

Cheers

It's amazing how the 5* PentHouse legend lives on months after it stopped operating. Time for a new PentHouse I say!

[Filodude]

saw this video on youtube and thought about this thread. some punters are just unlucky poor guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QfctOETq_4&index=5&list=UUb8K46z_rTPxfkMvAWj6K3w

[Djang0]

saw this video on youtube and thought about this thread. some punters are just unlucky poor guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QfctOETq_4&index=5&list=UUb8K46z_rTPxfkMvAWj6K3w

What a pussy, Id keep telling her it was a business transaction, here look at my receipt and 10% gst! lol

[the_boss_king]

i got caught once by my uncle at midas, he was like what are you doing here?
and i told him aunty told me to go pick him up.
we had a good laugh then he eneded up paying for me AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

good time lol

[garfield]

i got caught once by my uncle at midas, he was like what are you doing here?
and i told him aunty told me to go pick him up.
we had a good laugh then he eneded up paying for me AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

good time lol

He has to pay so you can't talk about him. Good one.

[the_boss_king]

He has to pay so you can't talk about him. Good one.

would it be strange if i went back with him a couple times?

free massage though lol

[faruk]

I had a work lunch with people more senior than me once, both men and women. One of the guys is the type to make inappropriate jokes all the time. While we were talking, he says "saw you walking out of a brothel the other day", for everyone to hear.

I froze. Then tried to laugh it off. One of the women said "don't worry, we don't believe him". Then conversation moved onto something else.

Do you think the guy was serious or joking? I mean, if it's serious, why the fuck would you bring it up in a work lunch brooooo? Gave me a heart attack!

[harmony]

faruk, you work with a 5 star dickhead

He may have been walking out as you were walking in

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[RoyalFlush]

I had a work lunch with people more senior than me once, both men and women. One of the guys is the type to make inappropriate jokes all the time. While we were talking, he says "saw you walking out of a brothel the other day", for everyone to hear.
I froze. Then tried to laugh it off. One of the women said "don't worry, we don't believe him". Then conversation moved onto something else.
Do you think the guy was serious or joking? I mean, if it's serious, why the fuck would you bring it up in a work lunch brooooo? Gave me a heart attack!

I have met these type of stupid people too. Thats why it is now my unbroken rule not to ever tell to anyone about my punting escapades. Just not worth it. We got syd99 to rant safely.

[kido]

I had a work lunch with people more senior than me once, both men and women. One of the guys is the type to make inappropriate jokes all the time. While we were talking, he says "saw you walking out of a brothel the other day", for everyone to hear.

I froze. Then tried to laugh it off. One of the women said "don't worry, we don't believe him". Then conversation moved onto something else.

Do you think the guy was serious or joking? I mean, if it's serious, why the fuck would you bring it up in a work lunch brooooo? Gave me a heart attack!

Man! That was a massive bullet dodge. I assume you’re not good friends now. Lucky a woman came to the rescue, hehehe

[aussiegaigin]

I had a work lunch with people more senior than me once, both men and women. One of the guys is the type to make inappropriate jokes all the time. While we were talking, he says "saw you walking out of a brothel the other day", for everyone to hear.

I froze. Then tried to laugh it off. One of the women said "don't worry, we don't believe him". Then conversation moved onto something else.

Do you think the guy was serious or joking? I mean, if it's serious, why the fuck would you bring it up in a work lunch brooooo? Gave me a heart attack!

Was he serious? COULD he have seen you walking out of a brothel?

[faruk]

Man! That was a massive bullet dodge. I assume you’re not good friends now. Lucky a woman came to the rescue, hehehe

They were people I see once every few months (ex-colleagues).


Was he serious? COULD he have seen you walking out of a brothel?

It's possible, I was punting around at the time, at different shops. But I mean, if he was serious, he shouldn't bring that up you know? If he's joking...well then I hope my reaction didn't give anything away. But the fact that one of the women said "don't worry we don't believe him" makes it sound like they had discussed it before the lunch.

[aussiegaigin]

They were people I see once every few months (ex-colleagues).



It's possible, I was punting around at the time, at different shops. But I mean, if he was serious, he shouldn't bring that up you know? If he's joking...well then I hope my reaction didn't give anything away. But the fact that one of the women said "don't worry we don't believe him" makes it sound like they had discussed it before the lunch.

In the past I have worked with a few dickheads who would do just that...make a "joke" about something I'd done in front of other people to embarrass me.

[faruk]

Well... 5 Star Penthouse is no more!!

what happened to it bro?

[faruk]

In the past I have worked with a few dickheads who would do just that...make a "joke" about something I'd done in front of other people to embarrass me.

Man, it's not only embarassing, but potentially career ending!!!