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Djang0
29-10-2014, 08:13 PM
Visited this joint yesterday. Called from downstairs to make sure there are girls available before I go up. Some dude picked up the phone and told me there are 11 girls available. So I went upstairs and this middle age but cute Chinese bird opened the door. I was then led to a room with wooden floor board and corner shower that had one massage bed. She asked me, "Ha long yu wana stay da-ling", I said one hour but I need to see some ladies first. She said one hour is $120. I told her I saw their post in aus99.com which was indicated by members to be $100 for one hour (most members said it was $100 but they advertise $70 for 30 min). She then gone outside and sent this Chinese dude with glasses in and he asked me, "what yo want?" I asked him, "What's your name mate?", after 10 sec of thinking he replied "ma nem? Ma nem, ummmmm,is Bruce".

I said well, Bruce, I was under the impression that the fee for one hour FS is $100. He said No!, Its $120. I told him its ok, but can you send some girls in? He said ok. Then another middle age girl walked in but she was not my type so I asked for another one but as she was walking out, she said only sasha left (so I had seen 2 girls already and the third and last one was Sasha), and I thought there are 11 girls available (no one came in after me so he lied on the phone).

So Sasha came in looked too tired but she was ok, nothing extra ordinary. I asked, "Sasha, are you any good at blow job? Because I dont want to have sex, I just want to have BBBJ", "Yes yes Da-ling Im very goo" She replied.

So I said ok come in then, she asked me for $120 and I paid and she left. When she returned, I asked her, "You look so tired and sleepy, are you ok?", "Im not tired, im ok", She replied by suddenly showing enthusiasm but she looked so tired.

So after 1 min solo shower, BJ started. It was the worst BJ I had in my entire life. She was as slow as a snail with occasional bite which really hurt and I told her "what the hell?" few times but she kept biting.

I wish that was all, she then kept sneezing and coughing every 1 min through the BJ period. After 5 min I couldn't take it any more so I told her to go get some medicine but she said its allergy, she is not sick.

She then left the room to get some water. After 10 min wait, she returned and said, "da-ling yo wanna fak or yo wan blow ja?", at this point I just wanted to get out of there and didnt want to catch any flu but the fact that I paid $120 was really burning me so I said, "you know what, just give me a hand job". then she sat on top of me on the massage bed which nearly collapsed, applied the oil and the hand job began.

I tell you what, somehow, that ended up being the best handjob I ever had from WL! (having said so, I must admit that I only had two hjs before from WLs many years back). From completely no desire to cum, to massive explosion in less than 2 min! wow, she should definitely just do RnT.

Finally, walked out satisfied and curious! I must start going to MLs from now on. I have never been to RnT before. This has awaken me. Whole new market to experience and explore now! :slobber:

Kenchoubg
29-10-2014, 08:38 PM
Good review,da ling....lol

dokleng
29-10-2014, 08:57 PM
I noticed that 295 is equipped as an RNT but has a full brothel license. Their ladies provide either service. Looks like u got a former ML...and a good one.

Bawal
29-10-2014, 11:17 PM
Haha OP, you're hilarious! Best AR I've read so far, totally enjoyed it :)

Djang0
29-10-2014, 11:36 PM
Haha OP, you're hilarious! Best AR I've read so far, totally enjoyed it :)

Sank u Sank u, just tried to describe it as it was, most of you could relate to my experience lol

Cheers bro

Djang0
29-10-2014, 11:47 PM
You might think they offer either service, but you can't get just a massage here at the advertised rate, or seemingly fs at the advertised rate either! There's only one rate available, and it's the fs rate. When I went it was $100 though. I won't be visiting this shop again. The only two girls who were decent looking seem to have both left, leaving the place full
Of middle aged pork chops offering shorty service and trying to charge extra.

Yeah bro I agre

croney
30-10-2014, 07:08 PM
Very funny men. You have to see the funny side sometimes. Hard when money is involved tho