How about some new interesting descriptions of girls?

[rooter]

Dear Agencies and Shops
Do you reckon you could start recruiting your girls from a much broader demographic?
I mean they are always either "students", "office ladies", or "clubbing girls". Surely not every WL is one of these three.
I have got to the point where I have fucked so many students, office ladies, and clubbing girls that they are just not doing it for me anymore.
And I can't impress my friends with my sexual exploits anymore. They ask me "what did you fuck last night?" and I'm like "a student" and they just go "right, another one". And I just say, "Yeah, another one"
Maybe you could start recruiting some of the following:


acrobat
ballerina
housewife
ex prisoner
asylum seeker
contortionist
lion tamer
judge
waitress
car jacker
terrorist
peasant
prison guard
hairdresser
computer programmer
drug dealer
jockey
neuro surgeon
dole bludger
single mum
glass blower
artist
poet
potato farmer
amateur detective



Come on guys, give us some variety! And give me something to brag about. I want to tell my friends I fucked a lion tamer, car jacker, and potato farmer!

[wilisno]

How about Ice Pick Specialist ?

5* had used housewife before, and Moon has been described as contortionist !

[Littlewonder]

What about a Receptionist or Mamasan at least it would be a change from these 30 plus year old students.

[AHLUNGOR]

Maybe you could start recruiting some of the following:


acrobat
ballerina
housewife
ex prisoner
asylum seeker
contortionist
lion tamer
judge
waitress
car jacker
terrorist
peasant
prison guard
hairdresser
computer programmer
drug dealer
jockey
neuro surgeon
dole bludger
single mum
glass blower
artist
poet
potato farmer
amateur detective



Come on guys, give us some variety! And give me something to brag about. I want to tell my friends I fucked a lion tamer, car jacker, and potato farmer!

Excellent idea brother Rooter, I shall contribute as well:

The president's daughter
Daddy's little girl
The Good Wife
Desperate House Wifes
The modern family
The master chef
The junior master chef for under 25's
The apprentice
China's next top model
The X factor
Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Malaysian/Indian/Singaporian/Indonesian/Taiwanese/Honkies/Philipina/Vietnamese got Talent
Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Malaysian/Indian/Singaporian/Indonesian/Taiwanese/Honkies/Philipina/Vietnamese IDOL
The Voice
The BODY - sorry, currently in used, but can't help it...........lol
The Tits, The Breasts, The Bossoms, The Bust, The E Cups - sorry, again, currently in used !!
That Ass
The cowgirl
The rodeo queen
The Queen
The fuck queen
The anal queen
The BBBJ/CIM queen
Snow White
Bond, Jenny Bond
The Terminator - T-X
The Big Bang
Two and a Half Women
Two Broke Girls
The Transportee (aka Shu Qi)
The Uniform Series: Doctors and Nurses, Teachers and Students, Air Stewardess and Pilots (female......pilots that is), Police and Rescue, The female boss and the secretary, The village people (all female versions)...........
The Double Combinations: Twins, mother and daughter, sisters, best friends, lesbians, A Dom and Sub combination, The master and the apprentice, a natural and a tranny, a pre op and a post op.........
Barely legal (actual over 18!!)

Sorry, got to go now, can someone please continue

Cheers

:cool2:

[AHLUNGOR]

What about a Receptionist or Mamasan at least it would be a change from these 30 plus year old students.

Michelle the Receptionist and Coco the Mamasan...........haha

Like, Like, Like

[Sextus]

Rooter, excellent marks for originating a great comic idea. Ahlungor? Full marks for taking it to to the next level! :shout:

Honestly guys, that was like an ad agency brainstorming session.

[AHLUNGOR]

Rooter, excellent marks for originating a great comic idea. Ahlungor? Full marks for taking it to to the next level! :shout:

Honestly guys, that was like an ad agency brainstorming session.

Hi brother Sextus,

Haha, over the years, I have sat through some of these "ad agency brainstorming sessions" with Clemenger, George Patterson Y&R and Ogilvy etc. and they were oh so boring in comparison to this...............lol

Cheers

:smile:

[Sextus]

Hi brother Sextus,

Haha, over the years, I have sat through some of these "ad agency brainstorming sessions" with Clemenger, George Patterson Y&R and Ogilvy etc. and they were oh so boring in comparison to this...............lol

Cheers

:smile:

I've always thought that Steven Seagal must be a professional creative too.

[rooter]

Brilliant stuff Ahlungor! The agencies should hire you as a consultant!
Where are the agents by the way? Come on guys, don't be shy, what do you think?
Are you going to take up any of our suggestions?

[CunningLinguist]

How about "Door bitch"!
Did you ever try to get into a nightclub and have a hot looking "door bitch" deny you entry ?
Wouldn't it be great to have your way with her!

[rooter]

Just reading a post where an agency was promoting an "air hostess" and charging 3 times more for her reminded me of this thread I started a while ago.
Marketing is a funny thing. Its all about selling you the same thing in 1000 different ways and finding a way to make it more exclusive, or desirable, or elite, or different, or special, or somehow made just for a really special person like you ;)

[Punter Poontang]

Just reading a post where an agency was promoting an "air hostess" and charging 3 times more for her

Fucking Alan Joyce. That smarmy little cunt will do anything to raise profits and score his bonus!! :-P

[Max Impact]

Tony Abbott's Daughter Class would get my interest.

[rooter]

Tony Abbott's Daughter Class would get my interest.

I would settle for the slightly cheaper "ex Prime Minister's daughter" class.

[Christmas]

Dear Agencies and Shops
Do you reckon you could start recruiting your girls from a much broader demographic?
I mean they are always either "students", "office ladies", or "clubbing girls". Surely not every WL is one of these three.
I have got to the point where I have fucked so many students, office ladies, and clubbing girls that they are just not doing it for me anymore.
And I can't impress my friends with my sexual exploits anymore. They ask me "what did you fuck last night?" and I'm like "a student" and they just go "right, another one". And I just say, "Yeah, another one"
Maybe you could start recruiting some of the following:


acrobat
ballerina
housewife
ex prisoner
asylum seeker
contortionist
lion tamer
judge
waitress
car jacker
terrorist
peasant
prison guard
hairdresser
computer programmer
drug dealer
jockey
neuro surgeon
dole bludger
single mum
glass blower
artist
poet
potato farmer
amateur detective



Come on guys, give us some variety! And give me something to brag about. I want to tell my friends I fucked a lion tamer, car jacker, and potato farmer!

Well how many people would come see former glass blower working lady LOL
But yeah fun to read

Potato farmer wtf
Drug dealer wow
Neuroneurgeon become wl? Mm.. I doubt it