A T-shirt inspired thread: ins and outs of Love and Fuck !

[AHLUNGOR]

I was walking among the Christmas rush this morning and saw a black t shirt in front of me, it says:

I Love to Fuck !

I thought, cool, fair enough, she was a busty blonde chick looks like one of those European backpackers!

Then she turned around and spoke to her girl friend and the front if the T shirt said:

Fuck ! I'm in Love!

And that opened the floodgate :

Just love, no fuck
Just fuck, no love
Love ends when fuck stops
I fuck to love
Old enough to fuck, too young to love
You want to fuck me, you love me first
You don't love me anymore? You haven't fucked me for a month!
Honey I do love you, please let me have a fuck
You never love me, you just love to fuck
When two people are really in love, they must fuck
Pure love means you don't have to fuck all the times !


What say you ?

[harmony]

"F-- me, I'm a virgin"

I wanna walk around with that t-shirt on New Years Eve Ahlungor

[AHLUNGOR]

No money no love!

No money no fuck !

[AHLUNGOR]

Long time no love !

Long time no fuck !

[AHLUNGOR]

House mate, no time to love !

House mate, it's time to fuck !

[harmony]

Fu-- me long time

[AHLUNGOR]

Love actually !

Fuck !! Really ??

[harmony]

K.C.U.F

F.
U.
C.
K

(F- you many ways..
F- you backwards
F- you sideways)

[brotherfrancisofassisi]

Each line is a slogan for a t-shirt?

Fuck love. That can be worn by any recently jilted disgruntled person.

Actually if you put one word love on the front and one word fuck on the back, or vice versa... It would be adequately ambiguous that I could see myself wearing that.

[AHLUNGOR]

Love is:

Let you
Open my
Vagina and
Explore !

[jellyshots]

Never been kissed...

This one would be a crack up to wear on New Year's Eve.

[zibab]

Never been kissed...

This one would be a crack up to wear on New Year's Eve.

Guaranteed to get action

[rooter]

Fuck Love !
punk attitude

Love Fuck
hippie attitude

Fucking Love
hipster attitude

Love Fucking
nympho attitude

Fucking Loved
my favourite WLs

Loved Fucking
my epitaph

[AHLUNGOR]

Fuck Love !
punk attitude

Love Fuck
hippie attitude

Fucking Love
hipster attitude

Love Fucking
nympho attitude

Fucking Loved
my favourite WLs

Loved Fucking
my epitaph

Excellent brother rooter !

In reply I give you :

Front: Looking for Love

Back: Willing to Fuck !

[AHLUNGOR]

Love is: you don't have to say I'm sorry!

Fuck is: you don't have to say anything at all !

[AHLUNGOR]

To follow your heart, you love !

To follow your dick, you fuck !

[AHLUNGOR]

Puppy Love !

Doggy Fuck !

[AHLUNGOR]

Love is a habbit !

Fuck like a rabbit !

[AHLUNGOR]

I love you as long as you don't ask me to suck your cock !

You can fuck me anywhere you want but I don't kiss in the mouth !

[AHLUNGOR]

I know how to fuck !

But I'm still learning how to love !

[AHLUNGOR]

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not...........

He fucks me, he fucks Rhonda , he fucks me, he fucks Amy, he fucks me, he fucks Jessica, he fucks me, he fucks Rosie , he fucks me, he fucks ? Who else has he beening fucking ??

[CunningLinguist]

Back: Follow the rules - Turn me around
Front: Turn me upside down - apply rule 69!

[AHLUNGOR]

Back: Follow the rules - Turn me around
Front: Turn me upside down - apply rule 69!

Hi brother CL,

You need to include the words of love and fuck in your phrases !!

May be something like:

If you love me, say it to my face!

If you don't love me, just round me around and fuck me !

[CunningLinguist]

Hi brother CL,

You need to include the words of love and fuck in your phrases !!

May be something like:

If you love me, say it to my face!

If you don't love me, just round me around and fuck me !

How about this then:
Back: Follow the rules love - Turn me around
Front: Turn me upside down - apply rule 69 and fuck!

[AHLUNGOR]

How about this then:
Back: Follow the rules love - Turn me around
Front: Turn me upside down - apply rule 69 and fuck!

Much better, that's the spirit !!

When I am little and soft, I love the love

When I am big and hard, I fuck the fuck !

Cheers