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Wayne
12-12-2013, 01:56 PM
http://theconversation.com/criminalising-those-who-pay-sex-workers-misses-the-point-21362

I am surprised I have not seen any discussion on this in this forums. I have copied the story below, from The Conversation, that looks at a report handed to the Federal government recommending criminalising those that visit sex workers as a method to control the growth in the sex industry. This story argues against the recommendation, but it gets you worried that this is the sort of thing being discussed by our government. All that blow up recently in the Fairfax Media may well not be isolated.


11 December 2013, 5.05pm AEST
Criminalising those who pay sex workers misses the point

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What if sex workers were seen as allies in redressing gendered stereotypes? Lies Thru a Lens 
A recent report by the non-governmental organisation Coalition Against Trafficking in Women Australia recommends the adoption of the Nordic Model in Australia. Also known as the Swedish Model, this legislation would see the selling of sex decriminalised and the purchasing of sex criminalised. The premise is that if you curb the demand the supply will dry up.

But behind this model are various assumptions about the effects of sex work on women’s mental health and physical safety.

At a base level, those assumptions are drawn from the notion that sex and sex acts are intrinsically linked to an individual’s sense of self and identity – although more so for women than for men. Sex workers who speak out against this construction of their work are branded as suffering from false consciousness.

Thus having colluded with their oppressor – patriarchy – they are seen to have taken on a kind of Stockholm Syndrome (in which victims of kidnapping feel sympathy towards their captors). In this way, sex work becomes a prism for looking at the effects of restrictive gender stereotypes for many radical feminists. The “rescue” of women from their own collusion is seen as the only way to humanely respond to sex work.

Rigid gendered stereotypes do have effects and are considered to be a social determinant of violence against women. But this is not unique to the sex industry: it’s reflective of the devastating statistics that one in three women world-wide will experience gendered violence in their lifetime.

But what if sex workers were seen as allies in a broader movement towards redressing community attitudes that support gendered stereotypes?

As a PhD student, I was privileged to undertake research into how women sex workers responded to various understandings about who they are as people and as sex workers. Far from simply colluding with a patriarchal model that positions their worth (and bodies) as vessels for the so-called “male sex drive” (whether that’s seen as essential or socially constructed) they saw themselves as resisting, challenging and changing how some men viewed them and other women – not despite their sex work, but through it.

Stigma

Sex work is highly stigmatised and, as I have written previously on The Conversation stigmatising discourses emerge from multiple places and echoes can be heard in today’s debates and understandings.

For the women who spoke to me, it was the discourses emanating from radical feminism that were pertinent to them at the time and they spoke of many ways that they worked on their relationships to these understandings, including resisting seeing themselves as victims.

To give just one example, Sara – not her real name – told me about her struggles with perspectives that position her as colluding with patriarchy and contributing to the inequality of all women:

Because so many people criticise you and what you do and it’s really easy to feel really down on yourself because you hear these people saying that you are contributing to, you know, this really, um, bad thing, you know you are aiding, you are colluding and all this kind of, of oppressive stuff. And that’s really hard, you know, that’s really hard to hear.
Redressing how women, and their sexualities, are viewed at a societal level does not necessitate the end of commercial sex. It does demand that we look closely at how women are considered in general, including in the sex industry and all other industries that suffer from gender imbalances and gender inequality.

Challenging gender stereotypes that culminate in gendered violence (including against LGBTIQ people) and gender inequality is a long, hard undertaking and treating women (and trans women) in sex work as victims is a big step in the wrong direction.

The nuances and complexity of all sites in which gender inequality and gendered stereotypes are perpetuated (i.e. everywhere) need to be examined, and sex workers have a role to play in this.

One sex worker, April – not her real name – who participated in my PhD research eloquently sums this up. Her words are worth pondering before relegating all sex workers to the oppression basket and all clients to that of perpetrator:

Sex work is not inherently reinforcing of gender inequalities, and in my experience, can actually contribute positively (both individually and socially) to redressing such equalities. It is a site, like any, in which a myriad of meanings come together and emerge in a range of ways that may either challenge or reinforce existing discriminatory views and experiences.

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Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
For several decades Dutch Governments have approved several programs where disabled are subsidised in using prostitutes.

This is done to comply with the Human Rights of the disabled

Nice to know that feminists like to see the disabled behind bars for what is their Human Right and prostitutes don't have any problem with it either.

So much for the Swedish model

about 19 hours ago report

Suzy Gneist
Multiple: self-employed, employed, student, mother, volunteer, NFP executive
In reply to Rene Oldenburger
Does this Swedish model you refer to live in Holland?

about 18 hours ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to Suzy Gneist
They won't have a bar of it, disabled people do count there and women are free to chose what they want to do.

It's a no brainer really

about 18 hours ago report

Suzy Gneist
Multiple: self-employed, employed, student, mother, volunteer, NFP executive
In reply to Rene Oldenburger
Count where??? Holland or Sweden? And who are 'they'?
I don't actually understand your argument and what countries you are comparing and on what basis, and how you know what feminists stand for?
Your statements don't seem to make any sense.

about 17 hours ago report

David Theodor Roth
Postgrad History Student
In reply to Rene Oldenburger
The article isn't actually saying that disabled clients should be jailed.

about 15 hours ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to David Theodor Roth
Purchasing of sex should be criminalised. Check the criminal laws, they all have jail terms attached to them.

And why does this article or a previous article a few days ago, doesn't mention this - they don't even think of these things here, as is apparent in both articles.

Same as they don't say that the main perpetrators of people trafficking and in this case for the sex industry, are women.

about 15 hours ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to Suzy Gneist
In Holland they won't have a bar of the Swedish model, the Swedish model dictates that those who purchase should face criminal charges.

For decades in Holland there have been approved programs where disabled can have the use of prostitutes, most of them are subsidised programs one way or the other.

It's actually regarded as a Human Rights issue, and the Swedish model is a feminist model, just look it up

about 15 hours ago report

Darren G
logged in via email @yahoo.com
In reply to Suzy Gneist
Don't worry, Suzy. Rene seems to specialise in that sort of "logic"..

about 12 hours ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to Darren G
Very logic actually, but you wouldn't understand that

about 12 hours ago report

David Theodor Roth
Postgrad History Student
In reply to Rene Oldenburger
Your words : "Nice to know that feminists like to see the disabled behind bars for what is their Human Right and prostitutes don't have any problem with it either." Now you say "Purchasing of sex should be criminalised". So are you a feminist too, or are you saying that should disabled people be exempt? Is your argument even coherent?

Btw I am fairly sure Australian criminal law doesn't yet criminalise the purchase of sex, otherwise there would be police raiding every brothel. And as a matter of logic, if you say that purchasing of sex **should** be criminalised, that implies that you think it isn't yet criminalised.

about 5 hours ago report

Chris O'Neill
Victim of Tony Abbotts Great Big New Tax
In reply to Rene Oldenburger
"Nice to know that feminists like to see the disabled behind bars"

Some people think force is the solution to all perceived problems.

about 2 hours ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to David Theodor Roth
The Swedish model states that the purchasing of sex should be criminalised, which would include the disabled.

"A recent report by the non-governmental organisation Coalition Against Trafficking in Women Australia recommends the adoption of the Nordic Model in Australia. Also known as the Swedish Model, this legislation would see the selling of sex decriminalised and the purchasing of sex criminalised"

Got it?

about 2 hours ago report

David Theodor Roth
Postgrad History Student
In reply to Rene Oldenburger
Your words: "Purchasing of sex should be criminalised. Check the criminal laws...". But in your comment to Jackie, you commend her approach to sex work. So are you agreeing with the feminists/Swedish Model or not? If you do agree, should disabled people be exempt?

about 1 hour ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to David Theodor Roth
It's the Swedish model and those who propose this should be implemented here in Australia, who advocate for purchasing of sex to be criminalised, not me

To highlight the absurdity of the Swedish model, I simply referred to the consequences of this when in Holland there are Government approved subsidised programs where disabled can use prostitutes or sex workers for a basic human need.

And to totally highlight the absurdity of the Swedish model and those who advocate for it, who are they to say what people can and can't do, has nothing to do with them.

So it has been rather obvious from the beginning that I don't agree with it and it also imposes on the Human Rights of the disabled, after all they become criminals under the Swedish model

And yes there are disabled women who use male prostitutes and like men they have every right to do so

32 minutes ago report

David Theodor Roth
Postgrad History Student
In reply to Rene Oldenburger
You might be surprised to learn, Rene, now that you've taken the trouble to explain your views clearly, that I agree with you (mostly). I am against all forms of trafficking, exploitation and violence, but I do not believe that the Swedish model will be effective against that. It's also true that we should balance the right to agency of sex workers (and their clients) against the risks of exploitation. I don't think that the Swedish model will do that in this country. I am aware of research that contests the Swedish model.

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Dale Bloom
Analyst
Comment deleted?

Don’t know why. Nothing abusive, no name calling etc that is so often done by other posters.

The normal line is that women sex workers are being oppressed by men paying for sex.

But the author suggests different.

I suggest different also.

about 16 hours ago report

Jackie Parker
logged in via Facebook
“The basis of the Swedish law is that prostitution is a violation of women’s bodily integrity so the way it’s conceptualised in Sweden is that it is an extreme form of male violence, and that it results in gender inequality for all women, not just women who sell sex and it really relies on the claim that no prostituion can ever be said to be voluntary.
“It positions prostitutes as victims and clients as rapists,”

Hi, myself and all my sex worker friends are not victims.
This is my first problem with the Swedish Model.
It says to me that it doesnt matter what i say or do or feel.. if i am happy, successful and proud of my job/career, it doesnt matter because apparently i cant see that i am a victim.

The sex industry gave me strength and confidence that i dont believe i could have found in another life path. This was my path, my destiny.

about 2 hours ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to Jackie Parker
Good for you and your colleagues

about 1 hour ago report

Meagan Tyler
Lecturer in Sociology at Victoria University
Thanks for the article, but it such a great shame it doesn't actually engage with any of the content or research in the CATWA report.

The idea that all people involved in sex work are suffering from false consciousness is absolutely not what the Nordic Model implies nor does it suggest that people in prostitution are "colluding with their oppressor". Indeed the Model need not even be seen as denying claims by some that they choose and enjoy work in prostitution, but rather that these claims do not outweigh the harm experienced by many others.

http://feministcurrent.com/8347/10-myths-about-prostitution-trafficking-and-the-nordic-model/

about 2 hours ago report

Rene Oldenburger
Haven't got one
In reply to Meagan Tyler
This is what CATWA stands for:

Our aim is to promote awareness that prostitution is sexual violence against women and bring an end to the sex industry. We are pro-women and support women's struggle for dignity and survival whether they are in or outside the sex industry and we aim to decriminalise the victims of prostitution.

CATWA promotes a recognition that all forms of trafficking and sexual exploitation are an abuse of universal human rights and constitute severe discrimination.

CATWA…

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Jackie Parker
logged in via Facebook
In reply to Meagan Tyler
In regards to the Australian sex industry. i am 1000% sure that the number of happy healthy sex workers outweighs the number of sex trafficking victims and victims within our industry.

The number of sex trafficking victims in Australia is very low. I believe that this is because the sex workers and clients are very quick to report activity like this. As a sex worker i DO NOT ever want another person to be forced to do this job! I would hate for any woman or man to be forced to do ANY job…

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Jackie Parker
logged in via Facebook
oops i think there was a glitch in the Matrix lol

My clients are pretty cool people.

People assume that sex workers will see anyone that comes there way flashing money, this is not true. If you are a jerk i have every right to turn you away. I choose who i see just as much as they choose me.

With the Swedish Model, my nice awesome clients become criminals. They wont be able to book me as often (or at all) due to the fear of being caught and arrested. So then what i must do to pay my rent…

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caroline norma
lecturer, RMIT University
The comment that radical feminists want to 'rescue' prostituted people is a strange one considering the Nordic Model removes any legal sanction on them--they become free to do as they wish. The Model establishes comprehensive and specially tailored services and facilities for people to leave the sex industry if they wish. It forces government to allocate budgetary resources to these exit programs, which include trauma counselling, drug and alcohol rehab, housing and job skills courses. Writing off these important social services as 'rescue' is unfortunate, given the same dismissal could be made of social programs for any group in society.

about 1 hour ago report

Jackie Parker
logged in via Facebook
In reply to caroline norma
I am not a "Prostituted person"... I am a sex worker.
Cheers

Boney
12-12-2013, 03:39 PM
Abortion is another area that may become re-criminalised, the thin edge of the wedge is Zoe's Law which has gone through the lower house and is now in the culpable hands of Fred Nile to get through the upper house. This law gives human rights to the foetus at the moment excluding what doctors may do to the foetus, however it is would only be a matter of time before the Right to Life lobby challenges this with the argument that abortion is murder and why should doctors and health workers be exempt.

Wayne
12-12-2013, 04:46 PM
Abortion is another area that may become re-criminalised, the thin edge of the wedge is Zoe's Law which has gone through the lower house and is now in the culpable hands of Fred Nile to get through the upper house. This law gives human rights to the foetus at the moment excluding what doctors may do to the foetus, however it is would only be a matter of time before the Right to Life lobby challenges this with the argument that abortion is murder and why should doctors and health workers be exempt.

yeah, Zoe's Law is one of those nasty little issues that is destined to become a major point of division in our community. Typical of the naysayers (Tories) who have no imagination and can't tolerate a society which they find scary. WIth a principle-less PM, who came to power through deceit, and a spineless Premier, I expect this issue of re-criminalising the sex industry to rear its ugly head. It is all just too convenient because it provides a story that divides people. And that is exactly what these tossers want because it diverts attention from their agenda. Faced with plunging polls, does anyone seriously think Abbott wouldn't jump on a Nile-led bandwagon to outlaw the use of sex services? All those north shore brothels that have been the source of Fairfax Media stories recently: whose electorates are they in?

HappyQwerty
12-12-2013, 04:50 PM
The storm clouds are gathering folks, at the end of the day we all get we deserve, for better or worse.
Bitching, whining, pissing and moaning weren't change what's heading this way.

Wayne
12-12-2013, 05:57 PM
The storm clouds are gathering folks, at the end of the day we all get we deserve, for better or worse.
Bitching, whining, pissing and moaning weren't change what's heading this way.

Yeah, you're right. But sometimes, a good old whinge makes one feel better: Vogon-like.

All the same, this stuff should be discussed so at least we know what's happening.

Licker
12-12-2013, 09:10 PM
I am surprised I have not seen any discussion on this in this forums.

Well, this was discussed (very shortly) over a year ago, when I wrote my piece on the "positive" effects of the Swedish model.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?1734-Call-to-adopt-Sweden-s-prostitution-laws&p=30834&viewfull=1#post30834

The whole idea of of selling something being lawful and buying being unlawful fights against all reason.

Suppose we would decriminalize selling drugs and criminalize buying them? How does that sound?

Don't get me wrong, I am totally against sex slavery and human trafficking, but those are different offences than buying sex and can be investigated and prosecuted without making prostitution illegal.
And if you read my piece (above link) you may realize that making buying sex criminal does not actually help the real victims (in most cases there are no victims).
Criminalizing buying makes the business go underground and being run by organised crime.

Sextus
12-12-2013, 09:13 PM
Thanks Wayne, for posting this. We can rely on you to find meatier topics than the tits and ass usually discussed so enthusistically on the forum, including, largely, by me. :shout:

I'll first make a comment about phd student / university speak. It is always almost unreadable indigestable crap, ugly english at its worst. I assume this university specific language is passed on from tutor to student in a closed, self-perpetuating circle and is becoming worse with time with the resultant inbreeding. Hey! I never went to uni! Hooray! It might show.

Take just this one example. Reading it is like a stump jump plough for the eyes as they bump into and jump over all the florid word obstacles.


...stigmatising discourses emerge from multiple places and echoes can be heard in today’s debates and understandings. For the women who spoke to me, it was the discourses emanating from radical feminism that were pertinent to them and they spoke of many ways that they worked on their relationships to these understandings.

Translation: How the women felt about being stigmatised by feminists. 50 words versus 8 words.

And not how they "felt" about it (one word) but "their relationships to these understandings" which is a polysyllabic, obscure mess!

Fuck off! God, university speak is hard to read, and I don't.

Getting away from disssecting the rubbish English, this comment stood out:


Sex workers who speak out against this stigmatising of their work are branded as suffering from false consciousness.

What a condescending, pompous, belittling, fascist attitude! Translation: "If you don't agree with me, it isn't because I might be wrong, it is because you are 'suffering from false consciousness.' "

Ha! What an argument killer! It is equivalent to someone asking "Why?" and getting the answer "Because God says so."

That is an automatic dsqualification from an argument.

Licker
12-12-2013, 09:39 PM
Might I add, that I am not totally against Swedish models.

I could be very supportive of a Swedish model like the one below :)

5022

wilisno
12-12-2013, 09:57 PM
Might I add, that I am not totally against Swedish models.

I could be very supportive of a Swedish model like the one below :)

5022
I'm with you on this brother !

Licker
12-12-2013, 10:30 PM
I'm with you on this brother !

I knew you might be :)

Now we just need two of them to support (in Cowgirl) :cool2:

harmony
12-12-2013, 10:51 PM
Thanks for bringing up this discussion

Recriminalising the sex industry would be a recipe for disaster

Health professionals would acknowledge that registered brothels maintain some standards with their ladies, and are accountable for wages, working conditions and working lady practices including the banning of no condom sex

One only has to look back less than 10 years to remember the illegal sex workers that were literally standing by the side of the street including on Old Canterbury Road in SouthWest Sydney
For the local council, and indirectly the NSW Government, sex workers waiting by the side of a very busy road, was a social and a health and a public relations disaster
I seem to remember reports of men insisting women practice unprotected sex in quiet lanes by the side of these busy roads, and then that woman was continuing to work all night sharing disease widely

There is no way councils or the NSW government will let that disaster happen again

The sex industry is either legalised, or we can let the underworld including gangs, run the show
Then you will see unprotected sex, HIV/hepatitis B/hepatitis C/gonorrhoea/syphilis/chlamydia rates all become totally unmanageable
You will also see a lot more potential for women to be underpaid and exploited, all without anyone taking responsibility

CunningLinguist
12-12-2013, 11:39 PM
If this ever comes to a vote by pollies it will be interesting to see who votes for it and who doesn't ...
Does anyone seriously think the oldest profession can be stopped ...

Sextus
13-12-2013, 12:44 AM
I thought the Swedes / Scandanavians were free thinking peoples, famous for their casual nudity public and private, into nude volleyball and the like, and disporting themselves in the sun. Yet here we have a criminal offence for a bloke having sex by mutual consent?

An unbelievable assault on civil freedom.

harmony
13-12-2013, 01:05 AM
Talking about the Swedes...

I remember a female friend of mine tell me that as at University she had an elective term of three months in Sweden in the early 2000s

In the first few days, she was invited next door to meet the neighbours

She was just a little surprised to be told all the neighbours were in the sauna, at the back of the home

She went out the back, and found all the neighbours and her host family waiting in the sauna, all innocently in varying states of undress, with all the men without shirts on, and towels down below

What a welcome

I cant remember what she said the female neighbours were wearing

Im sure the whole event was innocent to the Swedes, but very awkward for my female Australian friend

I cant help but think for many other reasons also, that Australians are a very prudish race

Some other countries with reality show Big Brother had couples making love openly at various times during the series
(its not such a big deal for other peoples around the world, but it often is here in Australia)

Just my observation

Licker
13-12-2013, 07:01 AM
I thought the Swedes / Scandanavians were free thinking peoples, famous for their casual nudity public and private, into nude volleyball and the like, and disporting themselves in the sun. Yet here we have a criminal offence for a bloke having sex by mutual consent?

An unbelievable assault on civil freedom.

The legislation was pushed through by a feminist PM of the social democratic party in power at the time. How she managed to do it, I will never understand.

Wayne
13-12-2013, 10:27 AM
The whole idea of of selling something being lawful and buying being unlawful fights against all reason.

Exactly, and thanks for your earlier piece. It sums it up well.

One suggestion, semi seriously, is getting a MLC or senate candidate for punters. If the shooters and other assorted loonies can get somebody up, so could punters. Senator Licker, or Cunnilingus, has a good ring about it.

CunningLinguist
13-12-2013, 10:38 AM
Exactly, and thanks for your earlier piece. It sums it up well.

One suggestion, semi seriously, is getting a MLC or senate candidate for punters. If the shooters and other assorted loonies can get somebody up, so could punters. Senator Licker, or Cunnilingus, has a good ring about it.

If all you guys promise to vote for me I will run for the Senate :)

wilisno
13-12-2013, 12:18 PM
If all you guys promise to vote for me I will run for the Senate :)
Sounds good ! After one full term, you get permanent punting pension ! ;) ;) ;)

Go for it, you only need 500 votes !

Wayne
13-12-2013, 12:20 PM
I'll first make a comment about phd student / university speak. It is always almost unreadable indigestable crap, ugly english at its worst. I assume this university specific language is passed on from tutor to student in a closed, self-perpetuating circle and is becoming worse with time with the resultant inbreeding. Hey! I never went to uni! Hooray! It might show.

Take just this one example. Reading it is like a stump jump plough for the eyes as they bump into and jump over all the florid word obstacles.



Translation: How the women felt about being stigmatised by feminists. 50 words versus 8 words.

And not how they "felt" about it (one word) but "their relationships to these understandings" which is a polysyllabic, obscure mess!

Fuck off! God, university speak is hard to read, and I don't.

Getting away from disssecting the rubbish English, this comment stood out:



What a condescending, pompous, belittling, fascist attitude! Translation: "If you don't agree with me, it isn't because I might be wrong, it is because you are 'suffering from false consciousness.' "

Ha! What an argument killer! It is equivalent to someone asking "Why?" and getting the answer "Because God says so."

That is an automatic dsqualification from an argument.

and academics wonder why they have lost their authority - I was at a local precinct meeting recently about the new light rail from the CBD to the South East. The panel of engineers and experts could not get a word in as they were interrupted in their presentations and peppered with idiotic questions. Made me think "why are people who have spent years studying and working in a field given so little respect?" Rather like climate scientists. Nobody listens to them. Because, I reckon, there is such a huge gap between the language of academia and common language. Both sides are equally culpable, both as contemptuous of the other. This sheila, as you point out, is a particularly good example of absurd language use instead of communicating a simple idea.

Anyway, sorry CunningLinguist for my typo. I thought the idea of Senator CunningLinguist would appeal. Or Senator Sextus, Wilisno, you will need to change your name before I voted for you.

Sextus
13-12-2013, 02:33 PM
I thought the idea of Senator CunningLinguist would appeal. Or Senator Sextus

Ha, I bet there has already been one of those, but never a Senator Cunninglinguist!

Yes, wilsino, the glorious indexed lifetime pension of $150k or so after five years in Canberra. Former Senator Chee "retired" at 29 and is still drawing it after what? 12 years later. What a bludge.

CunningLinguist
13-12-2013, 05:00 PM
I thought the idea of Senator CunningLinguist would appeal. Or Senator Sextus

Hmm, maybe we should team up ... no not for a gangbang :)

Licker
13-12-2013, 05:08 PM
Hmm, maybe we should team up ... no not for a gangbang :)

Or we could all three run for office.
Then we could attack the issues concerning punters from left, right and center.
(or was it top, front and bottom?)

We would naturally need three assistants, and for the purpose of gender equality they should be female.

harmony
13-12-2013, 07:22 PM
The mind boggles about what you three could do in life if you banded together ..........
Some examples include being elected to government and establishing the Ministry of Punting
Also setting up a travel club, with short trips covering China and SE Asia
Also setting up a Sydney Bus Tour Club, where AUS99 members pay you to tour them around the best punting places in Sydney - with regular stop offs
Set up a Sydney Mobile Health Van, to check on the morale of Sydney working girls

So much you can do to improve the world

CunningLinguist
13-12-2013, 09:35 PM
The mind boggles about what you three could do in life if you banded together ..........
Some examples include being elected to government and establishing the Ministry of Punting
Also setting up a travel club, with short trips covering China and SE Asia
Also setting up a Sydney Bus Tour Club, where AUS99 members pay you to tour them around the best punting places in Sydney - with regular stop offs
Set up a Sydney Mobile Health Van, to check on the morale of Sydney working girls

So much you can do to improve the world

I think we have just found our office manager, some good suggestions there :)

harmony
13-12-2013, 09:37 PM
haha Cunning
Would be an honour, thank you for considering such a young pup
My preference of the above options is Chief Travel Secretary with you guys choosing the countries and parlours
Although Tour photographer would also be a great position, what happens on tour stays on tour

CunningLinguist
13-12-2013, 09:38 PM
Or we could all three run for office.
Then we could attack the issues concerning punters from left, right and center.
(or was it top, front and bottom?)

We would naturally need three assistants, and for the purpose of gender equality they should be female.

We could rival the power of Palmer!
What shall we call the party ?
Punters party sounds a bit bland, maybe PUSI - Punters United Salacious Intent
No prizes for guessing how to pronounce it :)

harmony
13-12-2013, 09:43 PM
Great idea again
Palmer party needs some competition
PUSI party sounds great, and would be my choice

We would need an inaugural PUSI party convention, with PUSI delegates, and PUSI speakers discussing our intended platform
Venue needs to be somewhere dignified and serious, as we have sincerely serious matters to attend to

I suggest Centrepoint Tower, but there needs to be four bedrooms installed, for our 3 senior members and the Travel Secretary

CunningLinguist
13-12-2013, 09:52 PM
Great idea again
Palmer party needs some competition
PUSI party sounds great, and would be my choice

We would need an inaugural PUSI party convention, with PUSI delegates, and PUSI speakers discussing our intended platform
Venue needs to be somewhere dignified and serious, as we have sincerely serious matters to attend to

I suggest Centrepoint Tower, but there needs to be four bedrooms installed, for our 3 senior members and the Travel Secretary

What should our slogan be ?
For a happy ending ... vote one PUSI!

harmony
13-12-2013, 09:54 PM
For a higher Australian dollar so travel is way cheaper - vote one PUSI

Licker
13-12-2013, 11:18 PM
Fellow co-founders of the newest, the most liberal and the most open-minded political party in Australian history.

Might I suggest the following acronym for the party; AUSLICK - which naturally stands for the party of the Australian Unilateral Sexual Liberation In Carnal Knowledge.

A party for the people who acknowledge the following five facts and goals:
- What goes up must come down
- The more we get together, the more we gain
- That wasn't too good, so let's try again - and this time with a little passion
- Everyone deserves some piece of arse (some may settle for peace of mind)
- Life, when having sex, is unbe-fucking-lievably good. What more do you want?

harmony
13-12-2013, 11:21 PM
As founding Secretary, can I suggest we start a new thread to discuss this new party?