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Steven Seagal
09-11-2013, 09:07 PM
G’day Folks,

This is a review of Jenny.

Let me begin by saying that the sex industry, more than any other, tends to stretch the trust or downright does false advertising.

Below I have listed claims that are made in adult advertising followed by their true meaning.

Japanese = Mainland Chinese
Vietnamese-= Mainland Chinese
Singaporean = Mainland Chinese
Filipina = Mainland Chinese
Thai = Mainland Chinese
Lao = Mainland Chinese
Malaysian = Mainland Chinese.
Oriental = Mainland Chinese.
Exotic = Mainland Chinese
Asian = Mainland Chinese

Has curves = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Larger lady = fat
Well endowed = fat

Mature = granny
Experienced = granny
Knows how to please a man = granny
New to the industry = granny
Student = granny

Not a clock watcher = time waster.
Love what I do = hate what I do
GFE = get fucked experience.

Dfk = in your dreams mate.
Private situation = brothel.
Discrete = watch yourself fucking on Facebook tonight.
Full service = massage

tranny = a bloke wearing a wig.
ladyboy = a bloke wearing a wig.
transexual = a bloke wearing a wig.
transgender = a bloke wearing a wig.
post op tranny = a bloke not wearing a cock.

I think you get the general idea. And how does this relate to Jenny? Well, in the Daily Telegraph advert for Desires Jenny is listed as 25 and slim. She is slim, but she is in her later 30’s. They literally shaved a decade off her age. In her instance it wasn’t a shave but more of a decapitation of the truth!

Anyway, I hadn’t seen Jenny before and chose her. She is short, slim, B- cup with a trimmed pussy and an attractive, without being really pretty, face.

I was in room 4 and it had no shower in the room so I had to go next door to clean up. The towel Jenny gave me smelled like it had been used as cigarette paper to roll smokes with.

When I got out of the shower I stubbed my toe. That may sound minor, but ladies and gentlemen I REALLY stubbed my left big toe and it was throbbing. During the hour I became fixated on it. She’s giving a pretty good bbj and I’m thinking “ I’m going to lose the nail on that toe!” She’s passionately licking my chest and sucking on my nipples and I’m thinking “I bet that toe keeps me up all night!” I am screwing her in mish and in my brain is the thought ‘That toe used to be part of a matched set!” I couldn’t get that toe out of my mind. While I was doing her in doggie, racing through my mind was “I think that toe is busted!”

I’ve had trouble with this joint before. Once I fell down the stairs and the ladies thought I had broken every bone in my body. It was in those days when I’d get on the terps and if I hadn’t been loaded I probably would have opened everything that was closed and closed everything that was open in my body.

Jenny offers a PSE service. She likes dirty talk, getting her arse slapped in doggies and keeps saying “Tell me how much you want to fuck me.” And while she is saying all this I am thinking “Stop moving so much it’s hurting my toe!”

Jenny does the whole PSE bit. She spits on the cock and then yanks and sucks on it. She talks dirty AND she gets this look on her face that I’ve only seen once before. That look was on a girl named Mina at 501 and that look said “I’m in this sexy trance and I am going to let loose”. The look was really exciting, but I am thinking “Please don’t let loose. I’ve got toe trouble!”

In the end I came in her mouth and she sucked until I was completely drained.

See her again? Yes, but I am not really a PSE guy, I am a GFE guy when my toe is ok.

Now for a bit of housekeeping. I reviews I mentioned the following:

Jasmine: She is no longer at Bellevue. She stayed one day and had one client . . .met.

Tina who used to be there and advertised in the paper has left.

LaLa who I thought had been fired is still there. Folks this is one to avoid. I saw her twice and she gets progressively worse and was shithouse the first time. If you go to LaLaland you’ll find it is a rotten neighbourhood to park your cock in. Steer clear of this one. Kissing her would be like kissing Tony Abbott. (No I have not kissed that cunt Abbott. His ears are too big!)

Oh, one other thing. I hadn’t noticed, but Jenny kept the door open when we showered at the end some dude who looked like he just arrive after painting a fence was staring and I told him to take his ugly self and give himself a blowjob. He immediately left and I assume took my advice.

Well that as they say is that.

I am little toey at the moment, but I think you understand.

I shall return.

Until that time friends . . .until that time.

Steven

Travelmate
09-11-2013, 09:18 PM
I love you steven.

Japanese = Mainland Chinese
Vietnamese-= Mainland Chinese
Singaporean = Mainland Chinese
Filipina = Mainland Chinese
Thai = Mainland Chinese
Lao = Mainland Chinese
Malaysian = Mainland Chinese.
Oriental = Mainland Chinese.
Exotic = Mainland Chinese
Asian = Mainland Chinese

This is damn right

wilisno
09-11-2013, 09:41 PM
Hahahahaha ! Excellent report again !

I totally got the message about that Tony Abbott part ! And good luck to your toe ! :miao:

Eureka
10-11-2013, 08:00 AM
Very funny report haha
Can't think of too many reasons to rush there !!

cmk76
10-11-2013, 09:12 AM
xxx xxx xxx

Gucci2012
10-11-2013, 09:22 AM
This AR was more fluid than your normal AR's usually I can't keep up with the various themes that are a play when
you write....none the less a very entertaining read while I try to sober up after a boozy night out.

AHLUNGOR
10-11-2013, 10:24 AM
I love you steven.

Japanese = Mainland Chinese
Vietnamese-= Mainland Chinese
Singaporean = Mainland Chinese
Filipina = Mainland Chinese
Thai = Mainland Chinese
Lao = Mainland Chinese
Malaysian = Mainland Chinese.
Oriental = Mainland Chinese.
Exotic = Mainland Chinese
Asian = Mainland Chinese

This is damn right

That's an interesting list but I can't agree with most of them:

Singaporean is usually mostly Malaysian Chinese la!

And I have never cum across any MLC who pretends to be Thai or Filipina !

One region he did miss though, is

Hong Kong = MLC

For all the times I have spent in punting in Sydney there are only a few genuine HK girls:

Maggie, Tiffany, Elly , Dolphin to name a few !

A lot more in the old days at Zanadu and Chequers though

Cheers

Choc-O-Block
10-11-2013, 10:36 AM
More importantly how's the big toe holding up big fella?

Oneonone
10-11-2013, 10:40 AM
I think the point he is making is that at the low cost shops (commonly known as the $150 shops) Nearly all the girls are Chinese, mostly from Hong Kong, and mainland China, so the shops pass them off as from other parts of Asia.

As for their age we'll most of us are familiar with the formula we use on here to get closer to the mark if you are one that the age really matters.

Oneonone
10-11-2013, 10:43 AM
For all the times I have spent in punting in Sydney there are only a few genuine HK girls:

There are lots of them but they often pass themselves off as from the Mainland

heatseeker
10-11-2013, 10:51 AM
Oneonone, sorry if I don't have the equation to hand
What is the correct equation to establish true age from advertised age? ; )
True age = advertised age + 7 ?

Oneonone
10-11-2013, 11:25 AM
Advertised plus 10

Eureka
10-11-2013, 11:46 AM
RA = ((AA - 18) x 2) + 2 + 18

RA = Real Age
AA = Advertised Age

So by my theory
If advertised as:
18 she is 20
19 is 22
20 is 24
21 is 26
22 is 28
23 is 30
24 is 32
25 is 34
26 is 36
27 is 38
28 is 40
29 is 42
30 is 42
:-)