Steven Seagal
08-11-2013, 08:47 PM
Desires
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Howdy again Folks.
This review covers Shirley, Jennifer and Mimi.
But let me begin by telling you that everything shithouse happens to me.
On my was to my punt with Shirley I was sitting on the train and this guy wearing a pseudo and super cheap Nike tracksuit flops net to me. He a dude who wears his fake NY Yankees cap backwards and it doesn’t even have a sticker on it. Further he’s got a couple of teeth missing and sounds like he’s whistling My Yiddishe Mama while he talks. (He reeked stale cigarette smoke and had a can of VB in his filthy mitt.) In hindsight this character is a combination of Elmer Fudd and Don King.
My own Mama taught me not to talk to strangers, but this heathen wouldn’t let me honour Mama’s strict policy.
Anyway the following conversation ensues. (We’ll call him Fudd to personalise this cunt.)
Fudd; I’m going to be in a movie.
Seagal : (Silence)
Fudd; They’re going to pay me 2000 bucks a day.
Seagal; Oh, are the remaking Deliverance?
Fudd: What’s that?
Seagal: A movie with a part that’s perfect for you.
Fudd: Really?.
Seagal: Yeah, You would play a character called The Banjo Boy and he’s got extra . . .
Fudd: Good looks?
Seagal: Extra chromosome.
Fudd: What the fuck you talking about?
Seagal: See! You’re perfect for the role.
When I got off the train Fudd was using language that was so filthy I am ashamed to think of it myself. I think some of it made assumptions about the marital status of my parents when I was born.
Anyway, there I was in Bellevue in the room with Shirley. I have reviewed her before and let me say she’s a bit of a bbw, mid 20’s with a cute face. In my first review I said she was pretty good, but this time she was a shocker. I must have caught her on a bad fuck day because everything she did was preceded and ‘post-ceded’ with a loud sigh that said “Do you really think I am going to do anything for the chicken-shit money I am being paid here?” And folks I got chicken-shit and not even chicken salad service.
I got over the line, but should have contacted the Guinness Book of Records people and be entered in the category as ‘Most sexless and mediocre orgasm ever experienced’. I won’t be seeing The Tubster Shirley again.
This brings us to Jennifer and then Mimi. I have reviewed Jennifer before. She is Lao-Tai, blondish hair that suits her, fake B cup boobs and a use of English that is so sex industry smooth I would not be surprised if she had been one of the ladies who followed General Hooker’s solders during the American Civil War. She pushing her 40’s like there’s no tomorrow, but she is service oriented. I had her for an hour and decided half way through I’d like a double.
Well, the second half of the double was Mimi. Mimi usually only works reception, but all the other girls were busy so she joined the fray.
Mimi said she was 28 and that looked about right. She had a cute face, size A cups, but nice nipples, trimmed pussy and with little intro got stuck into some serious dfk while Jennifer was giving a bbj that was worthy of at least a silver medal at the Fuckall Olympics.
I was so taken with her that I extended with her and enjoyed an average bbj, but she was so cute and we clicked it was a real pleasure. I hope to see her again.
By the way that Shirley punt was a dud coming and going. I was in a foul mood so when a panhandler hit onto me for ‘spare change the following interaction occurred.
Panhandler” Hey grandpa give me some spare change.
Seagal: Hey arsehole, go fuck your stupid self.
Panhandler: What did you say?
Seagal: I said I’ m going to give you a book called How to Be a Dickhead in 12 Easy Lessons.
Well, that as they say, is that.
Hope to see you again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Howdy again Folks.
This review covers Shirley, Jennifer and Mimi.
But let me begin by telling you that everything shithouse happens to me.
On my was to my punt with Shirley I was sitting on the train and this guy wearing a pseudo and super cheap Nike tracksuit flops net to me. He a dude who wears his fake NY Yankees cap backwards and it doesn’t even have a sticker on it. Further he’s got a couple of teeth missing and sounds like he’s whistling My Yiddishe Mama while he talks. (He reeked stale cigarette smoke and had a can of VB in his filthy mitt.) In hindsight this character is a combination of Elmer Fudd and Don King.
My own Mama taught me not to talk to strangers, but this heathen wouldn’t let me honour Mama’s strict policy.
Anyway the following conversation ensues. (We’ll call him Fudd to personalise this cunt.)
Fudd; I’m going to be in a movie.
Seagal : (Silence)
Fudd; They’re going to pay me 2000 bucks a day.
Seagal; Oh, are the remaking Deliverance?
Fudd: What’s that?
Seagal: A movie with a part that’s perfect for you.
Fudd: Really?.
Seagal: Yeah, You would play a character called The Banjo Boy and he’s got extra . . .
Fudd: Good looks?
Seagal: Extra chromosome.
Fudd: What the fuck you talking about?
Seagal: See! You’re perfect for the role.
When I got off the train Fudd was using language that was so filthy I am ashamed to think of it myself. I think some of it made assumptions about the marital status of my parents when I was born.
Anyway, there I was in Bellevue in the room with Shirley. I have reviewed her before and let me say she’s a bit of a bbw, mid 20’s with a cute face. In my first review I said she was pretty good, but this time she was a shocker. I must have caught her on a bad fuck day because everything she did was preceded and ‘post-ceded’ with a loud sigh that said “Do you really think I am going to do anything for the chicken-shit money I am being paid here?” And folks I got chicken-shit and not even chicken salad service.
I got over the line, but should have contacted the Guinness Book of Records people and be entered in the category as ‘Most sexless and mediocre orgasm ever experienced’. I won’t be seeing The Tubster Shirley again.
This brings us to Jennifer and then Mimi. I have reviewed Jennifer before. She is Lao-Tai, blondish hair that suits her, fake B cup boobs and a use of English that is so sex industry smooth I would not be surprised if she had been one of the ladies who followed General Hooker’s solders during the American Civil War. She pushing her 40’s like there’s no tomorrow, but she is service oriented. I had her for an hour and decided half way through I’d like a double.
Well, the second half of the double was Mimi. Mimi usually only works reception, but all the other girls were busy so she joined the fray.
Mimi said she was 28 and that looked about right. She had a cute face, size A cups, but nice nipples, trimmed pussy and with little intro got stuck into some serious dfk while Jennifer was giving a bbj that was worthy of at least a silver medal at the Fuckall Olympics.
I was so taken with her that I extended with her and enjoyed an average bbj, but she was so cute and we clicked it was a real pleasure. I hope to see her again.
By the way that Shirley punt was a dud coming and going. I was in a foul mood so when a panhandler hit onto me for ‘spare change the following interaction occurred.
Panhandler” Hey grandpa give me some spare change.
Seagal: Hey arsehole, go fuck your stupid self.
Panhandler: What did you say?
Seagal: I said I’ m going to give you a book called How to Be a Dickhead in 12 Easy Lessons.
Well, that as they say, is that.
Hope to see you again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven