The Rules of Engagement & Disengagement for Advertisers

[jellyshots]

In order to prevent getting banned, here are some basic rules of engagement for advertisers.

1. Don't write fake AR's. You will get found out and make a fool of yourself on the forum.
2. Don't attack regular punters. Regular punters are an important part of any shop. Just like regulars at a restaurant, if you piss off your customers, your business goes downhill very quickly.
3. Write accurate descriptions of the girls. You may fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time. All it takes is a few "take one for the team" AR's and your reputation is shot.
4. Don't attack other advertisers. Your money's not that important. Well, not as important as the other 6 shops money combined.
5. Don't attack the admins or forum. Really? In this day and age, how stupid can some people be? Admins have the final last word.
6. If you take bookings, have a decent booking system. Have some clear cut rules for what happens if a punter or girl is late for their booking and extensions. And by all means, if you take bookings, keep them!
7. Post nice photos of the girls. Punters are blokes. We're visual. And don't do fake pictures. Like point 1, we'll find out.
8. Make sure the shop is tidy. If you show you don't care about the general shop cleanliness, how likely are you to honour bookings and ensure all of the girls provide quality services.
9. Treat the girls well. The girls aren't commodities, they're individuals and deserve respect.
10. Do listen to what your customers want. Like any business, feedback is important and you will be judged on how you respond to suggestions.

[AHLUNGOR]

In order to prevent getting banned, here are some basic rules of engagement for advertisers.

1. Don't write fake AR's. You will get found out and make a fool of yourself on the forum.
2. Don't attack regular punters. Regular punters are an important part of any shop. Just like regulars at a restaurant, if you piss off your customers, your business goes downhill very quickly.
3. Write accurate descriptions of the girls. You may fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time. All it takes is a few "take one for the team" AR's and your reputation is shot.
4. Don't attack other advertisers. Your money's not that important. Well, not as important as the other 6 shops money combined.
5. Don't attack the admins or forum. Really? In this day and age, how stupid can some people be? Admins have the final last word.
6. If you take bookings, have a decent booking system. Have some clear cut rules for what happens if a punter or girl is late for their booking and extensions. And by all means, if you take bookings, keep them!
7. Post nice photos of the girls. Punters are blokes. We're visual. And don't do fake pictures. Like point 1, we'll find out.
8. Make sure the shop is tidy. If you show you don't care about the general shop cleanliness, how likely are you to honour bookings and ensure all of the girls provide quality services.
9. Treat the girls well. The girls aren't commodities, they're individuals and deserve respect.
10. Do listen to what your customers want. Like any business, feedback is important and you will be judged on how you respond to suggestions.

Very good points brother.

This can be massage business administration 101 !

And your top student is Alice and she is an A+

Followed closely by Vicky and Foxy both A-

Coco and Candy are still doing their assignments and will take their exams shortly, ranking forecast probably a B+........haha

Cheers

[lockhart]

There are other very good Shop Owners in the market on top of those named.

[vvillie]

all valid points, especially the booking system. when i am 5 minutes late for a booking they give away my session, however when i book hours in advance i have had to wait up to 30mins to see my favorite girl. pisses me off immensely and ruins my evening.

[jellyshots]

Very good points brother.

This can be massage business administration 101 !

And your top student is Alice and she is an A+

Followed closely by Vicky and Foxy both A-

Coco and Candy are still doing their assignments and will take their exams shortly, ranking forecast probably a B+........haha

Cheers

I'd only know about Foxy. :cool2: I remember my last conversation with her and she asked what she could do to increase business. My first response was photos of the girls. You can try to describe all you want but a tasteful picture speaks volumes. Every guy has different tastes. Each girl is a veritable visual feast depending on the customer.

Incidently brother Ahlungor. I didn't think I'd ever go this way but I'm hanging out with a hot little D-cup size 8 girl at the moment. I'm usually hanging with the tall B-cuppers. Your enthusiasm for bit tits is rubbing off on me - hahaha, literally!

[AHLUNGOR]

I'd only know about Foxy. :cool2: I remember my last conversation with her and she asked what she could do to increase business. My first response was photos of the girls. You can try to describe all you want but a tasteful picture speaks volumes. Every guy has different tastes. Each girl is a veritable visual feast depending on the customer.

Incidently brother Ahlungor. I didn't think I'd ever go this way but I'm hanging out with a hot little D-cup size 8 girl at the moment. I'm usually hanging with the tall B-cuppers. Your enthusiasm for bit tits is rubbing off on me - hahaha, literally!

Perhaps you have been watching too much of my RnT thread and all the busty and bouncing photos in it !!

You see, I am just a very simple old man, cheat and greedy !

For the same money, if I have a choice between a smallish A or B cupped vs. a more busty D or E cups. No prize guessing which pair I will pick, lot more fun with the bigger tits girls you know, especially with MLs when no sex was involved......haha

Oh no, correction, there will be breasts sex ! Something only the bustier girls can do well ........lol

Cheers

[jellyshots]

Yes, I'm enjoying her rubbing her big firm fits in my face and Spanish. Haven't felt this hot for someone since the ex. Oh and Jessica at SF before all the major changes.

[Punter Poontang]

Love the OP Jelly, it's all such common sense stuff, but a surprising number of shops don't do the little things right.

That said, I haven't chimed into the booking thread yet, but some shops are notorious for their poor handling of bookings yet remain incredibly busy and successful ..... I guess that's just confirmation that despite our preferences as punters, shops will still have their own differing business models, and that different punters have different breaking points in terms of what they'll put up with to achieve the most important thing ..... a great session with a girl who delivers.

[Licker]

Umm, when exactly has an advertiser has been banned from this forum?

Haven't you been following? Less than 24 hours ago.
Not a paying advertiser, but advertiser none-the-less, pretending to be a punter (or four).


And pt (6) of the list, do not attack the Admin of this forum - when did a shop owner ever attack the admin or even the forum that they advertise on??
I guess you mean point 5.
I guess attacking the paying advertisers of the forum, can be interpreted as attacking the forum (and admins as well). Yet again, the same dude with four accounts, promoting his shops with fake AR's and slandering other shops.
That's not good business, the only place it sees to have success is politics. But we all know that dirty game anyway.

[puntbook]

Haven't you been following? Less than 24 hours ago.
Not a paying advertiser, but advertiser none-the-less, pretending to be a punter (or four).


I guess you mean point 5.
I guess attacking the paying advertisers of the forum, can be interpreted as attacking the forum (and admins as well). Yet again, the same dude with four accounts, promoting his shops with fake AR's and slandering other shops.
That's not good business, the only place it sees to have success is politics. But we all know that dirty game anyway.

Yes you have a point, the punting industry is full of operators and owners that have the highest integrity and honesty, unlike people in politics.
I haven't been following this saga but maybe the banned advertiser can just come back as a paying advertiser, my guess is that he/she will be welcomed back with open arms.

Money talks.

[CunningLinguist]

Umm, when exactly has an advertiser has been banned from this forum?

And pt (6) of the list, do not attack the Admin of this forum - when did a shop owner ever attack the admin or even the forum that they advertise on??

Here is an excerpt from one of the cable guys posts (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?37924-The-dangerous-permissive-era-of-quot-deluded-narcissistic-pseudo-female-empowerment-quot&p=417373&viewfull=1#post417373):


cronies who apparently run the forum. Though, to call it a forum is stretching the definition of the word. Every man or punter with even a modicum of intelligence knows the utter futility and folly of making a punt based on an AR, or indeed of writing an AR with an expectation that someone will actually take a punt based upon what is said.


He has since been banned along with 2 more of his accounts (HRG and qualiysteven). In another thread he admitted to being part owner of the Sunshine massage shops.
He has one fake account left that we know of: Richard Le Rod.

[jellyshots]

Umm, when exactly has an advertiser has been banned from this forum?

And pt (6) of the list, do not attack the Admin of this forum - when did a shop owner ever attack the admin or even the forum that they advertise on??

One of the forum members had been writing fake AR's for Sunshine Massage under the names Richard Le Rood, The Cable Guy and qualityseven. He then got on the forum as HeinrichRommelGoring and started a few threads basically telling punters that WL's and ML's were commodities and that we should never pay over a certain amount to them.

Now I politely asked a few questions but he ended up getting pretty rude, pretty quickly. Here's a quick sample of something the Cable Guy wrote,

Though, to call it a forum is stretching the definition of the word.
Eventually, qualityseven revealed that he was an owner of one of the shops he was spruiking, 200/1 Katherine St, Chatswood...

You will have good time if you're good boy..I'm one of the owners. Don't listen to Cunniglinguist and Jellyshots, Poontang and a few others, they run the forum (they are all females & ladyboys) and they try to get customers to go to their preferred shops of at Ginza, 5 star, MOC, Bluemoon, TMC. So don't waste your money on heavily over-priced whores, they'll just rip you off.
The funny thing is that I'm not a regular at any of the shops mentioned above. In fact, I was an old customer of 200/1 and 116 Hampden Rd, Artarmon, another shop they were trying to promote. I'll never visit them again now...

[vvillie]

So much drama for a punting forum. It almost feels like I am back in high school. Haha

[Licker]

So much drama for a punting forum. It almost feels like I am back in high school. Haha

Is that a good feeling? :cool2:

This is what reality TV shows are made of. None of it seems real.

[Oneonone]

all valid points, especially the booking system. when i am 5 minutes late for a booking they give away my session, however when i book hours in advance i have had to wait up to 30mins to see my favorite girl. pisses me off immensely and ruins my evening.

If your running 5 minutes late then ring the shop and say your on your way held up be 5 minutes late and the shop will try and keep your booking in most cases.

Don't forget for every booking most shops have at least one no show per day and they don't get a phone call to let them know.

If there are customers waiting for a girl and the girl is sitting there waiting for someone that doesn't show that's not fair either we all need to honour a booking.

[the wizard]

So much drama for a punting forum. It almost feels like I am back in high school. Haha

i don't remember any drama in high school...the drama started when i left

[vvillie]

If your running 5 minutes late then ring the shop and say your on your way held up be 5 minutes late and the shop will try and keep your booking in most cases.

Don't forget for every booking most shops have at least one no show per day and they don't get a phone call to let them know.

If there are customers waiting for a girl and the girl is sitting there waiting for someone that doesn't show that's not fair either we all need to honour a booking.

Yeah, I know I was at fault and was just venting my frustration at the situation. On this particular day I was visiting a client near my favourite parlour and thought I would have ample time to make my booking. Unfortunately the client talked my ear off for over an hour, finally releasing me from my misery 5 minutes after my booking was scheduled to start.

I was young and as this was a rather big client for my company, I didn't really speak up and tell her I had a prior engagement. These days almost nothing can keep me away from my bookings haha

[Licker]

I was young and as this was a rather big client for my company, I didn't really speak up and tell her I had a prior engagement. These days almost nothing can keep me away from my bookings haha

Good for you. Keep your priorities straight. :cool2: