View Full Version : Masturbation contest in syd by syd 90 club
Syd90club
12-09-2013, 06:43 AM
Date :5th oct
location: Palm beach
10 people only ,free bbq,NO fee.
Never never happen before ....make life better
champion will get one hour free full service in camping with champion certificate. Vip discount all times.
24hrs enroll hot line :0412567940
3607
How does one judge a mastubation contest? What criteria will be used to determine the champion? Biggest release? Most innovative technique?
rooter
12-09-2013, 10:33 AM
The biggest wanker on the forum???
It will be a tightly contested battle that's for sure ;)
puntbook
12-09-2013, 10:38 AM
The biggest wanker on the forum???
Some names immediately come to mind - but I will refrain.
It will be a tightly contested battle that's for sure.
In my mind there is a clear winner in that contest, but like you I will refrain.
the wizard
12-09-2013, 10:48 AM
?
is Sextus behind this one
wilisno
12-09-2013, 12:57 PM
Maybe 3Clive is behind this, he suggested " Circle Jerk " before ... nothing gay ! ;) ;) ;)
Gucci2012
12-09-2013, 02:57 PM
I have 25yrs experience, does that get me in? There is no mention of gender so does that mean females and trannies can apply?
Syd90club
12-09-2013, 02:57 PM
First come will champion
Syd90club
12-09-2013, 02:58 PM
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AHLUNGOR
12-09-2013, 05:21 PM
First come will champion
The MLs from all RnT shops will love this fast hand champion !!
Easy money !!
rooter
12-09-2013, 06:05 PM
The MLs from all RnT shops will love this fast hand champion !!
Easy money !!
True! The ML girls must hate me. I make them work very hard for their money.
I give them RSI in both hands!
CunningLinguist
12-09-2013, 07:07 PM
How does one judge a mastubation contest? What criteria will be used to determine the champion? Biggest release? Most innovative technique?
I suppose there will be points for time taken or lack thereof, style, shot distance, and shot weight!
I'm way out of practice so no point me entering this competitiion ...
Syd90club
13-09-2013, 12:29 AM
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AHLUNGOR
13-09-2013, 10:00 AM
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What's that ??
Please explain ??
CunningLinguist
13-09-2013, 10:03 AM
What's that ??
Please explain ??
It's obviously a shameless thread bump, there are some on other threads from this poster as well ...
AHLUNGOR
13-09-2013, 10:26 AM
It's obviously a shameless thread bump, there are some on other threads from this poster as well ...
Yeah, like 4 times of xxxxxxxx xxx during the day on the roster thread.
I think Admin should show them what to do!
As a shop owner, they can delete their own old post, so if they want to bump things up, all they have to do is to copy the older post, delete it then paste the contents into a new post ! No repeats, looks fresh and on top of the page !
Just my two cents
Cheers
Filodude
13-09-2013, 11:17 AM
First come will champion
Does anyone really want to got to palm beach and have a wank off with 9 other guys and be crowned as the champion "fastest" masturbator in sydney? I don't see a lot of ladies lining up to have a shot at mr. 1 minute
Punter Poontang
13-09-2013, 11:37 AM
At least they're going to the most appropriate beach for it ......
HengDai
13-09-2013, 12:02 PM
At least they're going to the most appropriate beach for it ......
yep, I thought about that too :P Palmela Handerson will be there :)
yellow_fever
13-09-2013, 03:34 PM
haha... palm beach! I did wonder about "champion will get one hour free full service in camping". Do they mean in the camping/carpark area at palm beach? Right after winning the contest? 10 guys jerking off on palm beach, right around the rich kids... I could see the cops turning up haha
Does it count if I cum before I even get there?
Fisher
13-09-2013, 03:59 PM
haha... palm beach! I did wonder about "champion will get one hour free full service in camping". Do they mean in the camping/carpark area at palm beach? Right after winning the contest? 10 guys jerking off on palm beach, right around the rich kids... I could see the cops turning up haha
Does it count if I cum before I even get there?
It would be interesting if they were filming home and away that day and the "bat off" was caught in the background.
AHLUNGOR
13-09-2013, 04:26 PM
Date :5th oct
location: Palm beach
10 people only ,free bbq,NO fee.
Never never happen before ....make life better
champion will get one hour free full service in camping with champion certificate. Vip discount all times.
24hrs enroll hot line :0412567940
3607
Winner !!
Try to beat that shot !!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln16q2Q3sP1qj4oc8o1_500.jpg
yellow_fever
17-09-2013, 01:40 AM
Have we killed this or what? Put your hand up if you've enrolled!
ilovefs
17-09-2013, 08:47 AM
Why not make it more interesting and play Soggy Sao. That will ensure 9 of them cum REALLY quick! :)
rooter
17-09-2013, 09:15 AM
I am in intensive training mode for this competition.
I am shaving seconds off my quickest time every day.
My PB is now 11 mins 47 sec.
By Oct 5th I hope to get down to under 10 mins.
herecticx
17-09-2013, 01:21 PM
no point beating around the bush, so im going to shoot it out there..
WILL THIS BE A MUTUAL CIRCLE JERK
because i havent had one since grade 9 :shout:
who wants to be my partner :P
must have soft hands
Punter Poontang
06-10-2013, 05:37 PM
Bump.
So how did this get on (or, should that be, get off)?? :-P
Travelmate
06-10-2013, 05:54 PM
I am in intensive training mode for this competition.
I am shaving seconds off my quickest time every day.
My PB is now 11 mins 47 sec.
By Oct 5th I hope to get down to under 10 mins.
did you win?
rooter
06-10-2013, 06:07 PM
did you win?
Of course!
My reverse 2 ½ somersaults with 2 ½ twists, with a tuck and a pike totally creamed the opposition!
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