Hiding an erection

[CunningLinguist]

If you get an uncontrollable erection in public because say a pretty girl crosses your path, what do you do ?
I try to hide it as I don't want schoolkids pointing at me saying "look mummy that man has an erection!"

My usual hiding technique is to put my hand in my pocket and grab my cock and push it down so it is not so obvious ...
Anyone got some good tips to share ?

[porkswordsman]

I'm quite proud of my erections and never try to hide them. In fact, normally after making an an appointment with a brothel I always whip off my underpants and drive to the shop with my cock pushing hard against my outer shorts.

[Filodude]

If you get an uncontrollable erection in public because say a pretty girl crosses your path, what do you do ?
I try to hide it as I don't want schoolkids pointing at me saying "look mummy that man has an erection!"

My usual hiding technique is to put my hand in my pocket and grab my cock and push it down so it is not so obvious ...
Anyone got some good tips to share ?

I usually a shoulder bag and I always extend the strap so the bag is leveled with my dick and then it's just a matter adjusting my bag so it covers my nether regions or if I have a jacket I put both hands in my jacket pocket and push down so the jacket covers my area an pretend I'm cold even though its 23 degrees and I'm wearing a jacket

[CunningLinguist]

I'm quite proud of my erections and never try to hide them. In fact, normally after making an an appointment with a brothel I always whip off my underpants and drive to the shop with my cock pushing hard against my outer shorts.

How serendipitous that a member with your username made the first reply ...
But I am talking about having one in public.
Do you walk down the street with a pants tent to the Brothel proudly displaying it ?

[grant]

This is something that I hear is a problem for guys but I never really have it myself. Sure I get erections in public (recently just as a result of recalling some enjoyable sessions) but I don't often feel like it's noticeable enough to make the effort to hide it. Perhaps it's the way I'm oriented by default (pointing upwards) that makes it less of a problem. Or maybe I'm lacking in the size department compared to you guys...

[bfe]

Having a micro penis, needing to hide an erection is a problem that I wish I had

[porkswordsman]

Grant is spot on. If I happen to crack a massive fat on George or Pitt St for example whilst following a sexy girl, well I am wearing a nicely-cut suit and carrying an elegant briefcase so even with a huge boner sticking out, no one is going to harass me are they.

[Punter Poontang]

Having a micro penis, needing to hide an erection is a problem that I wish I had

Dude, just hurry up and buy a sports car or something. :-)

[Skepti10]

maybe tmi but mine actually curves down so it's pretty un-noticeable in pants.

also because of the curve I hate missionary but am basically a god in doggy haha!

[grant]

Dude, just hurry up and buy a sports car or something. :-)

Oh, don't forget the earthshattering subwoofer to pump them sick beatz and to slouch while driving so that your steering wheel is at eye level and you have to reach upwards with your right hand to grip it, while your left arm is resting casually on the door. Also don't forget to speed and to take your eyes off the road at every available opportunity to look at women on the footpath as they spontaneously combust as a result of the uncontrollable simultaneous orgasms you've induced remotely from the driver's seat.


maybe tmi but mine actually curves down so it's pretty un-noticeable in pants.

also because of the curve I hate missionary but am basically a god in doggy haha!

Something I love doing is having a woman lay flat on her stomach, maybe with a pillow propping up her nethers, and just grinding her into submission (position is called prone bone, for those not familiar with porn vernacular). I'm sure you'd be effective doing this as well!

[the wizard]

i should stop reading the Ar's going to work...there's only so much that a hand in the pocket can hide...

[CunningLinguist]

Having a micro penis, needing to hide an erection is a problem that I wish I had

I just looked it up, anything under 7cm for an adult is considered a micro. I presume that measurement is taken when not erect.
On the bright side you should be able to get DT whenever you get a BJ!
And anal should be more likely with WLs that do it also!

[grant]

I just looked it up, anything under 7cm for an adult is considered a micro. I presume that measurement is taken when not erect.
On the bright side you should be able to get DT whenever you get a BJ!
And anal should be more likely with WLs that do it also!

measurement is taken while erect. Besides, I have a feeling the poster was just being self-deprecating

[Max Impact]

I just looked it up, anything under 7cm for an adult is considered a micro. I presume that measurement is taken when not erect.
On the bright side you should be able to get DT whenever you get a BJ!
And anal should be more likely with WLs that do it also!

No I think under 7cm is considered micro when erect. You're so bad rubbing it into micro guys.

Look at the bright side micro guys. Anal with most girls is on the cards!

[jellyshots]

Yeah, even though mine curves up and I'm not huge, wearing jeans doesn't help. Thankfully, I have a mid length leather jacket I can button up.

[igloo]

If you get an uncontrollable erection in public because say a pretty girl crosses your path, what do you do ?
I try to hide it as I don't want schoolkids pointing at me saying "look mummy that man has an erection!"

My usual hiding technique is to put my hand in my pocket and grab my cock and push it down so it is not so obvious ...
Anyone got some good tips to share ?

My tip Bro CL is dont get an erection around school kids, if you do then perhaps fake a heart attack face down but DO NOT go all Eddie Charlton with the pocket billiards:smile::smile:

[Bracket]

This subject immediately brings to mind the ballet scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSJVEb-qljA) in the 1984 movie, Top Secret, made by the same guys who made Flying High.

[Busyboy]

It's the worst when I pop a cialis it stays in your system for 36 hours and they claim that you only get an erection when stimulated but they don't say is the slightest stimulation causes an erection lol ill be walking and my member rubs against my boxers and I'm ranging like a mofo lol

[Boney]

I hid mine, but stuffed if I can remember where I put it :cry:

[CunningLinguist]

This subject immediately brings to mind the ballet scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSJVEb-qljA) in the 1984 movie, Top Secret, made by the same guys who made Flying High.

A classic!

[CunningLinguist]

I hid mine, but stuffed if I can remember where I put it :cry:

Do you have a detachable penis ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4)

[yellow_fever]

I never try to hide my erections. Why be ashamed of your masculinity? If a girl is staring at my cock, there's a reason for it, and i want her to have something to see. There's kind of a double standard here... like, girls with massive tits are allowed to show plenty of cleavage with low cut tops and guys should hide our hard ons? Man up guys! Grow a set, take your skirts off and don't be ashamed of being a man. Men get erections. Women like it.

[CunningLinguist]

I never try to hide my erections. Why be ashamed of your masculinity? If a girl is staring at my cock, there's a reason for it, and i want her to have something to see. There's kind of a double standard here... like, girls with massive tits are allowed to show plenty of cleavage with low cut tops and guys should hide our hard ons? Man up guys! Grow a set, take your skirts off and don't be ashamed of being a man. Men get erections. Women like it.

Really, I've never seen a guy showing an erection in public in Australia.
I have heard that in Italy some people are not afraid to show erect cocks in public though.

[yellow_fever]

I'm not saying you should whip it out, which would be illegal, but you guys sound you're embarassed and taking steps to really hide it, putting bags in front of it or whatever. If I'm out in public and a girl gives me a stiffy I'm not going to be blushing, If it set a tent in my pants why wouldn't I be happy with that? It's something to enjoy, it's part of being a man. And if she notices, even better! If I catch her staring at my cock I'm going to be looking straight at her eyes, and when she looks up I'll give her a smile or a wink. Certainly not going to sit in a corner with my eyes down and my face red.