Vietnam tips

[jfromoz]

Fellow punters i am off to Ho Chi Mihn for a couple of days. Any good hotels to go to that allows punting or any punting tips???

[OldPing]

I came back from hcm city last dec (my cousin in law is vietnamese). Try Wimdsor Plaza Hotel. For massage try Khai hoang hotel, dai nam hotel. For club, I'll find out this weekend. You have to pay 2 fees: for the facility around 200k dong (A$10) amd tips typically 200k dong. This include nude hj.

[wilisno]

I came back from hcm city last dec (my cousin in law is vietnamese). Try Wimdsor Plaza Hotel. For massage try Khai hoang hotel, dai nam hotel. For club, I'll find out this weekend. You have to pay 2 fees: for the facility around 200k dong (A$10) amd tips typically 200k dong. This include nude hj.Wow ! $200k for a HJ ? So out of reach ! ;) ;) ;)

[lonely heart]

He is talking viet$ equal to $10 aus

[timtam]

Just go to any bars and clubs. U will see slot of girls there and feel free to ask them. Usual price for a good one is around $200 overnight.

Also the best I found is ask the bell boy. They get commissions and they are more than happy to help you out in regards to this. Most hotels will let you bring the girl in but remember she has to have her citizen id.

Vietnam is so easy and cheap to punt. On the roadside in long an has thousands of them for $7.50 per shot incl renting the room! I shouted all my uncles and it costs me under $50!

[mannykay]

Mate. PLENTY.
2 main ones. Blow n' Go joints or FS joints.

Blo n' Go: These are disguised as hair salons with massage tables. Basically the premise is that you go in, a girl will escort you upstairs to a room, lie you on a massage table and give you BBBJ til you CIM. Rates go for about 250, 000 dong MAX, depending on your bargaining skills. Never pay more. Careful though, the girl that escorts you will be the one you're stuck with, so you need to man up if you don't like her and pick a girl you like.

Popular venues are: 110 Dien Bien Phu (called Bennies. Important note. There are two 110 Dien Bien Phu's. The first one you'll pass is a restaurant, you need to go further up past the massive roundabout to find the right one. Should be a huge sign, can't miss it.), 84 Nguyen Phi Khanh (this street has a few but this is generally the better one)

FS Joint: Also disguised as hair salons. Same deal as above. Best place to go to is the Korean Quarters near the Airport. Along Thang Long st are Ba Vi, and another road parallel to it, can't remember the name. Looks for shops with frosted glass doors. Rates are usually 300,000 dong. Girls are young and cute. But cold. The main difference in VN, you don't buy their time, you buy their pussy. It's fuck until you cum, then leave. But you better be quick! I didn't know this, and I tried to have a good time, and on both occasions I had both the girls tell me to hurry up. So there's no GFE or PSE here. Although YMMV.
Also on Ba Vi road, there's a legit massage joint, no funny business besides HJ. Top scale venue. Very nice. Although if you find a girl named Thu, tell her I said "go fuck yourself" for me :) Besides that, very decent massage.

[bbomg]

clubs: theres a few that i go too all the time, canali is my favorite, the girls are hot and the secruity love us... (we tip em all and tell em to drink with us) we had a big group of 9 goin into the club with 4 and 1/2 pplz who speak vietnamese (im the 1/2..) the girls there are friendly but after ur money lol make sure if u like one get her number and take her out after she finishes work, prob around 2-3am. after that then meet up again and try ur luck. when u leave the club tip ur waiter, sercurity and ur girl 100k dong each, beware of other workers coming over trying to get a tip.

another club for more tourist is call gossip. there are wl there, u can kind of tell which is and which isnt lol

also try a club called Gold, its small but usually packed and the owner came bak from america and speaks good english lol, i cant remember his name because we were all drunk and hanging out after with some of his workers lol.

if u know a local, tell him to take u to "bia om" sounds like beer om. its my favorite thing in the world! i can sing and play with the girls^^ and if u do go be sleezy its part of their job description. and hopefully theres a magic show:miao:! i wont tell u wat it is but if they clear the table, that means it starting. all u do is put out a tip of 100k dong and they do it hopefully.

[bbomg]

oh and if u bring a girl bak into ur hotel, expect u to pay the doorman, 50k should be enough lol. and usually the girl will give her id to the reception.

[Anh.phu91]

Gold club goes off!!!

[PhoBot]

+1 with what Mannykay said.

In the back suburbs of Hanoi, I found blow and go shops for as little as $2aud, and the girls are usually a diamond in the rough.

I would totally steer clear of picking up any girl in a western orientated or 5star hotel. You will get inflated price and crap service.

Find a blow and go. They are easy to spot. From the outside they will look like a hairdresser, but have the door closed and usually have privacy glass so you can't even see in. The sign for one of these will be Cat Toc Nam which means Hair cut man.
If you find something in there you would like to see in a hotel, just ask.

The girls I've taken out of haircut places have given me some of the best and most genuine sex of my life.
My last trip to Hanoi, I made and arrangement for 2 hours for about $80. 6 hours later and a trip to the pharmacy for viagra......

[mannykay]

+1 with what Mannykay said.

In the back suburbs of Hanoi, I found blow and go shops for as little as $2aud, and the girls are usually a diamond in the rough.

I would totally steer clear of picking up any girl in a western orientated or 5star hotel. You will get inflated price and crap service.

Find a blow and go. They are easy to spot. From the outside they will look like a hairdresser, but have the door closed and usually have privacy glass so you can't even see in. The sign for one of these will be Cat Toc Nam which means Hair cut man.
If you find something in there you would like to see in a hotel, just ask.

The girls I've taken out of haircut places have given me some of the best and most genuine sex of my life.
My last trip to Hanoi, I made and arrangement for 2 hours for about $80. 6 hours later and a trip to the pharmacy for viagra......

Never been to Hanoi, sounds like I will be soon. lol. Did you type that correctly? $2???

In Saigon (at least the places I went to) never had a fixed time session like you described, it's only a 'fuck-til-u-cum' business. This entails a 20 second BBBJ then they climb on top and ride you, and if you don't cum within 5 minute you get attitude. This was my personal experience. On the other hand the girls are generally really cute.

My advice? Go to a massage joint, those girls are easy to flirt with (if you speak Vietnamese), and you can build a relationship with them and take them out. I almost had that until I had to cut my trip short and make an emergency flight back home to Oz.

They sell Viagra there!? Oh, wait, forgot that Viagra doesn't work for me. Damn. lol

[PhoBot]

No typo :) but it was a place on the fringe of Hanoi, almost countryside.