altgourami
19-03-2012, 05:21 PM
Now, I'll admit I am writing this review in anger, but I'll also admit that generally I'm easy going when it comes to punting and follow a live and let live approach towards the girls, and the shops, who work hard (and I do mean hard) to provide a service to us.
Now, Chequers.
I've never gone to Chequers before, hard to believe considering how old the shop is, but I had a free afternoon and decided to give it a go.
Mistake #1 Paid $189 for extra massage where 'girl washes you'. Soapy. Never done it before.
Enter MILF who has two kids (always a bad sign when one starts joking about kids with the ML) but I just went with the flow, thinking of a steam afterwards. As the session went on, with zero sexiness, I enquired as to the blow up mattress on the floor.
"Oh, I can do if you like." That *is* what I paid for.
She proceeded to waste 15 minutes checking to see if it would be OK or not and then declared that it was too flat.
Mistake #2 I laughed about it with her and continued on with massage.
Mistake #3 with about 20 minutes to go I stated that it wasn't really happening and I'd probably need a younger girl (yes, I was getting sarcastic at this point). She agreed without spotting the sarcasm and I got a discounted $90 for an extra half an hour. That meant 15 minutes of my first one hour plus 30 minutes with a younger girl.
Mistake #4 I saw the younger girl was gorgeous younger HK girl (23) Jo Jo or something (I forget the MILF's name altogether) and after about 10 minutes of playing around with her plastic bag preparing she started to massage me. Clothed.
I asked her to get undressed and she reluctantly agreed.
Gorgeous. Beautiful A-cups, womanly hips, little trimmed pussy. I enquired FS and she said OK. I was not hard at this point due to all the beggaring about but she then tried condom. I suggested she should let me get hard first. She was surprised. I kissed her gorgeous nipples and she went all giggly and locked up. Starfish. Inexperience I guess.
OK. I told her it wasn't her fault but that this whole session was damned to failure so I got up and showered. I was still due 30 minutes.
Fucking boss charged me. Full rate. I explained that it wasn't the second girls' fault but that the service was fucked and she should perhaps not try the fucking Chinese money thing and think of the customer first. Just for a change. Sarcasm lost again.
Got all sort of shit about business, my company not me, etc. Fuck I am so angry. I know the business better than most here. But to the fucking old reception I was just a difficult customer who needed to be taught a lesson.
DO NOT GO THE CHEQUERS. FUCKING NO CUSTOMER SERVICE WHATSOEVER.
Chequers, if you're reading this, happy for an apology and refund.
I have never sought a refund from another shop ever. That's how bad this experience was for me.
Now, Chequers.
I've never gone to Chequers before, hard to believe considering how old the shop is, but I had a free afternoon and decided to give it a go.
Mistake #1 Paid $189 for extra massage where 'girl washes you'. Soapy. Never done it before.
Enter MILF who has two kids (always a bad sign when one starts joking about kids with the ML) but I just went with the flow, thinking of a steam afterwards. As the session went on, with zero sexiness, I enquired as to the blow up mattress on the floor.
"Oh, I can do if you like." That *is* what I paid for.
She proceeded to waste 15 minutes checking to see if it would be OK or not and then declared that it was too flat.
Mistake #2 I laughed about it with her and continued on with massage.
Mistake #3 with about 20 minutes to go I stated that it wasn't really happening and I'd probably need a younger girl (yes, I was getting sarcastic at this point). She agreed without spotting the sarcasm and I got a discounted $90 for an extra half an hour. That meant 15 minutes of my first one hour plus 30 minutes with a younger girl.
Mistake #4 I saw the younger girl was gorgeous younger HK girl (23) Jo Jo or something (I forget the MILF's name altogether) and after about 10 minutes of playing around with her plastic bag preparing she started to massage me. Clothed.
I asked her to get undressed and she reluctantly agreed.
Gorgeous. Beautiful A-cups, womanly hips, little trimmed pussy. I enquired FS and she said OK. I was not hard at this point due to all the beggaring about but she then tried condom. I suggested she should let me get hard first. She was surprised. I kissed her gorgeous nipples and she went all giggly and locked up. Starfish. Inexperience I guess.
OK. I told her it wasn't her fault but that this whole session was damned to failure so I got up and showered. I was still due 30 minutes.
Fucking boss charged me. Full rate. I explained that it wasn't the second girls' fault but that the service was fucked and she should perhaps not try the fucking Chinese money thing and think of the customer first. Just for a change. Sarcasm lost again.
Got all sort of shit about business, my company not me, etc. Fuck I am so angry. I know the business better than most here. But to the fucking old reception I was just a difficult customer who needed to be taught a lesson.
DO NOT GO THE CHEQUERS. FUCKING NO CUSTOMER SERVICE WHATSOEVER.
Chequers, if you're reading this, happy for an apology and refund.
I have never sought a refund from another shop ever. That's how bad this experience was for me.