ProngedUp
02-08-2024, 10:46 PM
Hi all, this is my first time in Australia, first time at a brothel, and this forum has really helped me navigate this topic, so I wanted to share my experiences
I decided to visit 7cowper after seeing posts note it as the cheapest place with relatively decent girls.
This was a mistake.
I now see that I shouldn’t have been such a penny pincher and instead, shilled out the extra 50 bucks for Ginza or anywhere else
I entered the establishment, not really knowing what to expect. It was my first time at a brothel, so I had nothing to base my thoughts off aside from the posts on here. I had phoned an appointment earlier in the day for Tina, a new girl per their website, and arrived at the reservation time. After buzzing in, I paid the $100 for 30 minutes, and sat in the room for a minute to wait for Tina. I had selected Tina because she looked cute in the pictures, and had all the characteristics I generally sought after in a woman.
Now, I know that pictures tend to be touched up and descriptions inflated, but they were just straight up lying on their website.
New Anna is listed as a young 24 yo Taiwanese student with D cups and weighing 55kg. Only one of these statements were accurate, her breast size.
Nationality? After asking her, Hong Kong. This isn’t a big deal, just an interesting note
Young? I would give her upper 30s, and that’s generous. She looked like she could be my mom if she had an early pregnancy
Weight? She was heavier than me, an 85kg American.
Her face looked nothing like the images whatsoever, even having completely different nose structures. She was much much larger than my liking - and at least double the size of what was shown in the pictures.
I was already off put at this sudden turn of events, but I went on with it, hoping something could be salvaged. I’d like to mention that Tina was a kind girl, who tried really hard throughout the 30 minutes, but I think my johnson was still in shock after this plot twist, and he stayed soft all night. She didn’t speak much English, but we could get a couple words here and there
For the first 10 minutes, she gave a great blowjob (while I closed my eyes) but it still wasn’t doing the trick. We attempted penetration for a couple minutes, but it was quickly established that would go nowhere. In the end, she ended up lubricating the fuck out of my lower half, and sat there rubbing it for a good 5-10 minutes. I did eventually give in, (likely due to the sheer length of time she tugged it) and I think she was happy to at least get me that far. (This was also further than I expected to get). We then washed up separately, and I just asked for a massage with the remainder of my time. My eyes remained closed for the rest of the night.
In the end, I learned the simple of lesson of you get what you pay for. $100 isn’t a big loss for a funny story to tell, though I wouldn’t recommend the place to anyone unless they’re specifically into older and larger women.
I would give the experience a 3/10, as it ended up being an expensive rub n tug massage. There was nothing wrong with Tina. She was sweet and tried her best, but it’s really hard when I was expecting an entirely different person, and got someone the exact opposite of what I was desiring. Maybe I was expecting too much from a $100 brothel? Either way, will not be going back due to the bait and switch
I decided to visit 7cowper after seeing posts note it as the cheapest place with relatively decent girls.
This was a mistake.
I now see that I shouldn’t have been such a penny pincher and instead, shilled out the extra 50 bucks for Ginza or anywhere else
I entered the establishment, not really knowing what to expect. It was my first time at a brothel, so I had nothing to base my thoughts off aside from the posts on here. I had phoned an appointment earlier in the day for Tina, a new girl per their website, and arrived at the reservation time. After buzzing in, I paid the $100 for 30 minutes, and sat in the room for a minute to wait for Tina. I had selected Tina because she looked cute in the pictures, and had all the characteristics I generally sought after in a woman.
Now, I know that pictures tend to be touched up and descriptions inflated, but they were just straight up lying on their website.
New Anna is listed as a young 24 yo Taiwanese student with D cups and weighing 55kg. Only one of these statements were accurate, her breast size.
Nationality? After asking her, Hong Kong. This isn’t a big deal, just an interesting note
Young? I would give her upper 30s, and that’s generous. She looked like she could be my mom if she had an early pregnancy
Weight? She was heavier than me, an 85kg American.
Her face looked nothing like the images whatsoever, even having completely different nose structures. She was much much larger than my liking - and at least double the size of what was shown in the pictures.
I was already off put at this sudden turn of events, but I went on with it, hoping something could be salvaged. I’d like to mention that Tina was a kind girl, who tried really hard throughout the 30 minutes, but I think my johnson was still in shock after this plot twist, and he stayed soft all night. She didn’t speak much English, but we could get a couple words here and there
For the first 10 minutes, she gave a great blowjob (while I closed my eyes) but it still wasn’t doing the trick. We attempted penetration for a couple minutes, but it was quickly established that would go nowhere. In the end, she ended up lubricating the fuck out of my lower half, and sat there rubbing it for a good 5-10 minutes. I did eventually give in, (likely due to the sheer length of time she tugged it) and I think she was happy to at least get me that far. (This was also further than I expected to get). We then washed up separately, and I just asked for a massage with the remainder of my time. My eyes remained closed for the rest of the night.
In the end, I learned the simple of lesson of you get what you pay for. $100 isn’t a big loss for a funny story to tell, though I wouldn’t recommend the place to anyone unless they’re specifically into older and larger women.
I would give the experience a 3/10, as it ended up being an expensive rub n tug massage. There was nothing wrong with Tina. She was sweet and tried her best, but it’s really hard when I was expecting an entirely different person, and got someone the exact opposite of what I was desiring. Maybe I was expecting too much from a $100 brothel? Either way, will not be going back due to the bait and switch