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Skidmark
23-04-2024, 09:01 PM
Is it just me or do MLs try to shoot you with jizz on purpose sometimes im sure they do for a laugh i had to dodge a load like the fucking matrix the other day it was pretty funny the cheeky laugh that she gave was a bit on the nose


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keebab
23-04-2024, 10:15 PM
I think this is a thing for sure. I mean it has to be funny to watch the guy react. But I've only experienced it with regulars myself.

The other is the lean-in towards you to "snow ball" move after they've just taken CIM. I know two regs who've done it to me just to watch my reaction.

JJBlows
24-04-2024, 12:13 AM
I think this is a thing for sure. I mean it has to be funny to watch the guy react. But I've only experienced it with regulars myself.

The other is the lean-in towards you to "snow ball" move after they've just taken CIM. I know two regs who've done it to me just to watch my reaction.

Yea I've had a few ML try and subtlety aim it at face direction with a smirk.

I have a WL who every time I cum in her mouth and I'm laying down catching my breath, she always tries to kiss me to get me react and it pisses me off.

Skidmark
24-04-2024, 02:51 AM
I think this is a thing for sure. I mean it has to be funny to watch the guy react. But I've only experienced it with regulars myself.

The other is the lean-in towards you to "snow ball" move after they've just taken CIM. I know two regs who've done it to me just to watch my reaction.

I’ll eat a girls ass and pussy and then kiss them none ever shy away but yeah when chick has slurped my spoonter I move like Floyd mayweather to get away from them lips


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OnOnOnOn
24-04-2024, 06:04 AM
I had one recently put her other hand above the muzzle to keep my shot from going everywhere which I thought was nice.

cherry69
24-04-2024, 02:08 PM
My regulars usually shoot it on their tits

GoldfishMan
24-04-2024, 06:23 PM
Depends on the situation. If you're lying on your back receiving a HJ, I'm afraid your body and face are the best spots for your cum to land as far as the ML is concerned. It's all a very practical thing. You can just wash it off and besides it's your own shit, lol...

If it didn't land on you, they'd have to clean up or replace whatever surface it landed on.

Those that smirk as they do it are just trying to have a bit of fun on the side, lol...

Riggers
24-04-2024, 06:25 PM
My regular ML does this all the time for giggles.

Trooper23
24-04-2024, 10:24 PM
Can't say I've seen a ML try it

11Bravo
25-04-2024, 08:45 PM
I think this is a thing for sure. I mean it has to be funny to watch the guy react. But I've only experienced it with regulars myself.

The other is the lean-in towards you to "snow ball" move after they've just taken CIM. I know two regs who've done it to me just to watch my reaction.

Had a regular who would always do the same: CIM, then she'd move up, GRINNING, and move in for a kiss, asking "no?" She was a fun girl with a great sense of humor. Thanks for the memory jog.

hornyman
26-04-2024, 08:58 AM
My ex used to do this every time she blew me, and I loved it. Have also had a few MLs aim the load at my face and they always think it is funny. As long as it doesn't bet in my eyes I'm not fussed.

JJBlows
26-04-2024, 12:15 PM
Where is that guy here who liked licking up his cum after blowing it over the girls bum/back??, I wonder if he lays on his back with his mouth open and gets the girl to try aim it towards his mouth like shooting a 3 pointer

Jimbo1
31-05-2024, 06:40 PM
Where is that guy here who liked licking up his cum after blowing it over the girls bum/back??, I wonder if he lays on his back with his mouth open and gets the girl to try aim it towards his mouth like shooting a 3 pointer

There's some freaks around..jesus...

Skidmark
31-05-2024, 09:09 PM
Tame compared to some these cretins stick around you’ll see some shit

Jimbo1
31-05-2024, 09:10 PM
Tame compared to some these cretins stick around you’ll see some shit

I don't doubt this!

GoldfishMan
01-06-2024, 09:07 AM
There's one regular at Ginza who's notorious among the girls for always eating his own cum straight out of the Dom after cumming. He be going after it like a tasty morsel.

Jimbo1
01-06-2024, 11:53 AM
There's one regular at Ginza who's notorious among the girls for always eating his own cum straight out of the Dom after cumming. He be going after it like a tasty morsel.

I think he's taken the crown.

Skidmark
01-06-2024, 11:57 AM
No way bro that has to be a lie there’s no way he’s slurping cum out of condom like a go-gurt

Jimbo1
01-06-2024, 04:09 PM
No way bro that has to be a lie there’s no way he’s slurping cum out of condom like a go-gurt

Sick puppy award if it's actually true...fuckn hell!

Skidmark
01-06-2024, 07:33 PM
Is it just his own cock glue or does he go around asking for daty at the end of shift so he can slurp punters spoof out with a straw

GoldfishMan
02-06-2024, 08:58 AM
Not a lie bros. Corroborated by more than 1 WL at GC. Chinese dude practicing the Taoist belief that ejaculation causes one to lose "jing" or inner energy. So to limit the loss, you just eat it back. There's some good proteins in there bruh...

11Bravo
02-06-2024, 10:34 AM
Seems rather an extreme way to prevent the girl from holding on to the baby-seed, then, after he leaves, perhaps trying some post-insemination. Myself, I always carry 2 zip lock baggies. Finish, tie off the condom, into 1 baggie, zip, then both into the other, zip, and into my backpack. At home, throw everything in the microwave for 30 minutes. Wait for the mass to cool, solidify, then blowtorch in the fire-pit QED. Child support begone. :fire:

Icegodofhungary
02-06-2024, 03:17 PM
Well it takes all sorts to keep life interesting, as me old nan used to say.

Pretty sure she wasn’t talking about dudes slurping down their own baby batter like a protein shake though.

Riggers
03-06-2024, 09:05 PM
Had a 60 min pure edging session today, first rope hit me right on the chin, second over my head lol. Kudos to Yoyo @tina in Surry. She is a bloody handjob magician.