Bad smell from vaginal

[Sexybee]

I can smell bad smelly when sexy and I had to stop and lied down. What is it happened?

[Meng]

If bad smell from sexy then girls vagina is sicky.

[11Bravo]

Are you sure your nose is clean? Where has IT been, and did you clean it with soap and water afterwards?:question:

[11Bravo]

If it's NOT you, then several possibilities:

1. She might be using her scent gland. This is a gland that all females have that will emit a smell if she is with someone that she doesn't want to be with, to discourage amorous intent. Like a skunk. Or she could have had beans for lunch, and you're just misidentifying the source of the smell. Some can be silent.

2. You can perform your own test. Stick a finger in, swirl it around a few times, then remove.
If it's:
a. Yellow: yeast infection
b. White: a deposit from a previous customer that may, or may not, interest you
c. Brown: wrong hole, retest using correct one
d. Black: this is the worst possible, black mold. Remove your finger, and yourself, from the shop as quickly as possible. As you're running out of the shop, make sure you wave your hands and arms in the air, shouting "Unclean, Unclean" to warn other punters. Go directly to a decontamination facility and request decontamination (think Q station). Black mold can be transmitted by airborne spores and can be extremely hard to eliminate. Be prepared to provide a list of all the people you've been in contact with, both civilian and business, so they can be checked for contamination. And be prepared to be quarantined for a week before being released, longer if necessary.

And look on the bright side. If you do completely loose your sense of smell, you'll never be bothered by this again.

Finally, do NOT buy the "home-detox" kits you see for sale on the internet. These are a scam as they don't contain the toxic chemicals required to kill the black mold. You just CAN'T believe everything you read on the net.

[Double_Adapter]

I can smell bad smelly when sexy and I had to stop and lied down. What is it happened?

Bro, if your team is in the trenches you gotta be in the trenches with them.
Warfare ain't easy but someone's gotta do it.

[asiafever]

When my parents were born it was the middle of the second world war, cities being bombed, food rationed, no electricity or running water sometimes, but dude needs a lie down if it smells a little funky?

[Hsteve]

I can smell bad smelly when sexy and I had to stop and lied down. What is it happened?
That’s a big turn off for me

[bevis90]

She prob hasn’t washed down there this big smelly

[11Bravo]

She prob hasn’t washed down there this big smelly
Guess it was such a bad smelly that he started to lose consciousness.
BUT was it a TIGHT smelly?

[priapus1966]

Book for 10am, not 10pm!

[JSteel96]

She prob hasn’t washed down there this big smelly

Agree with this its smelly unwashed pussy laced with cum from previous punters. I hope the OP did not do DATY on her if he did he needs to get himself checked for STIs

[Hidden Python]

My advice stop punting where there are no private shower facilities in the room, an hours RnT massage is $70+ $100 tip for FS
You might as well go to a brothel that has shower facilities in the room for that price.

[JSteel96]

Good point if there is no shower and your not the first with the WL for the day well go down on her at your own risk.

[Hidden Python]

Good point if there is no shower and your not the first with the WL for the day well go down on her at your own risk.

A few weeks back i did an hours punt and took 3 showers during that time
1st at the beginning with the girl,
2nd switching back to oral to finish off
3rd after the bj to get clean up to go home,

There is nothing worse than walking around in public smelling like dirty stinky sex

[Hsteve]

My advice stop punting where there are no private shower facilities in the room, an hours RnT massage is $70+ $100 tip for FS
You might as well go to a brothel that has shower facilities in the room for that price.
Good advice as 22Rydalmere and Lalabelle fit to the price range with good facilities too

[GoldfishMan]

Guess it was such a bad smelly that he started to lose consciousness.
BUT was it a TIGHT smelly?

Imagine how bad the smell to have to lie down. I know there are some smells that are so pungent you can taste the smell in your mouth even when you don't breath through your nose.

[1inchguy]

If it's NOT you, then several possibilities:

1. She might be using her scent gland. This is a gland that all females have that will emit a smell if she is with someone that she doesn't want to be with, to discourage amorous intent. Like a skunk. Or she could have had beans for lunch, and you're just misidentifying the source of the smell. Some can be silent.

2. You can perform your own test. Stick a finger in, swirl it around a few times, then remove.
If it's:
a. Yellow: yeast infection
b. White: a deposit from a previous customer that may, or may not, interest you
c. Brown: wrong hole, retest using correct one
d. Black: this is the worst possible, black mold. Remove your finger, and yourself, from the shop as quickly as possible. As you're running out of the shop, make sure you wave your hands and arms in the air, shouting "Unclean, Unclean" to warn other punters. Go directly to a decontamination facility and request decontamination (think Q station). Black mold can be transmitted by airborne spores and can be extremely hard to eliminate. Be prepared to provide a list of all the people you've been in contact with, both civilian and business, so they can be checked for contamination. And be prepared to be quarantined for a week before being released, longer if necessary.

And look on the bright side. If you do completely loose your sense of smell, you'll never be bothered by this again.

Finally, do NOT buy the "home-detox" kits you see for sale on the internet. These are a scam as they don't contain the toxic chemicals required to kill the black mold. You just CAN'T believe everything you read on the net.

What about taste test?
I remember doing down she didn't smell but a quick taste something was off I had to stop..

Besides that interesting description unfortunately shops ingo too the lighting is so dim or bright red (No5) can't even tell the colour..

[JSteel96]

A few weeks back i did an hours punt and took 3 showers during that time
1st at the beginning with the girl,
2nd switching back to oral to finish off
3rd after the bj to get clean up to go home,

There is nothing worse than walking around in public smelling like dirty stinky sex

4th shower at home so the mrs don't suspect anything?

[l337dude]

Imagine how bad the smell to have to lie down. I know there are some smells that are so pungent you can taste the smell in your mouth even when you don't breath through your nose.

Imagine reading the news: "punter dies from bad vaginal smell at popular brothel"...

[11Bravo]

Imagine reading the news: "punter dies from bad vaginal smell at popular brothel"...
LOL, along with images of the fire department in hazmat suits...

[Hidden Python]

4th shower at home so the mrs don't suspect anything?

100%, and its good to make it a regular habit to shower as soon as you get home from a day out, that way your misses doesn’t suspect anything out of the ordinary

[JSteel96]

100%, and its good to make it a regular habit to shower as soon as you get home from a day out, that way your misses doesn’t suspect anything out of the ordinary

Exactly the way to do it don't change any daily routine you have with the missus then she will have nothing to suspect. The only problem if she wants boom boom that night and your already drained out from the WL. MMM got a headache not in the mood.

[GoldfishMan]

Ok, jokes aside (shame on us for having a laugh from the misfortune of a fellow bro!)... let's discuss what is the best sex position to go into if said pussy turned out to be a skunk in disguise.

I suggest cowgirl, as the smelly fumes should in theory rise up and away from you. What do you reckon?

[l337dude]

I would do missionary but instead of DFK I would put my face on the pillow trying to suffocate myself...

[Hidden Python]

Lol if you can smell the Sydney Fish Markets and you are not at the Sydney Fish Markets, wouldn’t you think something is a bit fishy, and that alone would be the first sign not to go fishing there.
In terms of not smelling her stink, stick your finger up your bum and than take a good whiff, if you are going to smell a dirty hole, it might as well be your own.

[GoldfishMan]

I would do missionary but instead of DFK I would put my face on the pillow trying to suffocate myself...

Hahahha, mate, mish is no good. I tried it before, the fumes can build up in your direction.

EDIT: By far the worst position to take is any from behind position. Doggy, etc. FMD, you'll be staring at the ceiling gasping for breath in no time!

[earl9122]

If it stinks don't eat it! you don't want a part of your mouth falling out when you wake up in the morning lol

[Double_Adapter]

If it stinks don't eat it! you don't want a part of your mouth falling out when you wake up in the morning lol

perhaps the chick has a durian pussy? Smelly but tastes sweet....just saying.

[l337dude]

mmm durian flavored pussy, I heard they are popular in South-East Asia.

[Zenxxx]

Just had this situation a couple weeks back at one of the well known establishments.
Didn't really smell that bad but just awful fishy taste that made me teeter on the edge of vomiting. Only could do a couple mins of DATY and still had the taste long after that night.
Had to overload on some sugary and savoury food to quell it.

[JSteel96]

Just had this situation a couple weeks back at one of the well known establishments.
Didn't really smell that bad but just awful fishy taste that made me teeter on the edge of vomiting. Only could do a couple mins of DATY and still had the taste long after that night.
Had to overload on some sugary and savoury food to quell it.

If you have smelly DATY I recommend coke a cola if the taste was bad from the pussy coke a cola kills the bad taste.

[Zenxxx]

If you have smelly DATY I recommend coke a cola if the taste was bad from the pussy coke a cola kills the bad taste.

Thanks for the advice will give that a go next time. Hopefully won't get to that stage but sometimes the little head takes over haha

[GoldfishMan]

Just had this situation a couple weeks back at one of the well known establishments.
Didn't really smell that bad but just awful fishy taste that made me teeter on the edge of vomiting. Only could do a couple mins of DATY and still had the taste long after that night.
Had to overload on some sugary and savoury food to quell it.

Lol, teetering on the edge of vomitting. Hahahah, that's hillarious bro... I wonder what was the look on your face. All green?

[JSteel96]

The girl probably needed to take a dump and was holding it in

[l337dude]

The girl probably needed to take a dump and was holding it in

Another reason I avoid anal...

[GoldfishMan]

Another reason I avoid anal...

Nothing wrong with a choctop once in a while...

[imyouraussieguy]

I will write an AR about my experience in Kremlin Spa (Manila, Philippines) - to those who would visit Manila (at least I'm not making up)

Anyways, I got to experience a WL who's pussy stinks! I was about to DATY her but the stench punch me right out of the scene. So horrible it make my stomach sick

https://www.manilatouch.com/spa/kremlin-spa-in-quezon-city/

[Vincent888]

Book for 10am, not 10pm!

Your giving away trade secrets!