I live alone in a space station.....

[Sibon]

I live alone in a space station. I am a maintenance personnel in a space observatory station. Only men are allowed to work here as the space authority doesn't want any distraction.

When I need a woman I will need to fill up a form to submit to the Entertainment and Recreation Dept. They want to know details such as when I last wanked, how often I dream about naked women, which is my favorite porn site etc. etc.

After that the dept would send a Replicant into my room. She is an artificial body with human body temperature and programmed to speak 80% Mandarin and 20% English. Normally I was given 45 mins to be with her. She doesn't have a name but she has a 3 digits number. Last girl I had was 460.

After 3 years of service in the space station I'll get to go back to Earth again. I will be able to walk the Burwood Road again and sample the real girls. But then I have to read the ARs and make a decision about the choice of a girl. That is hard work.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Life is hard and consists of many struggles

[Double_Adapter]

.....Houston, we have a problem!

[Meng]

Warwick must be gutted not being able to comment anymore lol.

[starling]

Warwick must be gutted not being able to comment anymore lol.

Woah what got him banned? I mean, every day it seemed like it was going to happen tomorrow but what was the actual straw that broke the camel's back?

[GoldfishMan]

Woah what got him banned? I mean, every day it seemed like it was going to happen tomorrow but what was the actual straw that broke the camel's back?

He got into a very public fight here with another forum member and started posting info that should've been kept private, I reckon. Had nothing to do with his Warwick Vs Sibon saga.

Side note:
I think it would be pretty awesome to have a wank in space. No tissues needed, your spunk would just be floating around. And I reckon it would be pretty cool to look at those spheres of your little tadpoles flying around, no?

[rooter]

Try a submersible next time bro :)
Warwick will pay for your ticket :)

[Muppet]

Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf could have almost written the original post. But he’s a hologram.

[HowTo28891298]

What an amazing narrative, or is it real xD

[JJBlows]

He got into a very public fight here with another forum member and started posting info that should've been kept private, I reckon. Had nothing to do with his Warwick Vs Sibon saga.

Side note:
I think it would be pretty awesome to have a wank in space. No tissues needed, your spunk would just be floating around. And I reckon it would be pretty cool to look at those spheres of your little tadpoles flying around, no?

I assume it got to the point of people's identity being made public.

Also who are the administrators of this place??

[HowTo28891298]

Warwick sounds like a menace, is anyone allowed to recount roughly what happened? Did the public fight make it to the news?

[wilisno]

I’m surprised no one seems to have read Warwick’s post that he pm the admin and asked to be banned !!

[OLD SNAKE]

Like Darth Vader lost in space after the Death Star got blown up, he really wasn't lost, he was just waiting for Emperor to blow off steam and blame someone else,

[OLD SNAKE]

Warwick must be gutted not being able to comment anymore lol.

He's probably reading this shaking his fist in the air, saying profanities about Sibon, than taking off his Bunnings Hat and throwing on the ground and stamping all over it, than picking it back up and than throwing it back on the rear parcel tray of his poo brown commodore and than speeding off with discus

[Double_Adapter]

Like Darth Vader lost in space after the Death Star got blown up, he really wasn't lost, he was just waiting for Emperor to blow off steam and blame someone else,

All we need is for Warwick to return one last time, have one more battle with Sibon and before he departs say 'Sibon, I am your father'

[OLD SNAKE]

All we need is for Warwick to return one last time, have one more battle with Sibon and before he departs say 'Sibon, I am your father'

And he was Princess Leia's Daddy before she got rescued from the holding cells,
just by the look on her face you could tell she wanted a black baby, but got a surprise when it was just crispy and shrivelled up

[Ghost2hauntU]

I live alone in a space station. I am a maintenance personnel in a space observatory station. Only men are allowed to work here as the space authority doesn't want any distraction.

When I need a woman I will need to fill up a form to submit to the Entertainment and Recreation Dept. They want to know details such as when I last wanked, how often I dream about naked women, which is my favorite porn site etc. etc.

After that the dept would send a Replicant into my room. She is an artificial body with human body temperature and programmed to speak 80% Mandarin and 20% English. Normally I was given 45 mins to be with her. She doesn't have a name but she has a 3 digits number. Last girl I had was 460.

After 3 years of service in the space station I'll get to go back to Earth again. I will be able to walk the Burwood Road again and sample the real girls. But then I have to read the ARs and make a decision about the choice of a girl. That is hard work.

Happy jerking off Jim. Happy jerking off ;)

[Sibon]

Happy jerking off Jim. Happy jerking off ;)

No need for that. Lovely female Replicants are issued to us as long as our requests are not excessive or too frequent.

The Space Authority wants us to conserve our energy for the critical space station maintenance.

Other than sex with Replicants we play a lot of Space Ping Pong and floating Space Chess.

[Sibon]

Also who are the administrators of this place??

The very wise Miyagi Sensei is one?

[Stubbage]

Thought this was somehow a reference to the latest season of black mirror

[Ziggurat]

Other than sex with Replicants we play a lot of Space Ping Pong and floating Space Chess.

That last one I'd like to see. :shout:

[Harika]

Ah yes, a very entertaining and disturbing series