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outoftown55
27-04-2023, 07:04 PM
Hi all,

Bit of a lurker here but try to review here and there if I need to tell others about my experience.

Moved to a new area and saw this down the road, figured I would give it a go. Went late one Sunday night (I know, not exactly peak hour) and its a bit of a rough entrance, I think used to be part of the Cash Converters close by so you walk in, greeted by another door and "buzzed" in. Good and bad, you can walk straight in unlike other places, buzzing and waiting around for a girl to answer the door - here you can walk straight in before the next step but it feels pretty cold.

Girl was decent looking, but had a bit of a nasty cough and against my better judgement I stayed and paid for an hour.
Room seemed clean but the place was pretty dead.
Tried to engage the girl in conversation but was shut down pretty quick. Massage was very sub standard, but I made my intentions known with a bit of light touching and the TT was good.

When it came time to the flip, asked what my options were and was only offered clothed HJ for 50 or NHJ for 100.
Opted for the later as had been awhile.
Had to pay immediately which I'm not a fan of as it breaks the mood but I get it.
Was all over pretty quick and she was quick to dress.
Was offered a quick hot towel clean up and I was out of there.

Overall:

Massage: 3/10
Looks: 7/10
Service: 3/10
WIR: No

VFlowers
28-04-2023, 12:33 PM
Hi all,

Bit of a lurker here but try to review here and there if I need to tell others about my experience.

Moved to a new area and saw this down the road, figured I would give it a go. Went late one Sunday night (I know, not exactly peak hour) and its a bit of a rough entrance, I think used to be part of the Cash Converters close by so you walk in, greeted by another door and "buzzed" in. Good and bad, you can walk straight in unlike other places, buzzing and waiting around for a girl to answer the door - here you can walk straight in before the next step but it feels pretty cold.

Girl was decent looking, but had a bit of a nasty cough and against my better judgement I stayed and paid for an hour.
Room seemed clean but the place was pretty dead.
Tried to engage the girl in conversation but was shut down pretty quick. Massage was very sub standard, but I made my intentions known with a bit of light touching and the TT was good.

When it came time to the flip, asked what my options were and was only offered clothed HJ for 50 or NHJ for 100.
Opted for the later as had been awhile.
Had to pay immediately which I'm not a fan of as it breaks the mood but I get it.
Was all over pretty quick and she was quick to dress.
Was offered a quick hot towel clean up and I was out of there.

Overall:

Massage: 3/10
Looks: 7/10
Service: 3/10
WIR: No

I get the feeling I know which girl you saw....was she tallish and from a country not that often represented in massage shops?

dave.j8811
28-04-2023, 01:34 PM
I get the feeling I know which girl you saw....was she tallish and from a country not that often represented in massage shops?

Bet it begins with A

APL
29-04-2023, 10:45 AM
Bet it begins with A

And comes from heaven??

VFlowers
29-04-2023, 12:17 PM
And comes from heaven??

Now I'm really getting confused...

joeblow251
29-04-2023, 12:53 PM
Now I'm really getting confused...

opposite of devil

VFlowers
29-04-2023, 01:25 PM
opposite of devil

Well....starting with A and coming from heaven would hint at some winged mythological figure. My confusion has more to do with the fact that I can't recall having ever seen anyone with that name on the GL rosters.

big g
30-04-2023, 01:31 PM
Fun fact - this building used to be Kevin Rudd's electorate office when he was PM.

VFlowers
30-04-2023, 02:51 PM
Fun fact - this building used to be Kevin Rudd's electorate office when he was PM.

Great that the place has finally been put to a good use....

COOLBRI
01-05-2023, 02:22 PM
I get the feeling I know which girl you saw....was she tallish and from a country not that often represented in massage shops?

Which country she from..any Hint please?

popeye96
01-05-2023, 04:17 PM
Fun fact - this building used to be Kevin Rudd's electorate office when he was PM.

So it's still full of cunts.

Massageloverbris
01-05-2023, 04:45 PM
Actually his office was across the road

cheese69
04-05-2023, 08:11 AM
Has anyone seen J*** from U***** here?

Kaharoa
22-05-2023, 04:27 PM
Yep don't bother, not a great attitude and very mechanical

cheese69
25-05-2023, 05:00 PM
Yep don't bother, not a great attitude and very mechanical

Is she at least attractive?

Fungus the Bogeyman
27-05-2023, 10:03 PM
Is she at least attractive?

Shes attractive until you have to deal with her in the room. Loses her attraction quickly

Kaharoa
28-05-2023, 06:51 AM
Shes attractive until you have to deal with her in the room. Loses her attraction quickly

Absolutely agree with that.

A*** from Argentina also is one to steer clear of, rubbish massage and poor attitude.

dave.j8811
28-05-2023, 08:03 AM
Absolutely agree with that.
A*** from Argentina also is one to steer clear of, rubbish massage and poor attitude.

Both have bfs. Definitely a contributing factor

Galaxybrisbane
29-05-2023, 04:49 PM
Has anyone seen J*** from U***** here?
Average massage, not much TT. Very mechanical and not interested. WiR no