Philippines Travel Tips

[bradpitt]

with the world reopening and the thought of us happy mongers heading back overseas I thought it would be logical to provide a collection of travel tips.

ALL hotels are girl friendly.
A week before you go setup some dating profiles on Tinder, Badoo. no earlier.
Upon arrival at Manila airport buy a local SIM for contacting girls and for a local Whatsapp
Install Grab the local taxi app.
Dress down when going out. No conspicuous wealth. don't carry anything you don't want to lose.
If it's your very first trip have your hotel or work collect you from airport
Definitely carry imodium and gut medications. Take viagra from here if you use it


Make sure you get 1- 2 or more nights in famous Angeles city.

[4FoW2]

A few more ...trust no one, esp the girls.
Everything of importance goes into the safe.
Realise that because you say 2 oclock they will turn up at 3,4,5,7 - this really pisses me off. To combat this I say arrive at the coffee shop, take a photo of there and then I will come.
Always they come to you,don't go to them.
Remember if you pass on one there are 100 more ready to take their place - be respectful but brutal in your selection process and fulfilling your demands.
Do your research esp prices and stick to them.
Watch food very closely - if its not cooked then its a maybe - esp salads and things to do with water. Bottled water only.
Have a money holder thats secure - mine is a neoprine pouch attached to my belt by a caribeaner which I tuck into my shorts.
Condoms obviously, bb is gambling.
Re anything ...if your instincts say there is something wrong - abort. Don't fuck around with underage stuff ...prison over there is the end of your life.

As per Angeles it is a shithole but go once to say you have been there - if you haven't been to Angeles and Pattaya then you haven't earnt your OS mongering badge lol.

Agree with everything Brad says
4FoW2

[hellozmane]

thanks for the tips!

[Jayce0123]

Thanks so much for the tips guys!!