Punting IS cheating. How to avoid getting caught?

[GoldfishMan]

Instead of moping around introspecting on your guilt about punting/cheating, why don't we do something more productive for our favourite hobby?

Put down all the tips and tricks that you "employ" to help you continue to enjoy punting without being caught!

I'll start:
- Work from office, for obvious reasons.
- get into a habit that requires you to be uncontactable for extended periods of time. For me, that's going to the movies alone. I'm a bit of a movie buff. Everybody who knows me, knows I wouldn't have a second thought about going to watch a movie on my own. So sometimes I go to the cinemas, sometimes I go see a girl.

[punter-pie]

Good tips. It's only cheating if you get caught, right?

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[Rogeryou]

I always have a project going at home so Bunnings, chasing up tools, contractors products ect. You can be gone for hours any suburb
I train so I often turn up for a punt for my work out.
1-2 FS punts per week during lunch
If you are a busy person with hobbies it’s straight forward
I also don’t always answer my phone!

[NKOTB]

Good tips. It's only cheating if you get caught, right?

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Agreed I’m with you

[punter-pie]

I always have a project going at home so Bunnings, chasing up tools, contractors products ect. You can be gone for hours any suburb
I train so I often turn up for a punt for my work out.
1-2 FS punts per week during lunch
If you are a busy person with hobbies it’s straight forward
I also don’t always answer my phone!Yeah, being known to have a flat phone frequently is a good plan

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[GoldfishMan]

Yes, agree with making it a “habit” to miss calls, that’s very important. Just randomly miss picking up a call when you feel like it’s safe to do so (it’s probably not an emergency!), to create a pattern. You might initially have to come up with an excuse each time you miss it, but it’ll get to a point where your missing calls becomes “normal” then you won’t have to give excuses anymore.

[Rookiestones]

Applying fragrances every couple of days on a consistent basis. Often usually different varieties of brands. This is more for conditioning the missus because she has a strong sense of smell and I want to blend it incase I'm in contact with a WL or ML who applies very scented lotion or oils.

[dotcumdotinyou]

Single again so don't have to worry anymore.

But, towards the end of the marriage I stopped buying aftershaves and colognes and started using the ex's perfumes so as not to get caught out, after all a smells a smell. Surprisingly a lot of the WLs/MLs used to comment about how good my "cologne" was.

Working with loud machinery in a factory was always a perfect excuse to miss calls.

[RLC]

Meetings all the time. Golf, tennis sessions. Always leave the phone on silent.

[FB24]

Wont get caught if you dont have a mrs haha

[punter-pie]

Meetings all the time. Golf, tennis sessions. Always leave the phone on silent.Yes, phone on silent is gold

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[GoldfishMan]

Wont get caught if you dont have a mrs haha
Well of course. And there’s nobody to cheat either! This thread is for all the bros that were moping around on the other thread asking about cheating. Time to channel that guilt into something useful, lol

[Candy1234]

Maybe best stay away from sex forums, she might be tech savvy… a little suss on your phone or desktop browsing history, boom! Busted.

[Rookiestones]

Maybe best stay away from sex forums, she might be tech savvy… a little suss on your phone or desktop browsing history, boom! Busted.

On the tech side of things:

1. I've restricted allowing anyone use or access my phone
2. I use alternative browsers like 'Brave' and 'DuckDuckGo' for instance then masked the tab/window behind other opened tabs/windows.

[easter_bb]

WFH really doesn’t help, there is no “I will be home by 7” excuse anymore.

[GoldfishMan]

WFH really doesn’t help, there is no “I will be home by 7” excuse anymore.
You can get at least some punting benefit out of WFH. I personally plan it so that I WFH whenever I have a heavy day at work. The more meetings scheduled on the day the better. The longer I can drag out a piece of work the better. I’m just constantly under the pump, lol!
So it gives the missus the impression that this is what I get up to on a “normal day” at work. Most other days when I’m in the office, FMD I’m like a well oiled machine, everything done and dusted within the first 2 hours of the day, ready for me 2 hr punting lunch break!

[priapus1966]

Fix all your devices to automatically delete history/call lists at 'get home time' daily. It is very rare that anything important will be deleted.

[fi1teredglue]

this is a really really good idea

[Sibon]

Those who are afraid of getting caught deserve to be caught.

There is no such thing as innocent adultery.

The eyes of God follow you every where you go.

Repent and confess your sins to your wife and priest. And seek forgiveness and repentance.

If not live your life in fear and guilt.

[jfoldbar]

Time to channel that guilt into something useful, lol
if ya dont feel guilty then theres no guilt to channel.

[jfoldbar]

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The eyes of God follow you every where you go.



out of the 5000 or so gods that humans invented, which one follows you around? just so i know who to steer clear of.

[Roshtosh]

My biggest challenge is my own head. I have so many opportunities to go and play but then I think of all the other things I can spend the money on - her, kids, my other hobbies, saving etc...I really put myself into a mind fuck and yet I so badly want to. I guess I'm a little older and wiser now than 30 yrs ago but still horny as ever. Heck I log into this forum every morning when I wake up and also check out the rosters for my favourite shops.

[Rookiestones]

My biggest challenge is my own head. I have so many opportunities to go and play but then I think of all the other things I can spend the money on - her, kids, my other hobbies, saving etc...I really put myself into a mind fuck and yet I so badly want to. I guess I'm a little older and wiser now than 30 yrs ago but still horny as ever. Heck I log into this forum every morning when I wake up and also check out the rosters for my favourite shops.

I can relate to this dilemma. Recently been browsing thru all the SB profile on seeking/SB and opportunity cost considerations come to mind amongst other things.

[buster]

out of the 5000 or so gods that humans invented, which one follows you around? just so i know who to steer clear of.

The shaft god … most powerful of all gods … often shafts you multiple times before moving on to the next victim; you can’t steer clear of the shaft god, you just need to accept his/her shaftings with great humility

[Somebeardyfella]

Taking out cash bits at a time no so there's not a big $100 withdrawal that I can't explain away. I'm also in the habits now of showering at night so sometimes after a punt (I'm RnT only btw) I'll jump straight into the shower after work. I'm lucky to work mobile so I'm driving around Sydney a lot, let's me sample places all over the city and half an hour of radio silence is pretty easily explainable. I don't punt often though so my biggest dilemma is making sure I pick a good parlour and don't feel like I wasted my cash!

[bradpitt]

My biggest challenge is my own head. I have so many opportunities to go and play but then I think of all the other things I can spend the money on - her, kids, my other hobbies, saving etc...I really put myself into a mind fuck and yet I so badly want to. I guess I'm a little older and wiser now than 30 yrs ago but still horny as ever. Heck I log into this forum every morning when I wake up and also check out the rosters for my favourite shops.

I can go for a few months of holding the line but eventually my mind find some justifiable reason to step into a shop. I was 'clean' for a few months then had a really great month at work in March. Everyone got their bonus. So I decided to reward myself with a massage visit. I'm up to three rewards so far.

[fi1teredglue]

Those who are afraid of getting caught deserve to be caught.

There is no such thing as innocent adultery.

The eyes of God follow you every where you go.

Repent and confess your sins to your wife and priest. And seek forgiveness and repentance.

If not live your life in fear and guilt.

you mean repent and then do again ?

[jfoldbar]

The shaft god … most powerful of all gods … often shafts you multiple times before moving on to the next victim; you can’t steer clear of the shaft god, you just need to accept his/her shaftings with great humility

luckily the god of shaft hasnt struck me down yet

[Fred Flintstone]

I’ve been punting and mongering for a long time and haven’t been caught yet. There are a few rules to follow:

1. Don’t punt in your home suburb. That’s the equivalent of shitting in your own nest. Your neighbours will see you coming out of a rub and tug and the game is over
2. Have a secret bank account where you can withdraw cash from. I have a business, so I can transfer between accounts easily
3. Always pay in cash. Never, ever pay by credit card
4. Never tell a ML/WL your real name or address
5. Keep changing shops frequently so you can spread your risk
6. Don’t fall in love with an ML/WL as nothing good has ever come of it. There are thousands upon thousands of cases of misery and may be five cases where it’s worked out
7. Don’t chat or text ML/WL in your spare time. See point 6
8. Don’t ever tell anyone about your mongering habits, ever. That includes your colleagues, best mates or relatives. Just act dumb
9. As unpalatable as it may seem, fuck the missus once every few months so that she doesn’t suspect anything
10. Park your car a block away from the massage parlour and leg the last 500m
11. Use the back entrance to the shop if possible
12. Don’t ever meet or socialize with other mongers on these forums - they can be your worst enemy
13. Avoid the temptation to get involved in ML/WL affairs. I know many mongers like to help out with visas, rental applications, loans, English lessons etc all in the hope of getting some free girl friend action. It’s not worth the hassle. Just pay for the service and go home. See point 6

[Rookiestones]

Solid advice Fred. All comes down to self discipline.

[woodland]

I’ve been punting and mongering for a long time and haven’t been caught yet. There are a few rules to follow:

1. Don’t punt in your home suburb. That’s the equivalent of shitting in your own nest. Your neighbours will see you coming out of a rub and tug and the game is over
2. Have a secret bank account where you can withdraw cash from. I have a business, so I can transfer between accounts easily
3. Always pay in cash. Never, ever pay by credit card
4. Never tell a ML/WL your real name or address
5. Keep changing shops frequently so you can spread your risk
6. Don’t fall in love with an ML/WL as nothing good has ever come of it. There are thousands upon thousands of cases of misery and may be five cases where it’s worked out
7. Don’t chat or text ML/WL in your spare time. See point 6
8. Don’t ever tell anyone about your mongering habits, ever. That includes your colleagues, best mates or relatives. Just act dumb
9. As unpalatable as it may seem, fuck the missus once every few months so that she doesn’t suspect anything
10. Park your car a block away from the massage parlour and leg the last 500m
11. Use the back entrance to the shop if possible
12. Don’t ever meet or socialize with other mongers on these forums - they can be your worst enemy
13. Avoid the temptation to get involved in ML/WL affairs. I know many mongers like to help out with visas, rental applications, loans, English lessons etc all in the hope of getting some free girl friend action. It’s not worth the hassle. Just pay for the service and go home. See point 6

14. Don't bring your usual phone with you when you punt. Missus can track you through the Find My app. Have a separate punting phone.

[Wotan]

Nevertheless, if you get married you give your word that you will be faithful. If you’re not, and you break your word, don’t be surprised that it doesn’t work out.

[Fred Flintstone]

Nevertheless, if you get married you give your word that you will be faithful. If you’re not, and you break your word, don’t be surprised that it doesn’t work out.

Yes, that is correct. Everyone starts out with good intentions for their marriage. Unfortunately, in the West, 50 % of marriages end in divorce and another 20% continue to live in misery without divorcing. Only about 30% of couples are happy. With those sorts of statistics, be thankful we have easy access to so many girls who help us out.

I also think serial mongers like us are wired a bit differently. Even if the situation at home was fantastic, I’d still definitely be using hookers.

[Wotan]

Yes, the value of the sex industry and the number of sex workers would indicate that (for men, at least) monogamy is not the rule, indeed, quite the opposite.

[CharlieM]

Yes, that is correct. Everyone starts out with good intentions for their marriage. Unfortunately, in the West, 50 % of marriages end in divorce and another 20% continue to live in misery without divorcing. Only about 30% of couples are happy. With those sorts of statistics, be thankful we have easy access to so many girls who help us out.

I also think serial mongers like us are wired a bit differently. Even if the situation at home was fantastic, I’d still definitely be using hookers.

I'm happily married at the moment, love my wife...but like most marriages we went through our rough patches especially around 5 years ago. Its hard to go months on end without sex and that's when I started punting again. Me and the Mrs have sex on average once a week now but I can't give up the punting. Wanking to porn is no longer an option for me, don't enjoy it. But I enjoy that once a week punt.

[Coco Paper]

50 % of marriages end in divorce and another 20% continue to live in misery without divorcing. Only about 30% of couples are happy.

^ This.

I have met plenty of people in their 60s who travel to Thailand and are "divorced, with kids; wife has the house but hey life's still good right?".
I am choosing to skip to the end game from the start. No wife. No kids. Live like a 14th century Sultan.

I don't know how long that will last for. Maybe I'll want a dog and kids some day.

[Rogeryou]

Yes, that is correct. Everyone starts out with good intentions for their marriage. Unfortunately, in the West, 50 % of marriages end in divorce and another 20% continue to live in misery without divorcing. Only about 30% of couples are happy. With those sorts of statistics, be thankful we have easy access to so many girls who help us out.

I also think serial mongers like us are wired a bit differently. Even if the situation at home was fantastic, I’d still definitely be using hookers.

Never heard anyone term it as being a Monger hahah love it. Wish I could change mange my user name.

[Rookiestones]

What excuse have punters here used to be away from the missus so you can punt? Coz time is a strong factor in this game.

[GoldfishMan]

Never heard anyone term it as being a Monger hahah love it. Wish I could change mange my user name.

Short for whoremonger, mate.

[GoldfishMan]

^ This.

I have met plenty of people in their 60s who travel to Thailand and are "divorced, with kids; wife has the house but hey life's still good right?".
I am choosing to skip to the end game from the start. No wife. No kids. Live like a 14th century Sultan.

I don't know how long that will last for. Maybe I'll want a dog and kids some day.
When I was getting my vasectomy done, I overheard that the guy who went in after me was only a late 20s guy, never had kids, who said that his reason for getting the snip was to “help reduce over population”. They were all talking about it at the clinic.

In my mind, I was thinking this must be a hardcore punter who also loves BBFS!

Anyway, I brought this up because I thought you might want to consider that spur of the moment life decisions sometimes may not be the best. Times change, your perception of what you need changes too.

[Ease]

Switch off location services on your phone when your getting close to the shop. And on a again as soon as your a safe distance or where you would be expected to be. Another option are signal blocking cases , that way you can’t be seen but you also haven’t switched off your location services (if she is really looking she could work that out)

[priapus1966]

Never heard anyone term it as being a Monger hahah love it. Wish I could change mange my user name.

Monger was originally a word which meant trade or barter. Thus an Ironmonger sold metal goods (hardware), a Costermonger, fruit and veggies, a Cheesemonger, cheese and a Fishmonger fish. However a Fishmonger's daughter was always (in Cockney language) a euphemism for a prostitute. Shakespeare used it in that sense.

Monger has always had a disreputable association, including in the modern usages Warmonger, Fearmonger or Whoremonger, so Fred F's usage is of ancient if not respectable lineage.