MLs who Orgasm

[everready 2]

I always find it exciting if you manage to get the lady massaging you to orgasm. Love to hear from other punters about the Massage Ladies they have seen who they got to orgasm in the session. Quite happy to get PMs on this and we can elaborate in detail of our experiences with Massage Ladies like these. Two standouts in the past for me were Aya and Yuka from Japanese massage in 335 Gardners Rd. Have a number of others I'd love to discuss in PMs who still are operating that I'd love to elaborate on with other punters in this regard and swap details.

[CharlieM]

Wow! What a topic. I can't remember the last ML I saw who didn't orgasm. Almost everyone I've been to over the past 2 years have had an orgasm

[MichaelA2]

Wow! What a topic. I can't remember the last ML I saw who didn't orgasm. Almost everyone I've been to over the past 2 years has organised.

So who are some that have?

[3002]

This would be impossible to tell, some girls are so good at faking its unbelievable. I've had ex's that could fake contractions

[PervySage]

So who are some that have?

Pretty much all the MLs who are popular usually put on a show...

Whether it's real or fake who knows... We pay for the hour or so of the show...

[3002]

Pretty much all the MLs who are popular usually put on a show...

Whether it's real or fake who knows... We pay for the hour or so of the show...

Agree with this, it's probably not ALL fake. But i'd put money that the majority are.

[everready 2]

Not all are impossible to tell at all, when it's genuine.
Those who might have seen the gorgeous Alisa, ex Dulwich Hill for example, may have seen her experience a massive orgasm. If you managed to coax her into a daty session, it may have taken her 10 or 15 minutes to get her there, but when she came she'd ignite with shuddering and have to push you away, almost at risk of falling off the table if you kept on tonguing her because she'd be then so sensitive then around her clit after cumming :)

[Vader]

They all do to make you feel good so that you come back FFS. They are marketers who want your money.

[CharlieM]

So who are some that have?
The list would be too long to put on this forum.

The secret is in the cream bun...if you stick your tongue as far as you can up their bum hole until you can feel the end of a turd and then start sucking till you get all that turd out and watch her cum. Works for me everytime.

[Labia Vortex]

Two girls from 335 Gardiners Rd
One From Five Dock
Two from Bway 227
One From Drummoyne Massage
Only girls I was absolutely sure of
WLs the list is a lot longer

[floppydick]

I reckon that any punter here who claims that they have made an ML actually orgasm is having themselves on, or alternatively has believed the actor they call an ML.
Same applies for WL's, actually I believe you have even less chance or reality with a WL.

I reckon a lot of starfish out there could easily increase their business (especially return business) if they learn to vocalise to keep their customers happy.

[Climax598]

Two girls from 335 Gardiners Rd
One From Five Dock
Two from Bway 227
One From Drummoyne Massage
Only girls I was absolutely sure of
WLs the list is a lot longer
Who is the one go off from Drummoyne massage? Can you please PM me. Thank you. Merry Xmas

[Labia Vortex]

I reckon that any punter here who claims that they have made an ML actually orgasm is having themselves on, or alternatively has believed the actor they call an ML.
Same applies for WL's, actually I believe you have even less chance or reality with a WL.

I reckon a lot of starfish out there could easily increase their business (especially return business) if they learn to vocalise to keep their customers happy.
You’d need to know the tell tale signs
Engorged Vulva
Contractions
Degree of Wetnesss
Warmth just below the navel
Sensitivity of her clit after the O
The degree of how important it is to the punter
We’ve all seen some Oscar Winning performances where the signs
Aren’t evident
Also helps if the girl is into you
Girl at Five Dock got over the line because
I wasn’t fat and was gentle with her

[everready 2]

You’d need to know the tell tale signs
Engorged Vulva
Contractions
Degree of Wetnesss
Warmth just below the navel
Sensitivity of her clit after the O
The degree of how important it is to the punter
We’ve all seen some Oscar Winning performances where the signs
Aren’t evident

Comments from an expert Labia :)

[woods23]

I always find it exciting if you manage to get the lady massaging you to orgasm. Love to hear from other punters about the Massage Ladies they have seen who they got to orgasm in the session. Quite happy to get PMs on this and we can elaborate in detail of our experiences with Massage Ladies like these. Two standouts in the past for me were Aya and Yuka from Japanese massage in 335 Gardners Rd. Have a number of others I'd love to discuss in PMs who still are operating that I'd love to elaborate on with other punters in this regard and swap details.

How often you see these girls?
Do they cum for you first meeting?
What happened after that. Upgrade to fs?
Any girl masturated themselves to cum if you can't get them over the line?

I find It hard not easy to do. Your strike rate is good!

[CharlieM]

Two girls from 335 Gardiners Rd
One From Five Dock
Two from Bway 227
One From Drummoyne Massage
Only girls I was absolutely sure of
WLs the list is a lot longer

They should be paying you.

[Lyndsay]

How often you see these girls?
Do they cum for you first meeting?
What happened after that. Upgrade to fs?
Any girl masturated themselves to cum if you can't get them over the line?

I find It hard not easy to do. Your strike is good!

The number of MLs who actually have a genuine orgasm with a client is a small percentage I'm sure. That's why I was interested in finding some others who have enjoyed such encounters. However, with the right girl and if there is some chemistry, it's quite possible to bring some to an orgasm. Of course, a lot will fake one, but you'll know when one is real. I know for a fact, from some fellow punters, I'm not the only one who brought the ladies I mentioned to an orgasm for starters.

[CharlieM]

The number of MLs who actually have a genuine orgasm with a client is a small percentage I'm sure. That's why I was interested in finding some others who have enjoyed such encounters. However, with the right girl and if there is some chemistry, it's quite possible to bring some to an orgasm. Of course, a lot will fake one, but you'll know when one is real. I know for a fact, from some fellow punters, I'm not the only one who brought the ladies I mentioned to an orgasm for starters.
I thought it was Eveready 2 who posed the question.

[everready 2]

I thought it was Eveready 2 who posed the question.

Lindsay is a mate of mine and visited a lot of the girls I have, and the bastard has done this to me before to stir me up Charlie - not all that funny I think. As if there aren't enough pests online :)

[Vader]

They should be paying you.

Yes, they should get a job as stand up comedians, then they wouldn't have to pay a girl to orgasm.

[Sibon]

They all do to make you feel good so that you come back FFS. They are marketers who want your money.

It would hurt an egotistical punter to read that.

[Vader]

It would hurt an egotistical punter to read that.

They believe what they want to believe. That's why they believe they make the girls orgasm

[JJBlows]

When will you guys accept the fact you can't make every woman orgasm!

[everready 2]

Just for those out there who are interested in making a woman orgasm, and who know when they have, and who have experienced it with an ML, I'd love to swap experiences via PM. Trying to converse on this issue on the open forum seems very challenging. :)

[cumquat]

I reckon that any punter here who claims that they have made an ML actually orgasm is having themselves on, or alternatively has believed the actor they call an ML.
Same applies for WL's, actually I believe you have even less chance or reality with a WL.

I reckon a lot of starfish out there could easily increase their business (especially return business) if they learn to vocalise to keep their customers happy.

Flip it … you reckon that every woman who happens to do sex work will never orgasm at their place of work ?

[everready 2]

Flip it … you reckon that every woman who happens to do sex work will never orgasm at their place of work ?

Agree with you Cumquat, there seems to be a serious number of punters out there who are either not at all interested in making a woman orgasm, or have never been able to accomplish this in their lives.

[alc]

I reckon that any punter here who claims that they have made an ML actually orgasm is having themselves on, or alternatively has believed the actor they call an ML.
Same applies for WL's, actually I believe you have even less chance or reality with a WL.

I reckon a lot of starfish out there could easily increase their business (especially return business) if they learn to vocalise to keep their customers happy.

Well if I had a floppy dick I would probably reckon that too...

[yug]

Just for those out there who are interested in making a woman orgasm, and who know when they have, and who have experienced it with an ML, I'd love to swap experiences via PM. Trying to converse on this issue on the open forum seems very challenging. :)

Ok, I will give you a hint...it comes with everready batteries...or may be 2. Use it on her.

[Appleofedengarden666]

It would hurt an egotistical punter to read that.

no need to challenge yourselves. as long as both parties enjoy the vibe then orgasm is just a bonus. It doesn't mean that the girls don't like the times with you nor underrate your skills. Skill is one thing, but also feelings is important as well. I know one legend who can make me cum almost every time ( probably one time we missed it because I was too tired) but I don't have desire to make love with him. Sorry A&L but believe me, you still receive my compliment all the times.

[everready 2]

Please kill this thread moderators. I can't believe some of these responses.
Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you all enjoy the festive season with your loved ones.

[cuteguy]

Two girls from 335 Gardiners Rd
One From Five Dock
Two from Bway 227
One From Drummoyne Massage
Only girls I was absolutely sure of
WLs the list is a lot longer

It's not impossible to make a ML have an orgasm. You can get her into the mood if she allows you to give her a massage too. Luckily had the same luck as Labia Vortex with MLs at two shops mentioned above prior to the lockdown.

[Raybo]

Girls have told me when they have cum with other clients so it is true. I have been with girls that cum easily and I have been with girls that get to the edge but don't quite get there, they have had boyfriend's or things on their mind which block those kind of feelings. Some girls feel guilty about cumming, they are there to serve you. I have been with girls that say they dont want to cum. It is all relative, don't think it is bullshit because you are paying for it.

I speak from WL experience mostly. Had a bit of ML experience, I am 50/50 with MLs I reckon. Had a few MLs that loved orgasms, but it also included FS so may be it doesn't count.

[carmen farquis]

Sometimes I wish the girl would hurry up and fake it.

[Fred Flintstone]

Why is it so important to make an ML cum? She’s not your girlfriend. Just a paid performer.

Many WLs and MLs have said they don’t like to cum because it makes them tired and sleepy and they then find it difficult to get through the shift

[GoldfishMan]

I wouldn't go so far as to say I made them cum, but I did make some of them feel real good.
One in particular (not gonna name her cos she's now stopped allowing DATY), leggy Chinese ML, used to cream so much that she'd need a bundle of tissues to wipe herself dry after our sessions. My favourite position with her was in 69 position. She'd be stroking my dick slowly (this girl doesn't give more than NHJs) while I suck and lick her clit and pussy. I can literally see the inner lips convulsing and making her juices come out, it was amazing. When she has full body convulsions, I can tell it's not faked.

I always end up with so much of her juice on my face in that position that I looked like I had a bad cold, my nose covered in snot!

Another one, Korean ML Bebe from SS, also years ago. She had the most distinct habit that I don't think can be faked. She'd be enjoying my "administrations" for a few minutes, then she'd always get to a point where she had to reach down with her hand and press down on one particular spot near her right pelvic bone. That movement caused her pussy to "stretch" a bit and I guess it exposed her clit a bit more. She'd then grind her pussy right onto my mouth. All while whimpering and moaning. I had a handful of sessions with her and she did this every single time I DATY'ed on her. I never got around to asking her why she did that, maybe I should've!

[GoldfishMan]

Another one, a Chinese ML who used to work at DOS. Her pussy would open and contract so much during DATY I felt suction on my chin as I sucked on her clit, and it made a faint "smacking" sound like those when you kiss someone on the face, when I moved my chin. That was such a turn on.

[Assandlegs]

no need to challenge yourselves. as long as both parties enjoy the vibe then orgasm is just a bonus. It doesn't mean that the girls don't like the times with you nor underrate your skills. Skill is one thing, but also feelings is important as well. I know one legend who can make me cum almost every time ( probably one time we missed it because I was too tired) but I don't have desire to make love with him. Sorry A&L but believe me, you still receive my compliment all the times.

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[dwx]

While it can be good money for the ML,
There are some ML that also love their job benefits.

[Sibon]

Agree with you Cumquat, there seems to be a serious number of punters out there who are either not at all interested in making a woman orgasm, or have never been able to accomplish this in their lives.

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[cuteguy]

I try to keep a straight face when the girl says she's really tired and needs to have a shower after cumming. Deed done and both are happy. That's what counts.

[Vader]

I try to keep a straight face when the girl says she's really tired and needs to have a shower after cumming. Deed done and both are happy. That's what counts.

Haha correct. Most working girls detest men who pay for sex. However, it is good that they are happy to do it for the money.

[floppydick]

Haha correct. Most working girls detest men who pay for sex. However, it is good that they are happy to do it for the money.

What I hate is when you do not pay upfront and things progress. At the end you ask how much extra they want and they wont say or say I don't know or what you think. If you intend to go back, you don't want to appear cheap, but then you don't want to pay too much because next time it could cost you a bundle.

[Rogeryou]

I think some ppl are deluded, these ladies want you finished and gone. They are not your girl friend and they don’t want to be. You need to be realistic, who is who in the zoo.
The average punter is not a good looking fit young bloke, pretty young girls would not choose you!. The girls play their role, some better then others!

Treat them well, enjoy your time and stay in touch with reality

[Azninvasion85]

Haha correct. Most working girls detest men who pay for sex. However, it is good that they are happy to do it for the money.

Not all girls detest men who pay for sex. Some probably ( I dont have the stats for the %) however I do know that girls will more then likely detest guys who are married or in relationships paying for sex. If ur single no one gives a shit. Its just like if we see a hot young ML then u find out oh shes married with kids. Us punters most likely won't feel the same way about her then if we thought she was single and wanted to fuck and make money.

[Bunty4]

Not all girls detest men who pay for sex. Some probably ( I dont have the stats for the %) however I do know that girls will more then likely detest guys who are married or in relationships paying for sex. If ur single no one gives a shit. Its just like if we see a hot young ML then u find out oh shes married with kids. Us punters most likely won't feel the same way about her then if we thought she was single and wanted to fuck and make money.

Not sure how marriage changes anything, money is money, sex is sex, paying for sex is just fine and who is anyone to judge anybody… it all about seeking happiness and giggles and while at it a good orgasm helps.

[Jamit]

I think some women love stimulation and it is likely that those women gravitate toward the sex industry.

Enjoying the stimulation is different to actually having an orgasm.

My experience is that under the right conditions MLs will get very aroused when I Daty . I have had women who have claimed to orgasm after sounding and feeling like they did bit you never know in the sex industry.

Many women only orgasm when masturbating. With DaTY you may need to carefully persist for half an hour of Daty or more to make a woman come. So hard to achieve that in a one hour session, particularly if she is watching the clock.

There are rare women however that are extremely able and can orgasm in minutes just by rubbiing their legs together. I have never been in a relationship with one of those women.

I have been with extremely horny MLs and WLs but sadly I think that was the result of drugs.

Have a read of "she comes first". An excellent guide to cunnilingus and the female orgasm. All men must read this.

[Double_Adapter]

A great and engaging post Mr Everready2 - keep up the good work. Though some of the responses allude that orgasmic MLs are as rare as unicorns.

Every inch of a woman’s body regardless of whether she’s a ML, WL or non-WL is considered highly sensitive and erogenous. Her ear lobes, lips, mouth, nipples, breasts, neck, stomach, thighs, wrists, behind the knees, arse, feet, ankles, elbows, shoulders, small of back, face, hair, scalp etc is sensitive to touch and arousal - her skin from head to toe is a woman’s largest sexual organ, every inch highly erogenous. And this doesn’t even include her vagina which is at least 100x more erogenous/orgasmic. The 2-3mm pin head of the clit has more nerve endings than the whole length of a 12 inch erect schlong with 2 sagging cajones.

By far the most important sexual organ on a woman is her mind - You can make love to a woman and get a woman dripping wet with words alone. You only gotta look at the popularity of romance novels, love songs, romcom’s, and Fifty Shades of Grey to understand that.

Turning on a man is like flicking a light switch - it’s instant and his orgasm switches off as quickly as it was switched on. Turning on a woman takes time and is like trying to light a camp fire - you gotta chop wood, gather twigs, sticks, leaves, and paper and prepare the area/pit, get a box matches and after a few strikes you might get a spark…..then you spend the next 15mins slowly feeding wood making sure the flame doesn’t blow out. But once the fire gets going it gets hot, and is very difficult to extinguish it.

Perhaps a 30min punt is not long enough to get the ML juices flowing, and If you think you can make a ML orgasm in 30mins then you should be thanking the previous punter/s for laying the foundation.

[Jamit]

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Perhaps a 30min punt is not long enough to get the ML juices flowing, and If you think you can make a ML orgasm in 30mins then you should be thanking the previous punter/s for laying the foundation.

One memorable punt with a WL she was so turned on when I came in that I think I was just a continuation of the previous client.

I didn't let that thought get to me though, just rolled with it. She was so wet, on hindsight she commented on my small hands and I think was looking for a fisting...she had got to that point.

[Raybo]

Perhaps a 30min punt is not long enough to get the ML juices flowing, and If you think you can make a ML orgasm in 30mins then you should be thanking the previous punter/s for laying the foundation.

Haha, seen an ML for an hour one time and tried hard with DATY to get her over the line, like I failed many times before, and after. She messaged me later to say I got her so close but the next customer, who was waiting out front as I left had finished the job. 🤣🤣🤣

[Azninvasion85]

Not sure how marriage changes anything, money is money, sex is sex, paying for sex is just fine and who is anyone to judge anybody… it all about seeking happiness and giggles and while at it a good orgasm helps.

I agree to a certain extent, they would 100% see u in the shop for some good fun. But they more then likely won't go further then that

[Raybo]

Not sure how marriage changes anything, money is money, sex is sex, paying for sex is just fine and who is anyone to judge anybody… it all about seeking happiness and giggles and while at it a good orgasm helps.

It's amazing how threads here move off topic, but I totally agree with this. If WLs or MLs are in it purely for the money they don't care about your relationship status.

[everready 2]

Hi Labia, just sent you a PM but you need to clear some of your PMs to receive. :)

[woods23]

I agree to a certain extent, they would 100% see u in the shop for some good fun. But they more then likely won't go further then that

U over think to much. As if they bloody care if u are married bf or not they only there to work for $$$ ( They are professional actress/ scammer) . U be stuipd to look for more further in a shop anyway !

[GoldfishMan]

Lol, so many bitter bros here. Come on, just because you don't have a chance to date the girls doesn't mean every bro on this forum is in the same situation as you.

Not saying there will be happiness for them, but some bros here will have more appeal to the girls than others. Maybe more good looking, neater, more money, more stylish etc. So it wouldn't be surprising if a WL or ML wanted to know if a bro was hitched or not, because they might want to do something more with them outside the shop. Eg. Go shopping, watch a movie... Basically a date. It does happen.

[Archer]

Lol, so many bitter bros here. Come on, just because you don't have a chance to date the girls doesn't mean every bro on this forum is in the same situation as you.

Not saying there will be happiness for them, but some bros here will have more appeal to the girls than others. Maybe more good looking, neater, more money, more stylish etc. So it wouldn't be surprising if a WL or ML wanted to know if a bro was hitched or not, because they might want to do something more with them outside the shop. Eg. Go shopping, watch a movie... Basically a date. It does happen.
I think we are due for another love story with ML/WL.

[warwick1]

I think we are due for another love story with ML/WL.

No no, just recycle an old one if you are desperate........

[GoldfishMan]

I think we are due for another love story with ML/WL.

Not from me, I haven't been trully single for the last 25 years. All I've got are a lot of "what ifs".

[warwick1]

Not from me, I haven't been trully single for the last 25 years. All I've got are a lot of "what ifs".

Double that for me (I'm talking about years).......

[asiafever]

Not from me, I haven't been trully single for the last 25 years. All I've got are a lot of "what ifs".

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "it might have been".

[cuteguy]

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "it might have been".

If it was to be then it would have occurred. That's my view. You break up for a reason and there's usually no turning back. For women this is usually the rule. On the other hand, many men suffer in relationships and regret the good old times.

[asiafever]

If it was to be then it would have occurred. That's my view. You break up for a reason and there's usually no turning back. For women this is usually the rule. On the other hand, many men suffer in relationships and regret the good old times.

That to me feels a little like putting too much trust in 'fate'. Learn from mistakes of the past so you are not doomed to repeat them, and when faced with an opportunity don't die wondering.
The good old times more often than not is falsely remembering only the positives and none of the shit that went with it. Usually this is borne out of loneliness, desperation or dissatisfaction with the current situation. That's why punting can be a good brain clearer, after a great session you don't find yourself saying "Yeah, but I wish I was back begging my partner for sex, putting up with nagging, fighting every second night about inconsequential shit and wishing I won Powerball so I could run off to The Bahamas..."

[storry_teller]

That to me feels a little like putting too much trust in 'fate'. Learn from mistakes of the past so you are not doomed to repeat them, and when faced with an opportunity don't die wondering.
The good old times more often than not is falsely remembering only the positives and none of the shit that went with it. Usually this is borne out of loneliness, desperation or dissatisfaction with the current situation. That's why punting can be a good brain clearer, after a great session you don't find yourself saying "Yeah, but I wish I was back begging my partner for sex, putting up with nagging, fighting every second night about inconsequential shit and wishing I won Powerball so I could run off to The Bahamas..."
Don’t know why but I feel a bit sad when reading this comment. A sad fact about punting then.

[asiafever]

Don’t know why but I feel a bit sad when reading this comment. A sad fact about punting then.

It all depends on the relationship obviously. Generally though you don't break up with someone because you're happy.
There are lyrics to a song which is rather dull, but the chorus starts "There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness" and I guess to an extent it is true.

[Travelmate]

Lol, so many bitter bros here. Come on, just because you don't have a chance to date the girls doesn't mean every bro on this forum is in the same situation as you.

Not saying there will be happiness for them, but some bros here will have more appeal to the girls than others. Maybe more good looking, neater, more money, more stylish etc. So it wouldn't be surprising if a WL or ML wanted to know if a bro was hitched or not, because they might want to do something more with them outside the shop. Eg. Go shopping, watch a movie... Basically a date. It does happen.

+1 ......

[Double_Adapter]

Some interesting reading and POVs. Kudos to Mr Asiafever and Mr Goldfishman always on the money with some of your thoughts and insights.

Men are physical/logical creatures and are complete amateurs when in comes to emotional stuff. All men experience emotions and feelings but it’s not their default and natural state; and testosterone, logic and physicality is to blame for that.
Women on the other hand are experts and masters when it comes to dealing with emotions and feelings. This is their default and natural state.
So when a guy falls for a woman he falls in balls deep, as this emotional stuff is new, exciting, and unchartered territory for him.

Relationship breakups will generally fuck with a man’s emotional state and psyche; some will take years to mend (and some never mend or mend properly).
After a bad breakup some men will become bitter and resort to acts of stalking, threats, aggression, violence, suicide, murder etc
Why? They will use whatever comes natural to them ie logic, testosterone, aggression, physicality, violence, strength to deal with an emotional problem.

After a breakup women move on very quickly - they are ring masters when it comes to dealing with emotional stuff. You only need to look at the suicidal rates between the sexes to understand that.
Moreover if the woman is attractive she will have way many more options than a man to move on from a relationship and she’s guaranteed there’ll never be a shortage of thirsty beta suitors vying for her attention and affection.

Why is punting important - it gives men an avenue to release unresolved genital tension.
Why is it dangerous - some men confuse paid sex and attention for affection and love.

Keep up the great work lads.

[smn5746]

Two girls from 335 Gardiners Rd
One From Five Dock
Two from Bway 227
One From Drummoyne Massage
Only girls I was absolutely sure of
WLs the list is a lot longer

What are your recommendations for 5 dock ?

[cuteguy]

What are your recommendations for 5 dock ?

There are some pretty girls at Fivedock. You can't go wrong with part 1 at this place. However it's really rare to have a girl ask you about extras besides Nhj.

[GoldfishMan]

This thread reminds me of Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 1, The Mango.
"Even Harry Houdini couldn't do it, what chance have I got??".

[eagerpunter]

I can confirm that MLs do orgasm. I have been seeing one regularly and we've built up a rapport, which I believe helps.

As Dr Labia Vortex has mentioned some of the signs, the most obvious is wetness, engorged vulva, some shuddering. It would get to a point where she pushes my hand away.

Personally I enjoy the experience a loy more if I know the other person is also enjoying it too. You do what makes you happy (as long as you don't piss off the girl), at the end of the day it is a personal service you are paying for.

[MichaelA2]

As Dr Labia Vortex has mentioned some of the signs, the most obvious is wetness, engorged vulva, some shuddering. It would get to a point where she pushes my hand away.


Sorry to tell you, but neither wetness and engorged vulva means she has come, and most of them can fake a good shudder.

If they come they will almost certainly be flushed (red) on the nape of their neck. Can’t fake that one.

[cumquat]

Sorry to tell you, but neither wetness and engorged vulva means she has come, and most of them can fake a good shudder.

If they come they will almost certainly be flushed (red) on the nape of their neck. Can’t fake that one.


Fuk me with a banana

Lol


This thread is a Fukn Seinfeld episode

[MichaelA2]

Fuk me with a banana

Lol


This thread is a Fukn Seinfeld episode

Lol. I’ll grab ‘George’ as my alter ego.

[GoldfishMan]

Fuk me with a banana

Lol


This thread is a Fukn Seinfeld episode

Yeah. We should all be eating mangoes.

[GongMan55]

Fuk me with a banana

Lol


This thread is a Fukn Seinfeld episode

“No soup for you” …. Lol [emoji13]


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[warwick1]

Fuk me with a banana

Lol


This thread is a Fukn Seinfeld episode

"The sea was angry that day my friends"

[asiafever]

"Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?"

[asiafever]

But I think this was the episode he was referring to https://youtu.be/fbCZ0kxk2Pw

[warwick1]

But I think this was the episode he was referring to https://youtu.be/fbCZ0kxk2Pw

Spot on.............