Stuffed week/weekend

[Trapper]

So I have some money and time to spare this past week after work on a couple of days so i thought i would head out for a bit of a splurge. Ended up seeing 3 different options and lets just say, this has confirmed me to just sticking with brothels from now on, or they have to reply to from the same number i initially text them on at least. Sick of bait and switch.

First one i will just say this, if you get an address for a session at Brownshill street slacks creek avoid, pair of old untalented boilers working there. Should have walked away but i hadn't had a good root in ages, considering i have a bit of a problem with arriving to soon and I am not opposed to a more mature lady, they sometime have some interesting techniques, the fact that i got nowhere with any thing in this session should tell you enough. Fixed that problem by going to my second session of the week but that was at a pryana rose with Kandy.

and then my third session, I booked for some time with YOYO Pen from E&B and got bailed on, should have known immediately to just walk away but i was interested in what she was offering so i tried to organize again for the next day, lets just say she overslept and pushed me back by an an hour. I went to the address she gave me but it turns out it wasn't the address and the actual address was on another street at another place, one i was all too familar with, turns out she is the same one as my very first blue balls experience while punting. This time she got me off at least but i she had me on the floor to do so because her work bed was broken and she didn't want me in her actual bed. I will give her this, she is enthusiastic, at least more so than the first time all those years ago but she sure as hell isn't the age she advertised on E&B. Ahh well, i will just stick with shops from now on, at least there i know what i am getting and have an easier time walking away

[kuk18]

Agree. I have never had a really good experience on the ads. Especially the locanto ones are all broilers. Much better luck with the RNT shops.
Too much work and hassle trying to sort through the broilers from the potential gems.

[Paragon]

My locanto tips (that will rule out 99% of asian ads)

1) If the price is $200/h and she's super hot, it's a trap.
2) Click the username. If you see multiple ads for multiple women, avoid.
3) If the username is somehting weird like Fayqaz123 but the girl's name is Sparkles or some shit avoid. You can use this trick on Escorts & Babes too, most legit private operators will create a username that's similar to their working name. Pimps however will not. If the girl's name was "Fay" but the username was "Faya123" then it probably passes...
4) Google the mobile phone number. You'll likely get hits to ads on other websites, check the photos there, 99 times out of 100 they will be different photos for someone in a different state. This rules out most ads you'll see. Even if the ads are old, just means the pimp has been using that number a while.
5) The photos should be shitty self-shot mirror selfies that feel a bit skeesy and not much else, most taken in the same room/outfit/day. If they look like they were plucked from someone's everyday life insta feed across multiple days they probably were, by some wanker pimp trying to trick you.
6) The the photos look old (low resolution) or kinda smudgy (like someone has rubbed vaseline on the lense) it's probably an old boiler using pics from when she was hot 30 years ago.

If it passes all those tests then congrats, you might have actually found a legit ad on locanto.

[ecchi.gaijin]

7) If you have travelled around SE Asia you pick up the way that different nationalities talk and the terminology they use. Certain key words will hint at what nationality the author really is. This is not guaranteed but will help you be more cautious.

[kuk18]

My locanto tips (that will rule out 99% of asian ads)

1) If the price is $200/h and she's super hot, it's a trap.
2) Click the username. If you see multiple ads for multiple women, avoid.
3) If the username is somehting weird like Fayqaz123 but the girl's name is Sparkles or some shit avoid. You can use this trick on Escorts & Babes too, most legit private operators will create a username that's similar to their working name. Pimps however will not. If the girl's name was "Fay" but the username was "Faya123" then it probably passes...
4) Google the mobile phone number. You'll likely get hits to ads on other websites, check the photos there, 99 times out of 100 they will be different photos for someone in a different state. This rules out most ads you'll see. Even if the ads are old, just means the pimp has been using that number a while.
5) The photos should be shitty self-shot mirror selfies that feel a bit skeesy and not much else, most taken in the same room/outfit/day. If they look like they were plucked from someone's everyday life insta feed across multiple days they probably were, by some wanker pimp trying to trick you.
6) The the photos look old (low resolution) or kinda smudgy (like someone has rubbed vaseline on the lense) it's probably an old boiler using pics from when she was hot 30 years ago.

If it passes all those tests then congrats, you might have actually found a legit ad on locanto.

Those are some good tips but sadly that filters out like all Locanto ads :startle:
Are there any "real" girls on Locanto?

[4FoW2]

The thing I like about Locanto is that you get the private operators in a house / apartment where more can be on offer.
If ever I have time to burn I have a look on locanto but always have a back up plan at a MS nearby.
Always play hard ball with Locanto and if they fuck you around or it seems suss in any way abort.
We all know its about 5% chance of success. If a plane was going to land 5% of the time would you board?
4FoW2

[spaceman]

Most of you look at the advertising account on locanto you can see multiple adds every where up and down the Coast
The girls are binging pimped out there are all rotated every week or too
So easy to find it’s not funny
I real wonder if the police are interested
The same girl can’t be in 5 places At one Time ,
one of the adds she was in Perth ( under a full lock down ) and in Brisbane at the same time
Magic
But there is a real gem the next week using the same house and number( pot luck)

[Shagspear]

Ahh well, i will just stick with shops from now on, at least there i know what i am getting and have an easier time walking away


Exactly my sentiment. I have found I am getting less and less adventurous with escorts. It’s always a hit and miss game... more miss than hit. Use to be all miss in the beginning because I was young and horny. Later I learnt to NEVER trust any Cracker or Locanto no matter how many “100% real” or promise real they put on their ads. Too many times it’s a hideous boiler/grandma that you wish you can unseen.

After learning through countless trial and errors, I finally found E&B and start to get more hit. The trick is to only go for “verified” profiles; and don’t trust Asian profiles even if it is “verified”. 80% of the time it is bait and switch even if it is verified profile for Asian operators.

But I did had quite a few unbelievably incredible punts that still made me want to get back to this side of the game.